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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2011, 07:29:05 PM »
"Gilman" is now a verb.
This is changing how I think of the English language right there, it's gilmanious! Adjective as well bro!

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« Reply #101 on: January 31, 2011, 08:25:32 PM »
Yeah, I'm totally lost on this one.  How do you try to eat a girl out while you're asleep, and do you have an audio book available on the subject?


I sleep fuck. It's a real thing.

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« Reply #102 on: January 31, 2011, 08:33:19 PM »
Which one is mini Jay Leno again?

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« Reply #103 on: January 31, 2011, 08:37:04 PM »
Christian Stefos Tattletale

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« Reply #104 on: January 31, 2011, 10:23:33 PM »
Which one is mini Jay Leno again?
Christian Stefos Tattletale

:') that's good stuff
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« Reply #105 on: February 01, 2011, 08:13:55 AM »
Christian Stefos Tattletale
It's the curse of the white spot and the butt chin. Doh!! :)

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #106 on: February 01, 2011, 08:52:04 AM »
Well that didn't take long at all
I was hoping that exact line would be used ni this thread when i was reading it.  awesome.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #107 on: February 01, 2011, 09:36:01 AM »
I bet davegargamel feels a lot like I felt after I quit Ryan Rude's band.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #108 on: February 01, 2011, 09:44:06 AM »
I bet davegargamel feels a lot like I felt after I quit Ryan Rude's band.
You, dave and fritz should start a band whose entire theme is about having been in bands with assholes.

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« Reply #109 on: February 01, 2011, 10:39:20 AM »
You, dave and fritz should start a band whose entire theme is about having been in bands with assholes.

We could also recruit any former Nancy members.

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« Reply #110 on: February 01, 2011, 10:57:36 AM »
BOOM!
THIS FRUITCAKE IS RIPPING OUR SCENE APART  :'(
It's cold up in Canada!

I guess it's a good thing ger. is a flaming asshole

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« Reply #111 on: February 01, 2011, 11:56:31 AM »
THIS IS A MESSAGE BOARD NOT A PLACE FOR YOUR LOVE LETTERS. hahah I barely remember that. I should have let you. to teach your subconscious a lesson or something.

OH MY GOD, please tell me that he was not being serious.  GOOD LORD. 
Why are you're being blithely, ignorantly argumentative?

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« Reply #112 on: February 01, 2011, 12:02:00 PM »
Will a god damn member of the kobanes start posting in this thread already? Jesus fucking Christ. Some put out the bat signal.

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« Reply #113 on: February 01, 2011, 12:14:04 PM »
Will a god damn member of the kobanes start posting in this thread already? Jesus fucking Christ. Some put out the bat signal.

I bet their signal looks like something else besides a bat.

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« Reply #114 on: February 01, 2011, 12:53:13 PM »
We could also recruit any former Nancy members.

That would be Fritz.
yeah, that's a pretty nice looking cock.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #115 on: February 01, 2011, 12:54:25 PM »
I bet their signal looks like something else besides a bat.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #116 on: February 01, 2011, 12:56:08 PM »
Will a god damn member of the kobanes start posting in this thread already? Jesus fucking Christ. Some put out the bat signal.


they should be here shortly
not a girl. &
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« Reply #117 on: February 01, 2011, 01:02:47 PM »
We could also recruit any former Nancy members.

(I said fritz already)

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« Reply #118 on: February 01, 2011, 01:05:38 PM »
Will a god damn member of the kobanes start posting in this thread already? Jesus fucking Christ. Some put out the bat signal.

I'm pretty sure they will abstain.  Last I heard they were gonna try to avoid "internet stuff" as it seems to get them in trouble.
yeah, that's a pretty nice looking cock.

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« Reply #119 on: February 01, 2011, 01:06:56 PM »
I'm pretty sure they will abstain.  Last I heard they were gonna try to avoid "internet stuff" as it seems to get them in trouble.
it isn't really the internet that is getting them in trouble it's them being themselves on the internet

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« Reply #120 on: February 01, 2011, 01:11:22 PM »
it isn't really the internet that is getting them in trouble it's them being themselves on the internet

I know this, Phrank.  Just kinda paraphrasing what they've said.

BUT WHAT I JUST TYPED ISN'T REAL.
yeah, that's a pretty nice looking cock.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #121 on: February 01, 2011, 01:36:03 PM »
I'm pretty sure they will abstain.  Last I heard they were gonna try to avoid "internet stuff" as it seems to get them in trouble.

yeah their show here just got cancelled.  wonder why....

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #122 on: February 01, 2011, 02:11:10 PM »
I sleep fuck. It's a real thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex


sometimes its awesome, other times it's "holy crap just let me sleep!"
OH MY GOD, please tell me that he was not being serious.  GOOD LORD. 


sorry for the TMI. Matt was bored on BART and decided to do a PPMB tell all.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #123 on: February 02, 2012, 10:01:06 PM »
As of two days ago I have left The Kobanes.  My reasons are myriad.  If you REALLY wanna know send me a p.m.  Maybe we'll talk, maybe we won't.  Depending on if I know you or not.

Suffice to say I'm tired of the bullsquit I have to put up with just to play pop punk music.  I love their music (still do), but that in and of itself is not enough to continue with this band.

For the record my fellow bandmate, Fuzzy, was going to quit after retrieving his gear from Eddie's house.  They (The Kobanes) either heard this tidbit of information or they read the writing on the wall and decided to "fire" him.  Fuzzy got a text message tonight asking him to return his letterman jacket (let the jokes rain) in exchange for his bass amp.  As though his amp is being held hostage.  I'm hoping this isn't the way the message was intended, but after tonight's bit of pettiness I can't be too sure.  What pettiness you ask?  Well let me explain--

I had previously taken up for Eddie in a somewhat fierce regard.  I THOUGHT he was a good guy with a good heart.  This sadly is not the case.  While on Facebook tonight he decided to accuse me of leaving the band over a girl.  That's right, folks...over a girl.  See, Eddie fell head over heels for a girl named Lucy, a local in his hometown of Bartlett, IL.  Apparently she rebuffed his advances.  Lucy and I have since become good friends.

Eddie has decided that I am applying the "buttfuck chokehold" (his words) to her, and for some reason feels betrayed by our friendship.  I simply don't understand this.  Even IF I were going out with Lucy, what business is it of his?  He tried, he failed.  And it's not like she was simply turned off by his appearance or bad hygiene.  Oh no, no.  She has no less than two friends with previous experience of Eddie's Stalker Habits.  I guess Eddie just doesn't understand that "no" means "no."  He instead pushes harder and harder until the girl runs for the hills.  Simply put, if you have a vagina than Eddie will try to fuck it or hate you forever and spread malicious lies about you when you resist his advances.  Unacceptable behavior of a future, if not current, rapist in my opinion.

So to Eddie--fuck you, you little brat.  I'm sorry you couldn't have your way with this girl.  Maybe you should stick to stalking 15 year old girls instead of someone that has a bit more life experience as my friend Lucy does.  I don't appreciate the way you speak of her in the least and feel that at the very LEAST an apology is owed to her.

P.S.--Be on the lookout for my new band's, Prepare To Die, e.p. in March.  We would also like to play Insub if the timing is right.  Enoch, Thacker, if this is at all doable on your end we're game.  You can all meet Fuzzy first-hand and see what a great guy he really is.

*edit*--added "Kobanes Content" to thread title.  Wouldn't want them to miss this thread if they come on here as "guests" and do a search.

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Re: To Whom It May Concern...Kobanes content!
« Reply #124 on: February 02, 2012, 10:20:46 PM »
It seems that people who actually talk to girls they like are weird.