Author Topic: fake baseball exhibition game (Read 1875 times)

Mike Hall · « **Reply #50 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:31:53 AM »

just put the changes right here in the thread, packy.

packagethief · « **Reply #51 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:37:29 AM »

ok! will do! let's do this!!!!!!!!

also, if anyone on the team has input for me, just PM it to me. im sure my managing abilities are gonna be shakey! haha

Mike Hall · « **Reply #52 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:43:50 AM »

we just need a tosser up in here to manage.

milo10 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:11:20 AM »

Quote from: milo10 on June 17, 2010, 07:12:26 PM

LETS DO IT!!

packagethief · « **Reply #54 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:15:43 AM »

someone from the tossers get in here and manage!

Mike Hall · « **Reply #55 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:19:49 AM »

EXHIBITION BASEBALL

Tossers at Wankers

Tossers
Pitcher: Concept

lineup:
Milo
PDR
Quint
Billy

Bench: DaveNinja

Wankers
pitcher: Cleppy

lineup:
gurt
greg
weddie
blackface

bench: package

Cleptic · « **Reply #56 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:23:17 AM »

I plan on putting on a Strasburg like performance.

packagethief · « **Reply #57 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:24:48 AM »

you can do it cleppy! i know it!

Mike Hall · « **Reply #58 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:27:00 AM »

EXHIBITION BASEBALL

Tossers at Wankers

Top 1st
0 On
0 Out

Tossers Lineup:
Milo
PDR
Quint
Billy

Wankers Pitcher: Cleptic

The Pitch: Cleptic: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart “Tenure Itch”: I have come to really like this song a lot. Very good songwriting, obviously a nod to the Smiths, and this song kind of reminds me of the Church. Verse is pedestrian, but the chorus is so nice. Man, what a stupid name. 7/10
The Swing: Milo: Pixies “Monkey Gone to Heaven”: Blammo!!!! 10/10

Milo, showing little rust after a long lay-off from fake baseball, deposits Cleptron’s first pitch 5 rows deep in the left field bleachers. 1-0!

milo10 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:27:39 AM »

I can manage for a bit if there's no other tossers?

EDIT: YES!!!

GregM510 · « **Reply #60 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:28:19 AM »

wankers makes me think of this scene. "no more yanky my wanky, the donger needs sleep"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-PW8mUrywA[/youtube]

packagethief · « **Reply #61 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:28:27 AM »

damn! that was a good try cleppy! i still believe in you!

packagethief · « **Reply #62 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:29:04 AM »

haha long duck dong is our mascot!

Cleptic · « **Reply #63 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:29:11 AM »

Not much I could do there. That was a solid song, but certainly hittable.

Mike Hall · « **Reply #64 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:30:28 AM »

EXHIBITION BASEBALL

Tossers at Wankers

Top 1st

Tossers 1
Wankers 0

0 On
0 Out

Tossers Lineup:
Milo 1-1, HR, RBI, R
PDR (batting)
Quint
Billy

Wankers Pitcher: Cleptic

The Pitch: Cleptic: The Puppini Sisters “Heart of Glass”:[/b] Man, Cleptic, you have really got to stop listening to this novelty bullshit. Oh my god. 1/10
The Swing: PDR: Jets to Brazil “Sea Anenome”: This is a good late-night driving song. I like the relative minimalism of this song. It starts and ends with a great melody. 8/10

Cleptic has been working on a new pitch. He is probably experimenting a little bit since this is only an exhibition game. PDR takes the gift and launches a moonshot off of the facade in left field. 2-0 Tossers. That might be all of the run support that Concept needs.

packagethief · « **Reply #65 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:30:37 AM »

Quote from: Cleptic on June 18, 2010, 10:29:11 AM

Not much I could do there. That was a solid song, but certainly hittable.

true. also, if you see anything i dont, PM me. haha

packagethief · « **Reply #66 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:31:19 AM »

oh man, the tossers are stacked!

packagethief · « **Reply #67 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:32:28 AM »

come on cleppy! throw the heater!

Mike Hall · « **Reply #68 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:33:15 AM »

EXHIBITION BASEBALL

Tossers at Wankers

Top 1st

Tossers 2
Wankers 0

0 On
0 Out

Tossers Lineup:
Milo 1-1, HR, RBI, R
PDR 1-1, HR, RBI, R
Quint (batting)
Billy

Wankers Pitcher: Cleptic

The Pitch: Cleptic: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers “The Waiting”: This = more like it. Great song. 10/10
The Swing: Quint: whiff.

Cleptron is getting hostile. Quint strikes out.

packagethief · « **Reply #69 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:33:45 AM »

wooo! yes! i knew you had it in you! now 2 more!

Pleasedontrock · « **Reply #70 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:37:28 AM »

Fake baseball!Fake baseball!Fake baseball!Fake baseball!Fake baseball!Fake baseball!

GregM510 · « **Reply #71 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:37:42 AM »

Quote from: packagethief on June 18, 2010, 10:29:04 AM

haha long duck dong is our mascot!

!!!

GregM510 · « **Reply #72 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:38:14 AM »

Quote from: GregM510 on June 18, 2010, 10:37:42 AM

!!!

also c'mon cleppy, let's start cooking with gas, bring the heat!

packagethief · « **Reply #73 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:39:40 AM »

im so glad we are doing this game! i've missed fake baseball!

Mike Hall · « **Reply #74 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:42:19 AM »

EXHIBITION BASEBALL

Tossers at Wankers

Top 1st

Tossers 2
Wankers 0

0 On
1 Out

Tossers Lineup:
Milo 1-1, HR, RBI, R
PDR 1-1, HR, RBI, R
Quint 0-1, K
Billy (batting)

Wankers Pitcher: Cleptic

The Pitch: Cleptic: X-Ray Spex “Oh Bondage Up Yours”: I tried for years to like this band. You know, they’re punk and stuff. It’s hard to get past the saxophone shit all over the place, and she sings every song exactly the same. This is their best song though. 6/10
The Swing: Billy: Turbonegro “Back to Dungaree High”: A pretty cool mid-tempo punk rock piece. This is not remarkable in any way, but not bad at all. 6/10

Billy sends a drive to left center field. That’s well-hit! Dan Bress sprints back back back. He makes the catch! 2 down!

Author Topic: fake baseball exhibition game (Read 1875 times)

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