Lyrics thread!

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Have I become Grath?

I'm not young anymore(have I become Grath is a better title)

Have I let myself down?
Am I still wild and free?
am I living up to expectations
of how I wanted life to be?
Will life be much different
years from today?
soon I'll wake up
with a hair that's grey

I'm not young anymore
I'm not young anymore
I used to be 24
I used to be young before
but I'm not young anymore

Can I still like candy?
Can I still have a good time?
is life giving me lemons?
or is life giving me lime?
Have I rejected my ideas?
turned my back on human worth?
given up on the secular value
that the meek inherit the earth?

I know I'm so much younger
than others, truth to be told
but I get super bummed out
that I am getting fucking old

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I'm on a roll today, not sure how to use these lyrics, but maybe I should!

The great leap backward

Nuclear war it's time to start the bombing
drones and planes a new age is comming
We're standing still it's time to start running
We've already filled our cup
If someone wants war, then war it is
blame it on the authorities
or blame the minorities
even if we all messed this up

We have our premonitions
we need new definitions
because we start to lack words
to describe what's in store
but I guess we're heading for
the great leap backward

Touch for the very last time, like a virgin
with groin pains and sexual aversion
like a scared little boy with an old man's perversion
life's like a buffet or a barbecue
Ever since we were in our teens
we lived up to roles and simple dreams
presented to us in magazines
and we gotta build muscles too!

Some cannot afford the rent
others have millions of dollars spent
and the other 99%¨
are joining the occupy movement
Some say it's just a sign
of a new depression, a new dark time
but now your job is on the line
there's always room for improvement


My little heart

This little heart of mine
is a ghost that always haunts
you can have it anytime
anyhow, anywhere you want
It's so much fun
and sure is nice
now everyone
can get their slice of

My little heart
can be easily broken
My little heart
keep still before spoken
it and she and he's a
thing you can't tear apart
but everyone can break a piece of
my little heart

I've only known you a few hours
and there's so much to learn
but if you buy me flowers
I'll buy you chocolate in return
But my little heart
is yours you can take it
make it a record, make it an art
go ahead and break it

My little heart
I don't know what to do
with my little heart
it breaks in two
it and he and she's a
thing you can't tear apart
but everyone can break a piece of
my little heart

My little heart
ah whoah ah whoah oh oh
My little heart
Ah whoah ah whoah oh oh


My little heart
can be witty and agile
my little heart
can be sore and fragile
she and he and it's a
thing we can't tear apart
but everywhere there's bits of
my little heart

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I'm cheesy!

I'm such a fool

I'm such a fool to believe
in love at first sight
I'm such a fool to think
it will happen tonight
I'm such a fool to think
I'll love someone all my life
but I do
I'm such a fool

I'm such a fool to look
at the stars up above
I'm such a fool to look
for someone to always think of
I'm such a fool for thinking
Someone might want my love
but I do
I'm such a fool

I'm such a fool for searching
for someone for me
I'm such a fool for wondering
who that might be
I'm such a fool for writing
pathetic poetry
but I do
I'm such a fool

I'm such a fool for remembering
someone I miss
I'm such a fool for pretending
this is what it is
I'm such a fool for imagining
every first kiss
but I do
I'm such a fool

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I lost my wallet and then it was found, so I wrote a song about it and it sounds like a love song! Yeah!

I found you

I'm so glad I found you
now I'm glad to be around you
knowing you'll always be mine
You won't fall out of my pocket
I'll be sure to zip lock it*
and we'll be together all of the time

You were oh so lost
and it was my holocaust
I didn't know what to do
I could be so much sadder
but not that doesn't matter
cuz I found you

I don't need to remind you
how hard I tried to find you
had to think of everywhere I'd been
that's not my department
and you held the keys to my apartment
and I couldn't even get in

You were oh so gone
and I lost the stenght to carry on
then my dream came true
because you came back
and my days are no longer black
because I found you

* that doesn't make it sound like a love song.

