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Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« on: March 05, 2011, 11:31:04 PM »
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/05/phil-collins-apologizes-for-success-as-he-quits-music/

Is it something in the air or does Collins hold quite a bit of resentment toward his haters?

Citing health problems, the famed Genesis drummer and vocalist is calling it quits from the music biz. He tells FHM that years of hunching behind his drum kit has left him with an array of medical problems, from hearing loss to a dislocated vertebra, and nerve damage in his stick-clutching hands make playing painful.

Collins's career has brought him 13 hit singles, seven Grammys, and even an Academy Award for his work on the Disney musical movie Tarzan, winning in 1999 for best original song.  "I'm sorry that it was all so successful. I honestly didn't mean it to happen like that. It's hardly surprising that people grew to hate me," he said. Critics – and their harsh words – have emerged louder than the guitars of the modern rock era. Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher famously cut down the drummer in past years, quoted as saying, “You don't have to be great to be successful. Look at Phil Collins.”

He lives in a small town in Switzerland now, attempting to distance himself from the music scene. The report that he's calling it quits from the music business just seems to make his actions official. “I don't really belong to that world and I don't think anyone's going to miss me. I'm much happier just to write myself out of the script entirely,” he told FHM. Today's world of MTV Music Awards and artists who care more about celebrity status than making music make the choice easy, he says.

Cast aside your haters, Phil. You'll be in NewsFeed's heart forever.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/05/phil-collins-apologizes-for-success-as-he-quits-music/#ixzz1Fn4qd6YP
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2011, 11:36:04 PM »
He had some good stuff but Peter Gabriel was still better.
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2011, 11:37:36 PM »
He should think twice
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2011, 11:38:10 PM »
How will this affect his dancing.
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2011, 11:39:12 PM »
How will this affect his dancing.

might even mess up his walking
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2011, 11:41:27 PM »
He had some good stuff but Peter Gabriel was still better.

Peter Gabriel never did a collab with Bone Thugs n Harmony.............Phil Collins WINNER!

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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2011, 11:45:10 PM »
This is like Hitler moaning, "All ever tried to do was make Germany, nay, the world a better place, and all I got in return was a 12 year Reich, unlimited power, and a blonde named Eva."

Yes, I compared Phil Collins to Hitler. Fuck 'em both.
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2011, 12:24:41 AM »
might even mess up his walking
wow. well played.
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2011, 12:26:25 AM »
So does that mean he'll relinquish his Oscar to the South Park guys?

I'm still bitter about this because I'm actually 12 years old.

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2011, 09:37:59 AM »
pooped 'em.

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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2011, 09:39:33 AM »
This is like Hitler moaning, "All ever tried to do was make Germany, nay, the world a better place, and all I got in return was a 12 year Reich, unlimited power, and a blonde named Eva."

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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2011, 09:58:17 AM »
Yes, I compared Phil Collins to Hitler. Fuck 'em both.

Ha ha!

Although on the old-shitty-hippie scale,  I kinda figure Eric Clapton to be worse...  Phil Collins, Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood-- all those old hippy '80s beer commercial guys were pretty intolerable at some point...
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2011, 09:59:07 AM »
Ha ha!

Although on the old-shitty-hippie scale,  I kinda figure Eric Clapton to be worse...  Phil Collins, Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood-- all those old hippy '80s beer commercial guys were pretty intolerable at some point...
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2011, 11:14:54 AM »
This is like Hitler moaning, "All ever tried to do was make Germany, nay, the world a better place, and all I got in return was a 12 year Reich, unlimited power, and a blonde named Eva."

Yes, I compared Phil Collins to Hitler. Fuck 'em both.

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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2011, 11:48:10 AM »
This is like Hitler moaning, "All ever tried to do was make Germany, nay, the world a better place, and all I got in return was a 12 year Reich, unlimited power, and a blonde named Eva."

Yes, I compared Phil Collins to Hitler. Fuck 'em both.

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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2011, 11:48:44 AM »
Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher famously cut down the drummer in past years, quoted as saying, “You don't have to be great to be successful. Look at Phil Collins.”
Man, I've never been a big Genesis guy, but I respect what Phil Collins has done 100 times more than fucking shit rock like Oasis.

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2011, 11:22:40 PM »
Man, I've never been a big Genesis guy, but I respect what Phil Collins has done 100 times more than fucking shit rock like Oasis.

yeah...i think i'm with you there. 
eric clapton is definitely worse too.  and fucking steve miller
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Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2011, 02:30:58 AM »
Against All Odds is one of my favorite karaoke songs.  So great!  There's a "This American Life" episode called "The Breakup" featuring Phil and that song that is genius. 

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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2011, 06:40:39 AM »
I'd rather listen to this than anything Oasis ever did.


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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2011, 08:15:40 AM »
He's pulling a Jay-Z.  I'm calling it now.  Give it a few years, and he'll be back in the game better than ever!

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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2011, 09:32:41 AM »
He supposedly quit once before because of hearing problems.  I didn't even know he was still doing live music.  This guy has retired more times than Ric Flair.
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Re: Phil Collins is sorry it was all so successful
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2011, 01:06:46 PM »
LushJ FTW.  There are few things worse than Phil Collins.  Hitler MIGHT be one of them.

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