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To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« on: January 31, 2011, 08:02:04 AM »
As of two days ago I have left The Kobanes.  My reasons are myriad.  If you REALLY wanna know send me a p.m.  Maybe we'll talk, maybe we won't.  Depending on if I know you or not.

Suffice to say I'm tired of the bullsquit I have to put up with just to play pop punk music.  I love their music (still do), but that in and of itself is not enough to continue with this band.

For the record my fellow bandmate, Fuzzy, was going to quit after retrieving his gear from Eddie's house.  They (The Kobanes) either heard this tidbit of information or they read the writing on the wall and decided to "fire" him.  Fuzzy got a text message tonight asking him to return his letterman jacket (let the jokes rain) in exchange for his bass amp.  As though his amp is being held hostage.  I'm hoping this isn't the way the message was intended, but after tonight's bit of pettiness I can't be too sure.  What pettiness you ask?  Well let me explain--

I had previously taken up for Eddie in a somewhat fierce regard.  I THOUGHT he was a good guy with a good heart.  This sadly is not the case.  While on Facebook tonight he decided to accuse me of leaving the band over a girl.  That's right, folks...over a girl.  See, Eddie fell head over heels for a girl named Lucy, a local in his hometown of Bartlett, IL.  Apparently she rebuffed his advances.  Lucy and I have since become good friends.

Eddie has decided that I am applying the "buttfuck chokehold" (his words) to her, and for some reason feels betrayed by our friendship.  I simply don't understand this.  Even IF I were going out with Lucy, what business is it of his?  He tried, he failed.  And it's not like she was simply turned off by his appearance or bad hygiene.  Oh no, no.  She has no less than two friends with previous experience of Eddie's Stalker Habits.  I guess Eddie just doesn't understand that "no" means "no."  He instead pushes harder and harder until the girl runs for the hills.  Simply put, if you have a vagina than Eddie will try to fuck it or hate you forever and spread malicious lies about you when you resist his advances.  Unacceptable behavior of a future, if not current, rapist in my opinion.

So to Eddie--fuck you, you little brat.  I'm sorry you couldn't have your way with this girl.  Maybe you should stick to stalking 15 year old girls instead of someone that has a bit more life experience as my friend Lucy does.  I don't appreciate the way you speak of her in the least and feel that at the very LEAST an apology is owed to her.

P.S.--Be on the lookout for my new band's, Prepare To Die, e.p. in March.  We would also like to play Insub if the timing is right.  Enoch, Thacker, if this is at all doable on your end we're game.  You can all meet Fuzzy first-hand and see what a great guy he really is.

*edit*--added "Kobanes Content" to thread title.  Wouldn't want them to miss this thread if they come on here as "guests" and do a search.

« Last Edit: January 31, 2011, 08:56:46 AM by davegargamel »
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 08:04:14 AM »
I will have to delay the johnnyb battle in light of this amazing post.

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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 08:04:36 AM »
There's lots I need to learn!

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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 08:05:17 AM »
I will have to delay the johnnyb battle in light of this amazing post.

No, no, no, Rally.  By all means continue.  I still have three beers to go.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2011, 08:10:52 AM »
Is the song "Please don't" a cover?

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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 08:12:42 AM »
Is the song "Please don't" a cover?

No.  I think it's a direct quote from the last time Eddie took a girl on a date and tried to say his "goodbyes."
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 08:18:22 AM »
There's lots I need to learn!

the buttfuck chokehold , i must learn this as a finishing move!

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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2011, 08:21:21 AM »
the buttfuck chokehold , i must learn this as a finishing move!

Apparently I am THE master at this.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2011, 08:24:05 AM »
I simply do not believe that eddie would act as anything other than a gentleman.
Why is dave gargamel a lie spreading jerk?

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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2011, 08:38:42 AM »
Jesus Christ.

Were they not kinda stoked on you for being the only one to stick up for them in Enoch's thread?  It's not like they have a lot of allies, you'd think they could be cool to the ONE guy that is on their side. 


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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2011, 08:39:37 AM »
Jesus Christ.

Were they not kinda stoked on you for being the only one to stick up for them in Enoch's thread?  It's not like they have a lot of allies, you'd think they could be cool to the ONE guy that is on their side.
Especially if he is in the band!

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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2011, 08:41:04 AM »
Jesus Christ.

Were they not kinda stoked on you for being the only one to stick up for them in Enoch's thread?  It's not like they have a lot of allies, you'd think they could be cool to the ONE guy that is on their side.

did you see the part where they demanded the other guy get turn in his lettermen jacket prior to receiving his own equipment back from them?

how ridiculous.

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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2011, 08:47:31 AM »
I simply do not believe that the Kobanes would do something ridiculous.

Why is Phrank Martian a lie spreading jerk?
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2011, 08:52:16 AM »
Of fuck. If all of this is indeed true, whats going to happen with the tour? Maybe now that the bad seeds have left the band Gilman will be more accepting?

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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2011, 08:54:01 AM »
Of fuck. If all of this is indeed true, whats going to happen with the tour? Maybe now that the bad seeds have left the band Gilman will be more accepting?
This would be so awesome, if they were like "We kicked the other dudes out of the bands cause they were saying racist and offensive stuff, we'd love to play gilman"

Who are left of the original Kobanes in the band?

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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2011, 08:54:15 AM »
Of fuck. If all of this is indeed true, whats going to happen with the tour? Maybe now that the bad seeds have left the band Gilman will be more accepting?

You'll have to speak with Danny (prettymess) about this.  Something tells me...no.

Oh wait.  I forgot it was totally Enoch's fault.
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2011, 08:55:34 AM »
Jesus Christ.

Were they not kinda stoked on you for being the only one to stick up for them in Enoch's thread?  It's not like they have a lot of allies, you'd think they could be cool to the ONE guy that is on their side.

VIOLENCE NOW!

I remembered this time.
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2011, 09:00:59 AM »
Any truth to the rumor I just started that they kicked out the bass player because he's Jewish?

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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2011, 09:05:05 AM »
dave - honestly, can I ask: how much of this was in the back of your mind when you were sticking up for this guy? I love you just as much as ever, but why on earth would you stick up for this guy? there is no way you went from where you were to where you are in that period of time, you know?

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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2011, 09:06:39 AM »
I wonder how long it will take for me to be called a fucking kike.

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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2011, 09:08:43 AM »
Sounds like you did the right thing, Dave!  Good luck!
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2011, 09:09:07 AM »
I just wanna take this opportunity to put something out there for the Kobanes since they'll probably read this.  When you guys finally snap and go on the inevitable PPMB-fueled killing spree, I think it's only fair that you start with DaveGargamel and SquidProQuo before you come and burn down my building.  Right?

Thanks. 


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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2011, 09:09:31 AM »
I wonder how long it will take for me to be called a fucking kike.

You fucking kike.
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« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2011, 09:10:44 AM »
I wonder how long it will take for me to be called a fucking kike.

Wait, they threw a "fucking" in there too?  Alright, ban 'em.


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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2011, 09:11:11 AM »
Sounds like you did the right thing, Dave!  Good luck!

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