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I also wrote a free verse poem that I liked

Cold day feeling

I stare out the window
I see the world pass by
through all the laughs and happiness
I see lots of failure
It's something we can't get enough of
I see failure in the eyes of children
I see failure in a heart that's true
I see failure in the song you're singing
I see failure in the American dream
I see failure in higher education
I see failure in One Direction hits
and yes, I see failure in me

Late at night when streets are empty
nothing heard is to be seen
cars pass by to break your heart
and all I see is fear
Fear is a man's best friend!
I feel fear in the eyes of children
I feel fear in a hear that's true
I feel fear in the song you're singing
I feel fear in McDonalds commercials
I feel fear in the poet
I feel fear in crowded beaches
I feel fear in the European song contest
and yes, I feel fear in me

We always think that safety comes first
we keep away from danger
but danger is a part of us
it follows us like the plague
Danger walks among us!
I sense danger in the eyes of children
I sense danger in a heart that's true
I sense danger in the song you're singing
I sense danger in Walt Disney classics
I sense danger in happy marriages
I sense danger in my favorite TV shows
I sense danger in Orange juice
I sense danger in the Great Gatsby
and yes, I sense danger in me

I walked out the door
the world is on fire
there's nowhere to hide
we got nowhere to go
all we have left is hope!
I see hope in the eyes of children
I see hope in a heart that's true
I see hope in the song you're singing
I see hope in an abandoned graveyeard
I see hope in the great depression
I see hope in a sunken ship
I see hope in Edgar Allen Poe
I see hope in getting F's
and yes, I see hope in me

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I've gotten a new hobby, I write songs for 50 seconds of summer! maybe they will sing one of them one day! It should be noted(probably in the liner notes) that I wrote all these at TGI Friday's

Here are the song I've written till now:

Eating burgers

Verse 1

Baby don't you know that I'd like
to go to a special place tonight
a place where they sell burgers and fries
for a most outstanding price
They have milkshakes and Ron the clown
His red hair gets me up when I'm down
gosh how I love Ron
and you always keep me hanging on

Chorus

Let's eat burgers at Mcdonald's
We'll have big macs and quarter pounders
We'll get fries just look in my eyes
and we always get smiled from the folks behind the counters

Verse 2

Baby baby I really like you
Let's listen to Blink 182
let's go on an awesome date
We'll listen to the edited E of the state
I really got the feels
We can go out for happy meals
the toys as cool as the food
they really make me a happy dude

Shopping!

Verse 1

There's a place where I can buy it all
when I want to go shopping
A place they have everything
from pizza to topping
It's where I bought American idiot
it got me through my teenage crisis
they have good moral stands
and nice proper prices

Chorus

We'll go to Walmart!
It's the best place on earth
whoah oh oh Walmart
You'll get your money worth
If I like a girl
and she breaks me heart
I can still go
to walmart!

Verse 2

They have food and snacks
clothes, books, music, movies
and those red light specials
sure are groovy
I like shopping there
it won't be beat by any margin
they have good Christian values
and sweet religious bargains

Bridge

Oh baby shopping at Walmart
is really fun, it's true
oh baby when I shop at Walmart
I think of you

Going for a ride

Verse 1

I'd like to go for a ride
with you by my side
I'm sure we could go anywhere
I know it sucks
we don't have any bucks
but with a car like this, who cares?

Chorus

You and me and a Ford
it's really all we can afford
but we're all right
You and me and a Ford
it really struck a cord
but We'll all right
baby we're all right

Verse 2

Let's get out on the road
if we don't get it towed
we can drive it forever
it's such a nice vehicle
it's better than a bicycle
I'm just so glad we're together

Bridge

A Ford a Ford
Henry Ford is an American hero
Just you and I
and censored Family guy
and Robert Deniro

I also think it's good to spread awareness! And I'm sure this could be their biggest hit!

Let's fight Ebola!

Verse 1

There's a new epidemic
people are getting sick
they can't find a cure
it all seems like a trick
but there's a drink
that can change everything
It's delicious and refreshing
it can teach the world to sing

Chorus

Let's spread awareness!
Let's not be careless
Let's fight Ebola
And Let's drink Cola Cola

Verse 2

It's made with real ingredients
and I love whoever made it
so cold and refreshing
and it's always carbonated
I thought Ebola was for the poor
and I didn't make a fuzz
but now I've realized
that it can happen happen to us

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I wrote two songs today! I've kind of had this song stuck in my head since I heard the words" Fifties heartache" and it kind of rips off Sixteen candles and This boy and Donna too, sort of

