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  • That one dude is now a convicted rapist...

    http://kool.corrections.ky.gov/KOOL/Details/361463

    rape first degree and SEXUAL ABUSE, 1ST DEG, VICTIM U/12 YEARS OF AGE like...whoah

  • #2
    Holy shit.

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    • #3
      He looks like a pedo

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      • #4

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        • #5
          I feel like KOOL was not the greatest acronym for the lookup system.

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          • #6
            I wanna write a song about this but that will send me to hell

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            • #7
              But then you and Brandon dung could write songs together

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Read hard View Post
                I wanna write a song about this but that will send me to hell
                Then you would both be worthless... nothing... dust... ash... etc...

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                • #9
                  This is so fucked up. What the fuck?! Fuck this guy and his awesome fucking songs forever.

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                  • #10
                    Well I guess that one poster that wrote a bunch of stuff on the old board than deleted it wasn't so full of shit after all. I guess this rules out future Dungs shows/recordings. I'd hope so at least. If a guy I was in a band with pulled shit like that it would pretty much immediately end any association I had with it right there.

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                    • #11
                      Also, does this mean Brandon can finally put out that split with Ian Watkins?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Scott View Post
                        Also, does this mean Brandon can finally put out that split with Ian Watkins?
                        Every song is in a minor key.


                        But seriously this is terrible.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Scott View Post
                          Well I guess that one poster that wrote a bunch of stuff on the old board than deleted it wasn't so full of shit after all. I guess this rules out future Dungs shows/recordings. I'd hope so at least. If a guy I was in a band with pulled shit like that it would pretty much immediately end any association I had with it right there.
                          Same here. But I know that, like, a year ago they were doing shows with a fill-in singer, right?

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                          • #14
                            does it make you guys feel weird now knowing that all those songs were about kids?

                            I've got you.
                            You're cornered.
                            There's no escaping my grasp.
                            Your failure is fatal.
                            My rape could swallow this whole earth.


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                            • #15
                              Oh, so suddenly there's an outpour of indignation for this, but when I was annoyed that everybody here was canonizing Gary Glitter, it was "crazy old Bruisy harping on about child welfare."

                              You guys are literally the worst.

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                              • #16
                                Oh, Bruisy.

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                                • #17
                                  No damn it. This singular incident has vindicated me of any and all accusations of dangerous insanity.

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by BenTM View Post

                                    Then you would both be worthless... nothing... dust... ash... etc...
                                    I'm gambling that hell is already full!

                                    Spoiler: 


                                    He's now a convicted rapist

                                    Verse 1

                                    Here's a little story
                                    that will make you fall off your stool
                                    about how Brandon Dung
                                    seems to have been too cruel
                                    He followed a pathological pattern
                                    did he drive on Neptune or ride the rings of Saturn?
                                    He's registered in KOOL
                                    he's kept away from your school
                                    was all he wanted to do
                                    be someone's best friend, Winnie Pooh?
                                    and now he's seen as a rapist instead of a fool

                                    Chorus

                                    Oh yeah oh yeah whoah yeah
                                    He's now a convicted rapist
                                    everyone knows what his name is
                                    The guy from the Connie Dungs
                                    is finally famous
                                    whoah yeah

                                    Verse 2

                                    Is he a creepy rapist
                                    and a cunning Siamese cat?
                                    or just a pop punk singer
                                    with a spongbob tat?
                                    the latest capture of the Catlettsburg PD
                                    sings like Eric Cartman with COPD
                                    has he become old and fat
                                    does he have a mustache and hat?
                                    I know you must have guessed it
                                    but everyone's scared of getting molested
                                    by a guy who sings like that

                                    Verse 3

                                    Some say "bring on the hangman"
                                    "put the noose up a rung"
                                    he doesn't own a fanzine
                                    but he'd care about being hung
                                    He will have quite a few rejectors
                                    maybe he is the new Phil Spector
                                    Will all the songs he sung?
                                    for nice guys who swing
                                    be demonized on Twitter?
                                    is he the Pop punk Gary Glitter?
                                    What will happened to Brandon Dung?

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                                    • #19
                                      That's just a disaster.

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                                      • #20
                                        I despise Gary Glitter so much I can't and won't ever recite the joke in A Fish Called Selma where Lovejoy says-"If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace." And then they zoom in on Homer's head.
                                        Joke ruined. Forever.

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                                        • #21
                                          Hey, fancyplates, are you allowed to post here anymore?

                                          I mean, ARWG had an album out on Insubordination, and Insubordination has corporate ties with Knock Knock. Doesn't your scorched Earth policy forbid you from acknowledging the existence of the PPMB?

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                                          • #22
                                            wait, people here were defending gary glitter?
                                            http://railsplitterband.com

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                                            • #23
                                              People were defending glitter by refusing to condemn him and continuing to celebrate his music and life. It was utterly outrageous.

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                                              • #24
                                                Canonized by Vapid.

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                                                • #25
                                                  I love Bruisy

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