Author Topic: Are you MIDWEST? (Read 6689 times)

Halloween_House · « **on:** March 29, 2010, 09:34:41 PM »

Ask, and I'll tell you...while we're at it, these are the only states in the true Midwest. I don't need a map to tell you that Iowa and Kentucky wish they weren't abysmal wastelands clinging to the throbbing cock that is the states listed below....

Illinois
Indiana
Ohio
Michigan
Wisconsin
Missouri
Minnesota

That's it, sorry folks...now that's not to say that if you don't live in these states that you as a person can't be considered midwest as fuck. Plead your case as to why you want to pledge at S.A.M. and I'll consider it. Send all written requests to:

Halloween House
3253 Broadway
Indianapolis, IN 46205

JohnnyB · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:36:41 PM »

I was born in Ohio and lived there for the first 18 years of my life, plus 8 months when I was 25. Of course I am Midwest. I'll pass on the SAM membership.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:39:10 PM »

That's not how it works, you're a traitor and lame as fuck...have fun drinking dry martinis and hanging out at art galleries.

Status of membership: REVOKED
Time period: Indefinitely

NEXT.

amazing_ben · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:39:35 PM »

i am so fucking appalled right now.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:40:13 PM »

Mikey Erg is a midwest convert, good to party with him all weekend. Glad he's joined the funbrigade, he's a solid member of our little organization.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:40:48 PM »

FUCK! I forgot Wisconsin...a very key component indeed.

Johnny · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:42:01 PM »

Saginaw Mich to Kalamazoo Mich then escaped for the coasts. Wouldn't go back if someone paid me.

amazing_ben · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:42:52 PM »

hooray!

JohnnyB · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:43:06 PM »

I'd be more offended if membership qualifications were being determined by one of the good Midwestern states, like Ohio, Minnesota or Illinois. Not their little brother Indiana.

Harry Jerkface · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:43:41 PM »

I'm from the Next Coast.

Aka Hawaii.

angry ryan · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:44:07 PM »

4life

Halloween_House · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:44:35 PM »

Quote from: Johnny on March 29, 2010, 09:42:01 PM

Saginaw Mich to Kalamazoo Mich then escaped for the coasts. Wouldn't go back if someone paid me.

Having been to both Saginaw AND Kalamazoo, I don't blame you. Michigan is hanging on by a thread, they're lucky to be surrounded by such greatness. Detroit's existance alone merits kicking them out of the Midwest. Luckily, some of the nicest people I know come from Michigan.

JohnnyB · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:44:51 PM »

Bringing people from the east coast to the midwest is fun. Some of my friends from college visited, and they couldn't get over how quiet it was and how my parents' house isn't right on the street.

blackandgold · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »

moe · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:47:10 PM »

the other night i got so drunk i accidentially pissed on my jacket and then threw the piss covered jacket on one of my friends. piss is midwest, right?

ihatesocks · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:47:34 PM »

Yes. Yes I am. Are these S.A.M. cards good for local discounts or anything? Or are they just panty peelers?

Wednesday · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:48:57 PM »

no i am not. but i did have a great time the one time i was there.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:54:18 PM »

Ryan's definitely in, dude can hold another dude's head over a toilet like a champ.

Harry - I moved here from Hawaii and love it there. I can extend an official invite your way.

B&G also in for his exploits at The Gathering alone...despite his Indiana hate.

Moe - that's midwest as fuck, but you may have to drink piss later down the line. For now though, you've achieved enough to get by.

Jacob - The SAM cards in fact are the anti-panty peelers...but since most girls around these parts have set their expectations pretty low in terms of dude quality, it all ends up being a wash.

Wednesday - Of course. Welcome dude!

Nick - Sorry, wrong. Consulte the list of states in the original post for any further questions.

YeahDudeYeah · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:02:47 PM »

midwest as fuck.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:04:16 PM »

I question your dedication due to the fact that you neglected to use Midwesterner.

Status of membership: STILL PENDING

Quote from: YeahDudeYeah on March 29, 2010, 10:02:47 PM

midwest as fuck.

fuck yea! Anybody that I talk about Propagandhi at great length with is a shoe-in

Vicky_R · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:05:20 PM »

im from south florida and i live in nyc now. i dont care if im midwest. i drink tons of beer and smoke a lot of weed. i like fishing and shooting guns.

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this is my dad:

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this is me in a tree with a crossbow:

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this is our trailer in florida:

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sometimes i drive this thing:

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this my dad and my brother. We ate him.

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JohnnyB · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:08:40 PM »

I love Stephanie. Former hicks in NYC, FTW.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:11:04 PM »

Hmmmm, I think you may be barking up the wrong chapter Steph. May I call you Steph? I'm sure there's a Mississippi Delta chapter that would be more up your alley. Although I do appreciate your gusto.

NEXT!

YeahDudeYeah · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:11:46 PM »

i go to a certain liquor store solely because they sell Clear Creek Ice and Blatz.

MIDWEST!

Vicky_R · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:13:22 PM »

Quote from: Halloween_House on March 29, 2010, 10:11:04 PM

Hmmmm, I think you may be barking up the wrong chapter Steph. May I call you Steph? I'm sure there's a Mississippi Delta chapter that would be more up your alley. Although I do appreciate your gusto.

NEXT!

thats totally ok dude, because basically what im saying is you arent tough enough for me.

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