50's heartache

Verse 1

Fifties heartache ooh ohh ooh ooh
the sound that my heart makes ooh ooh ooh
When I'm alone I play D to Bm
if I am at home or at the diner

Verse 2

Fifties heartache and you know it
It's art for art's sake, but I'm no poet
Difficult matters of bop shu wop
songs by the Platters at the hop

Middle

I try to forget
I don't know what to do
I try to forget
my fifties heartache for you

Verse 3

Fifties heartache rebel without a cause
strawberry milkshakes with pink and blue straws
Fries and burgers the Jukebox too
My Cadillac dries further, it's shiny and new

Bridge

Nothing can stop
My silly kicks
except the record hop
in 1956

Verse 4

Fifties heartache(Something new)
The sound that my heart makes(just for you)
oh how I wonder if our love will be true
My thoughts they live under a rain cloud of you

Fifties heartache ooh ooh ooh ooh

The next song is kind of sick and I got the inspiration from the newest South park episode and I imagined Jello Biafra singing it. It's kind of awful, but I found the idea to be kind of clever.

Virtual reality

Chorus

It's a virtual reality
It's a virtual reality
and nothing really matters to me!

Verse 1

Bombs are always flying
people around are dying
gun fired by soldiers
children that'll never get any older
corrupted governments
destroyed environment
financial crisis
Attacks from ISIS
Who cares?

Chorus

Verse 2

A village without water
there's hunger and slaughter
pillage and rape
and there's no escape
children molested
people HIV tested
Spouses get battered
does it really matter?
Who cares?

Chorus

Verse 3

There's mutilation
and Discrimination
No justice for all
just old fashioned morals
Viruses spreading
there's a beheading
dug graves, all but equal
prisons full of innocent people
Who cares?

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Best lyrics ever:

Moptop Christmas

Verse 1

Now the Xmas spirit is upon them
for Tammy, Billy, Laurie and all of them
On Halloween they were watching the Omen
Now they are all out building snowmen
Tammy's got her temper, Billy has his smile
the Moptop haircut will never go out of style
They got Rudolph and Santa and Baby Jesus too
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth and you

Chorus

It's a Moptop Christmas
Gotta let your spirit rise
Christmas is in them
you can see it in their eyes
Jimmy's drinking eggnog
Rita's drinking beer
Have a (happy) Moptop Christmas
and a Moptop new year

Verse 2

Billy wrote a Xmas song
He made sure it wasn't too long
Had a smile all over his face
singing "Frosty's carrot is in the wrong place"
Jimmy and Rita wants a TV
Tammy wants and AG-3
Laurie wants her very first car
and Billy wants and electric guitar

Bridge

A new year is coming
for the Moptops
And it'll be a good one
They make lots of cookies
sing lots of carols
it's all done for good fun

[SteveDave]

Bentm not approved.

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I don't think BenTm would find the Moptop family offensive!

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The kingdom of heaven

The kingdom of heaven
is very far from here
it won't be found in 7/11
or in this secular, corporate sphere
Contraceptives sold in stores
Making baby Jesus cry
manipulative, liberal whores
who say our holy book is a lie

He'll always be there
you will find your grace in prayer
keep your soul free from sin
have your faith in the holy one
the mother, father and the son
and the kingdom of heaven will let you in

the Kingdom of heaven will let you in

Those who bathe in vanity
should have their bottoms kicked
the only way for Christianity
is obedient and strict
The stupid intellectuals
will have their lies to tell
they say "accept bisexuals"
but they don't know they're going to hell

There's no way to run
when Judgemnent day has come
We're all waiting for armegeddon
Some believe in science
and in mindless self-reliance
but those won't get you into heaven

Science won't get you into heaven

bridge

They say they have found
that the world is round
they say around a burning sun we turn
but that won't save them when their souls will burn

Abstain from alcohol
stay away from sin
Church will save your soul
join in and sing the hymn
he's not here to please us
and your soul is filled with sin
you can't expect love from Jesus
if you won't love him

There's no kingdom waiting
for those who worship Satan
those vile and sinful whores
so hold on to your virginity
and salute the holy trinity
and the kingdom of heaven is yours

The kingdom of heaven is yours


I'm calling you

I had lost my belief in the savior
I did no longer feel safe
but then I went to Norway
which opened the doorway
into a new found faith

