Author Topic: Are you MIDWEST? (Read 6689 times)

YeahDudeYeah · « **Reply #25 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Vicky_R on March 29, 2010, 10:13:22 PM

thats totally ok dude, because basically what im saying is you arent tough enough for me.

pfft, typical non-midwestern elitism.

Vicky_R · « **Reply #26 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:16:49 PM »

Quote from: YeahDudeYeah on March 29, 2010, 10:14:35 PM

pfft, typical non-midwestern elitism.

hahah, yeah. its true. arent half of you guys like little vegetarians running around peeing on each other? its kinda funny.

Jerry Cola · « **Reply #27 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:19:42 PM »

Born and raised in Illinois all my life!

The only places I've ventured too outside of Illinois so far have been Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Indiana because let's face it, when you live so close to Chicago there's no need to visit the east or west coast, or visit the south.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #28 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:21:52 PM »

Vegan as fuck...mostly so I can dedicate a larger portion of my earnings towards beer/alcohol consumption.

Jerry is tickling my balls in all the right places. He's also cool as fuck.

Johnny · « **Reply #29 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:23:49 PM »

Quote from: Harry Jerkface on March 29, 2010, 09:43:41 PM

I'm from the Next Coast.

Aka Hawaii.

What Island? I lived on Oahu. Kainoas Thursday night punk shows.

angry ryan · « **Reply #30 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:24:57 PM »

My veins pump Skyline chili.

rex · « **Reply #31 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:27:46 PM »

Your veins taste like dog throwup then. Skyline is the worst.

rex.

rex · « **Reply #32 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:28:34 PM »

Cincinnati: The only place on earth that could ruin chili.

rex.

rex · « **Reply #33 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:30:04 PM »

Also, can Cincy be traded to the South and we gain Louisville in the Midwest? Louisville is about 100000000000 more Midwestern than Cincy is. Is that a fair trade? I'd rather have Spinellis than any restaurant in Cincy. But, I guess I'd rather have Shake It than Ear Xtacy.

Louisviille's waterfront is infinitely better looking than Cincy's shit view.

rex.

Chris Grivet · « **Reply #34 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:31:32 PM »

Nope.

I live on the coast...you know...the parts of the country with the liberals and the economy and culture.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #35 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:33:13 PM »

Yea Louisville >>>>>>>> Cinci...what a conundrum though cause it's not like Louisville is cranking out the rad bands. Yikes, I'm torn.

I've expressed my deep-seated hatred for Skyline on here before.

angry ryan · « **Reply #36 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:35:02 PM »

I've actually never met anyone that wasn't raised in Cincinnati that likes Cincinnati chili.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #37 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:37:02 PM »

Quote from: Chris_Grivet on March 29, 2010, 10:31:32 PM

Nope.

I live on the coast...you know...the parts of the country with the liberals and the economy and culture.

1. The Midwest is made up primarily of blue states
2. Bahaha - for thinking that somehow matters when taking into consideration the quality of a state
3. You have an economy there? Ohhh! Ohhh! I've read about that in the picture books we have here.
4. We want nothing to do with your "culture"

NEXT.

rex · « **Reply #38 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:38:45 PM »

Because it's the worst. Only Cincinnati could ruin something as perfect as chili.

"Hey man, you know what would make this perfect, delicious bowl of chili better? If we made it taste like Apple Jacks raped it!"

rex.

ihatesocks · « **Reply #39 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Halloween_House on March 29, 2010, 09:54:18 PM

Jacob - The SAM cards in fact are the anti-panty peelers...but since most girls around these parts have set their expectations pretty low in terms of dude quality, it all ends up being a wash.

God bless the midwest, where a rat tail won't stop a dude from getting laid.

angry ryan · « **Reply #40 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:40:50 PM »

Quote from: rex on March 29, 2010, 10:38:45 PM

Because it's the worst. Only Cincinnati could ruin something as perfect as chili.

"Hey man, you know what would make this perfect, delicious bowl of chili better? If we made it taste like Apple Jacks raped it!"

rex.

Who orders a bowl of chili at Skyline?

rex · « **Reply #41 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:41:58 PM »

....people that like chili, hence their company name, "Skyline Chili"?

rex.

Zoso 666 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:42:36 PM »

Iowa totally counts.

Shotzi... · « **Reply #43 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:45:01 PM »

What is Kansas considered? Not Midwest, but I don't have a name for them. Great Plains or something?

angry ryan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:47:25 PM »

Quote from: rex on March 29, 2010, 10:41:58 PM

....people that like chili, hence their company name, "Skyline Chili"?

rex.

Yeah but the chili goes on stuff. If you don't put it on stuff you're doing it wrong.

rex · « **Reply #45 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:47:48 PM »

Great Plains. Anything west of Missouri is Great Plains. No matter what all those people out there will try to saying, trying to jump on the Midwest bandwagon.

rex.

rex · « **Reply #46 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:48:21 PM »

Quote from: angry ryan on March 29, 2010, 10:47:25 PM

Yeah but the chili goes on stuff. If you don't put it on stuff you're doing it wrong.

Yeah, that's to drown out the taste of the chili, which is miserable. It makes sense to me.

rex.

ihatesocks · « **Reply #47 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:50:36 PM »

at least you're not the dust bowl. that's gotta blow.

servo · « **Reply #48 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:53:51 PM »

yeah, iowa isnt in the midwest even though the states to the north and south of it are...

blackandgold · « **Reply #49 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:58:53 PM »

How is Iowa not midwest?

Corn? Check
German people? Check
Flatland? Check
Big 10 school? Check

Author Topic: Are you MIDWEST? (Read 6689 times)

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