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How Do You Believe Airplanes Work (Seriously)?

Numbers on paper
15 (35.7%)
Black Magic
10 (23.8%)
Prophecy
2 (4.8%)
Imagination
5 (11.9%)
Nobody Will Ever Figure This Out
10 (23.8%)

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Devin Landlord

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How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« on: February 15, 2010, 05:33:38 PM »
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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 05:45:12 PM »
They just like being in the sky.

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 05:54:33 PM »
I would have also accepted, "The Sky Is The Slot And Airplanes Want To Be Cam Neely". 

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 05:56:08 PM »
I would have also accepted, "The Sky Is The Slot And Airplanes Want To Be Cam Neely".
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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 06:28:18 PM »
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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 07:36:59 PM »
By the will power of the 300 passengers all simultaneously saying "fucking.... get.... up..." over and over as they hurtle down the runway.

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 07:40:19 PM »
Air moving over the top of the wing moves faster than the air moving under the wing creating the necessary lift.

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 07:40:44 PM »
Air moving over the top of the wing moves faster than the air moving under the wing creating the necessary lift.
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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 08:25:08 PM »
3 babies fell from my lady, I believe anything!

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 09:26:10 PM »
Air moving over the top of the wing moves faster than the air moving under the wing creating the necessary lift.
That makes no sense at all.
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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 09:34:58 PM »
Devin! On the way back from my trip last week I sat beside a pilot and he told me how everything works and what was happening as it happened. It was great.. I imagine if you had been there you would have called him the devil.

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 09:37:03 PM »
i'm abstaining from this vote due to the racist nature of one of the choices.

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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 11:52:30 PM »
i'm abstaining from this vote due to the racist nature of one of the choices.
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Re: How Do Airplanes Work: The Poll
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2010, 05:03:23 AM »
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