I almost crawled up to Satan
I wasn't that hard to convince
but I've finally come
to a place I can drink rum
and we're all confessing our sins

Chorus

If someone is broke
someone else will pay
We'll buy each other beer
and then we'll pray
thanks lord for giving me this place to fall into

If someone gets arrested
we will pay the bail
we'll get wasted
from the holy grail
Can't you hear me Jesus, I'm calling you

I've found what I missed
I've started watching porn again
Either videos or pictures
then I'll read the holy scripture
I never thought I'd be born again

I've been scared of dying
forgot the way of Christ
but now I'll have this reunion
in this holy communion
in Vodka and Bourbon I was Baptized


Sadness was upon me
I had lost my only idol
but through all the sorrow
I can see a bright tomorrow
with my moonshine and my bible

Mother Mary hears me praying
and I will never leave her
Now I am in Norway
and I will have it your way
once again, I'm a believer

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I hummed a song before going to bed last night and I didn't write it down, so I figured if I remembered it when waking up it'd be a good song, so this is the first official Read hard lyric in 2015!

If words were

If words were money
I'd be fucking rich
it'd be pretty funny
and I could scratch my itch
I could save up
and pay for all my ills
if words were money
I could pay my bills

if words were love
I'd never turn back
I would rise above
I'd have an aphrodesiac
My mind would be made of hearts
I would know what to do
if words were love
I would give it all to you

If words were
if words were
if words were everything
if words were
if words were
if words weren't just to sing
If words were everything

If words were diamond rings
and sparkling stuff that shines
all my favorite things
wordscavation from literate mines
I'd be singing songs
and I'd have fun tonight
if words were diamond rings
I'd make the world more bright

if words were actions
I would have lots to do
no big distraction
I'd make it all through
I would be busy
life would be fun
if words were actions
I would get it all done

If words were happiness
I would always smile
but then again I'd smile a whole lot less
we need breaks every once in a while
because we'll never be satisfied
with whatever we have
if words were happiness
I'd sit around and laugh

If words were nothing
I wouldn't know what to do
no turkey, no stuffin'
no red or blue
I would always tremble
and then I would fall
if words were nothing
I wouldn't have anything at all

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I thought this song was pretty catchy, not sure if the lyrics are super great though, they're like whatevevs

Strange time of year

Verse 1

It's a strange time of year
everything turns dark
when sitting by yourself at home
is the cure for a broken heart
It's 5 below outside
and it's started snowing
the grass could be nice and green
but it isn't showing

Pre-Chorus

Looks like winter time is here to stay

Chorus

The snow covers the streets
ice has filled the lake
a sign says "It's fragile"
but it probably won't break
It's such a confusing season
feels frightening, then it feels safe
it's freezing like hell outside
but my mind's already in another place

Verse 2

It's strange time of year
but soon it will be spring
till then I'll stay up all night long
an think about everything
If someone could read my mind
would it be that interesting?
if they wanted to know shit about me
they should try DNA testing

Pre-chorus

Still spting is on it's way!

Bridge

I feel my head is getting hot
even it's 5 below
I keep looking for a melted spot
far away from all the snow

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Another Cliché from René


She's got

She's got a pocket full of good intentions
and memories she won't forget
she's got a mind full of new inventions
no one else has thought of yet
She's got the world growing on her shoulders
her walls covered in art
and even if she's getting older
she'll always be young at heart

She's got much on her mind
That no one else could find
and none of the ever has the time

She's got so many dreams
and visions so it seems
and I don't know what half of it means

There are fires burning inside her
but she's not that afraid
and she always has a star to guide her
even if it's starting to fade
And sometimes she's feeling lonely
without anybody else
being aware that the only
one she can really trust is herself

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I guess I'm productive with lyrics nowadays, not really with melodies though, but whatever, the "whore's miscarriage" line is really horrific, but I also thought it was pretty good and the song it pretty awful in itself. It's just bunch of ideas I had in one.


Calvary of life

Verse 1

I'm so tired of breaking my back
will I ever earn my days of leisure?
I'm so sick of stereotypes
and new hip bands and media hype
add a cigarette in their mouths for good measure
Self debasement is my new addiction
I'm heading for my own crucifixion

Chorus

It's the Calvary of life
I make my own stigmata
with a table knife
It's the Golgotha of shame
this is where all
know who you are, but no one knows your name

Verse 2

I'm so tired of unwritten rules
relying on a twisted simp of fate
I'm so sick of gender roles
and my own lack of self control
I'm a xenophobic mind brought up to hate
and love and marriage
fall together like a whore's miscarriage

Verse 3

I'm so tired of pretending to care
it was better when I refused to
I'm so sick of making amends
and saying words that don't make sense
it's just something I got used to
People always try to get under my skin
but I'm never gonna let them in

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I lost my bottom dollar

Verse 1

I lost my bottom dollar
but I gained an upper dime
I gained another soul
but I think i lost my mind
I have a three year guarantee
but I cannot turn back time
I lost my bottom dollar
but I gained an upper dime

Verse 2

I lost my family dog
but I gained a friendly cat
I lost a lot of weight
but I gained a lot of fat
I lost the baseball game
but I gained another bat
I lost my family dog
but I gained a friendly cat

Verse 3

I lost all my kids
but I gained another wife
I lost a fork in the road
but I gained my knife
I made a bet with death
and I lost my life
I lost all my kids
but I gained another wife

Verse 4

I lost my religion
but I gained a new belief
I lost a police officer
but I gained myself a thief
I lost physical damage
but gained emotional relief
I lost my religion
but I gained a new belief

Verse 5

I lost my newest jacket
but I gained my oldest shoes
I gained a new war
but I lost another truce
now I lost my gainings
and I'm gaining what I lose
I lost my newest jacket
but I gained my oldest shoes

Verse 6

I lost my bottom dollar
but I gained my upper dime
I lost a pint of beer
but I gained a glass of wine
I gained a good deed
but I lost a bad crime
I lost my bottom dollar
but I gained my upper dime

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I listened to Minor threat today and it inspired me to write a hardcore song and it turned out to be about privilege and defensiveness. It was also inspired by the Mens right activists thread. I'm worried people will take it the wrong way though. It's not really meant to mock people, but it's about an attitude which a lot of people seem to have and it's almost the same idea as "Virtual reality" above. When I wrote it down I wrote "I'm telling you know" and I dunno if that's a cooler title. I feel like this could be a badass song if it's angry enough.

I'm telling you no

Verse 1

We live in a world without justice
so how can we really know what trust is?
We're on the top, others on the bottom
sometimes the order changes, but we're glad that we're not them
You tell me to be a quitter
and maybe I'll consider
but when you tell me to drop out when I'm the highest bidder
I'm telling you no!!!!!

Verse 2

We're in desperate need for social change
and some thinks that might be arranged
but you think I should you join the battle?
you're on your high horse caressing your saddle
you tell me the slow will be fast
and maybe it's ok that the first become the last
but when you tell me I'm affected by the past
I'm telling you no!

Verse 3

Everyone's exploited, everyone's a victim
but when we saw those asses, me made sure we licked them
I'm poor as hell, I want to kill the rich
so how can you tell me I'm privileged?
You tell me to be nice
and maybe I will think twice
but when you tell me to open my eyes
I'm telling you no!

Verse 4

Yeah, sure, there are still bad attitudes
but I am not one of those dudes
so don'y say shame on me
don't put the fucking blame on me
You tell me to face it
and maybe I'll embrace it
but when you tell me to change it
I'm telling you no!!!

Blah blah blah
I won't open them

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So I got this really weird idea and I'm kind of happy how the song turned out. I really like the line "She's still bound to her father's will", maybe "tied to" is better

A comprehensive guide to main female Shakespeare characters in song

Verse 1

Lady Macbeth, involved in a crime of death
her husband, a figure of blindness
A place on the Scottish Monarchal throne
unpasteurized her milk of human kindness
Sends a letter to her husband
about unlawful, lethal matters
the blood is on his hands now
and on hers too, from the Crimson dagger

Now he rises to king
danananana
and Scotland's bound to sing
danananana

Chorus

Danananana
Danananana

Verse 2

Juliet, who could ever have made that bet
who'd think the Capulet's "No"'d mean "no"
Fell in love with a Montague
another only child named Romeo
The only way for their love to remain
was secret holy matrimony
now Romeo is sent away
and she's doomed to wander lonely

Now they both have died
danananana
in a pact of suicide
danananana


Verse 3

Ophelia, is it really ya?
down there in the brook?
Can you leave us a spoiler
For those who haven't read the book?
You won't be the queen of Denmark
the soliloquy is long
now you sing in rhymes and verses
an insane beauty of your songs

I could see it in your smile
dananananana
Prince Hamlet wasn't worth your while
dananananana

Verse 4

Portia, when is the real time of Venice?
Bassanio is your love and thrill
but the suitors got to go to Belmont
she's still bound to her father's will
Scholared and up in court
she's morphed into Balthazar
Gave a man a word and a sentence
she sees mercy and justice from afar

A bastion of mercy and love
dananananana
she won't let Shylock spill Christian blood
dananananana

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happy being you

Put your weary hands upon my shoulder
press your index finger on my tongue
We got boring as we got older
but we still like to pretend we're young
Take a look at me in the mirror
and let's make a change
I feel like I've never seen you clearer
but you've also never seemed this strange

Chorus

but I'm happy being you
and you're happy being me too
all those things that we do
they will last forever
yeah, I'm happy being you
and there's only one of us, too
cuz none of us can do, any better

Brush your little teeth and go to bed now
put all your things upon your shelf
there's lots going on in your head now
it seems you are talking to yourself
I'd like to make a promise
that nothing shall separate us
I know who my only one is
cuz your're the only one I can really trust

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I wrote two songs lately that I'm kind of happy with, the first one "Back to Debasement" seems to be a guide to hating yourself or to not hating yourself, I can't tell.

Back to Debasement

Verse 1

Trying to raise self-awareness
time to rise to the occasion
you're tired of being careless
losing yourself in degradation
You want to be someone else instead of you
you can only see the things you lack
but you'll never grasp what's ahead of you
if you keep on looking back

Chorus

Swallow your pride
choke on your vanity
think for yourself
let go of your sanity
if you aren't ready
better find a replacement
cuz the only road leads
back to debasement

Verse 2

I tried to burn my bridges
but soaked them with my tears
I think I've become religious
I lost my faith along the years
Every time I'll feel this bad again
because of castles I have built
I have to visit the Vatican
rid myself of Catholic guilt

Bridge

Back to debasement
It's the only way
to love and rise above you
Back to debasement
It's all OK
No one really expects much of you


The second song is supposed to be a conversation between two ex-lovers that still aren't over each other, and are not sure if they love or hate each other, and I think one of them has stronger feelings than the other. It's like a mentally challenged brain child of Bob Dylan and Dr. Frank, with Billy "The Milkman of Human Kindness" adding his milk to it as well. One could say the lyrics and the title are embarrassing, but I actually am shamelessly happy with it!

Continent of Incontinence

Verse 1

You were once up on my pedestal
and then I watched you rise and fall
I used to know your every move
but lately it seems that you've
become someone I hardly know at all

While there are still signs of ambivalence
none of that really makes sense
you were once a cover story
until you marked your territory:
the continent of incontinence

Chorus

Memories are matched and made
but they're long gone, I'm afraid
cuz even those are starting to fade
You used to be stuck
like glue in my head
now you're just a withered flower
in a molded bed

Verse 2

You're someone I was meant to miss
and your lips were lent to kiss
you used to be a bracket
then I put you in life's jacket
and you're vaguely a parenthesis

And obviously I still cry tears
being alone in the dark is one of my fears
but my hands have stopped grabbing
cuz you're like an abandoned cabin
no one has seen in years


Verse 3

Your presence is still there on the back of the bus
and sometimes as clear as it ever was
and even if some of my hearts agree
that your heart still plays a part of me
I don't believe it really does

So when you're alone in your room
I can ask "It's you, I presume?"
there's no need to be worried
even if you've got me buried
one day you'll be like me and release me from my tomb



I guess it doesn't make much sense that one of these people have many hearts.

[Read hard]

Front Porch, West Virginia

Verse 1

I know they have taken your life away
they've taken mine as well
I no longer care if I die in here
I'm already in personal hell
A dagger with bloody hands
held your head and slit your throat
you were found on a front porch
with bleaching/paling face and bloody coat
I heard about it a day later
depressed someone could do that
everyone can be a victim
I guess, I never really knew that

Chorus

Someone took your life and mine
and shattered something in you
and they don't ever serve their time
they only continue

They haven't only taken everything
they destroyed something within ya
it could be anyone or anything
in Front Porch, West Virginia

Verse 2

They picked me up at three
pulled me rapid and vicious
I had nothing to say in the interrogation
I must've seemed suspicious
After their decree
they said "you've got to trust us
it's not just our triumph
it's a victory for justice"
I wonder if it's their own conviction
or pure evil that made them do this
maybe they're not that different
from the one who made you go through this

Bridge

Who is asleep? Who is awake here?
What is really at stake here?
Our lives, our time or justice at large?

[bradleyadita]

Rene, I hope you someday collaborate with a well established pop punk musician of well repute, someone like Ben Weasel. He could even lead you to eventually connect with Blink-182!

The truth is out there, Rene! Aliens do exist!

[Read hard]

I should replace Matt Skiba!

[Read hard]

I tried to make a song that Frank Sinatra or Nat King Cole could sing, if they weren't dead.

No one Knows Misery like Me

Verse 1

Everyone must've met her once
and I guess most see her every couple of months
some might run into her every day
when she's there all the time, you get used to her they say
But when she's there you cannot reject her
and she always comes when you least expect her
she's small and big, and last but not least
she has the smile of a tyrant and the mind of a beast

Chorus

She shows up at day and up at night
and she's always there within plain sight
she might seem gone, but she's always there you see
The creature that hides the sun
she is known to everyone
but no one knows Misery like me


Verse 2
She's always lurking behind the scenes
and finds her way into your dreams
Sometimes it's even so that she's
sneaking into childhood memories
she shows up when you're broken hearty
and the morning after a party
Within your sight and inside your mind
she's someone you cannot leave behind

Bridge

Misery isn't your friend
no matter what pleasure you give her
she'll never come to an end
you'll always have to be with her

[Read hard]

The kingdom of heaven

The kingdom of heaven
is very far from here
it won't be found in 7/11
or in this secular, corporate sphere
Contraceptives sold in stores
Making baby Jesus cry
manipulative, liberal whores
who say our holy book is a lie

He'll always be there
you will find your grace in prayer
keep your soul free from sin
have your faith in the holy one
the mother, father and the son
and the kingdom of heaven will let you in

the Kingdom of heaven will let you in

Those who bathe in vanity
should have their bottoms kicked
the only way for Christianity
is obedient and strict
The stupid intellectuals
will have their lies to tell
they say "accept bisexuals"
but they don't know they're going to hell

There's no way to run
when Judgemnent day has come
We're all waiting for armegeddon
Some believe in science
and in mindless self-reliance
but those won't get you into heaven

Science won't get you into heaven

bridge

They say they have found
that the world is round
they say around a burning sun we turn
but that won't save them when their souls will burn

Abstain from alcohol
stay away from sin
Church will save your soul
join in and sing the hymn
he's not here to please us
and your soul is filled with sin
you can't expect love from Jesus
if you won't love him

There's no kingdom waiting
for those who worship Satan
those vile and sinful whores
so hold on to your virginity
and salute the holy trinity
and the kingdom of heaven is yours

The kingdom of heaven is yours


I'm calling you

I had lost my belief in the savior
I did no longer feel safe
but then I went to Norway
which opened the doorway
into a new found faith

I almost crawled up to Satan
I wasn't that hard to convince
but I've finally come
to a place I can drink rum
and we're all confessing our sins

Chorus

If someone is broke
someone else will pay
We'll buy each other beer
and then we'll pray
thanks lord for giving me this place to fall into

If someone gets arrested
we will pay the bail
we'll get wasted
from the holy grail
Can't you hear me Jesus, I'm calling you

I've found what I missed
I've started watching porn again
Either videos or pictures
then I'll read the holy scripture
I never thought I'd be born again

I've been scared of dying
forgot the way of Christ
but now I'll have this reunion
in this holy communion
in Vodka and Bourbon I was Baptized


Sadness was upon me
I had lost my only idol
but through all the sorrow
I can see a bright tomorrow
with my moonshine and my bible

Mother Mary hears me praying
and I will never leave her
Now I am in Norway
and I will have it your way
once again, I'm a believer

There's now a video to the last song here!