Author Topic: Discrimination in America (Armless, Legless girls sues to be cheerleader) (Read 1240 times)

ddhex27 · « **Reply #50 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:25:12 PM »

Poor girl probably sits around trying to root herself into Ipod head phones that the mean girl cheerleaders left with Bananarama on repeat.

David73.12930 · « **Reply #51 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:25:32 PM »

Quote from: Liam on July 14, 2011, 09:54:06 AM

"I mean, why can't black people be happy with what they do have?! Do they really NEED the vote?!" - Chadd Derkins, 1867

Yeah doesn't the 15th amendment guarantee a spot on the cheerleading team?

Get a fucking clue.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #52 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Bruisy on July 14, 2011, 12:22:32 PM

I can't see a problem with her cheering, to be honest.

Those bimbos are just there for the jailbait cock-hardenings.

But don't put her on the team in a competetive situation.

they don't want their prissy high school aesthetic tampered with, and that's the grossest, sickest part.

David73.12930 · « **Reply #53 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Ellie II on July 14, 2011, 10:26:53 AM

I don't see how it would be such an extremity to put her on the squad.

Would you put a midget on a basketball team?

colin · « **Reply #54 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Harry Hijinks on July 14, 2011, 12:17:38 PM

probably not, but she'd have fun trying and participating. 99% are future house wives, Realtors and insurance agents not some FIFA champ that no one even cares about, let her try.

so you're saying that girls high school sports really don't matter anyway, so might as well turn it into a make-a-wish camp?

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #55 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:27:24 PM »

Quote from: David73.12930 on July 14, 2011, 12:25:32 PM

Yeah doesn't the 15th amendment guarantee a spot on the cheerleading team?

Get a fucking clue.

i guess his clue was in the form of quality - some one had to stand up and make that happen.

ddhex27 · « **Reply #56 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:28:02 PM »

Does this girl have any youtube videos of her cheering routine? I am genuinely interested to see if she can hang.

Capnplank · « **Reply #57 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:28:40 PM »

Quote from: ddhex27 on July 14, 2011, 12:25:12 PM

Poor girl probably sits around trying to root herself into Ipod head phones that the mean girl cheerleaders left with Seal: Human Being on repeat.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #58 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:29:08 PM »

Quote from: colin on July 14, 2011, 12:27:16 PM

so you're saying that girls high school sports really don't matter anyway, so might as well turn it into a make-a-wish camp?

I'm saying HS sports for 99% of players don't really matter. yes, i said that. this is about cheer leading friday's nights game. she wants a spot on the track and her spirit known, its all she has to give.

ddhex27 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:29:37 PM »

If she wants to be a fucking cheerleader, lets see what she's got.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #60 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:29:57 PM »

Quote from: ddhex27 on July 14, 2011, 12:28:02 PM

Does this girl have any youtube videos of her cheering routine? I am genuinely interested to see if she can hang.

that would be an inxs soundtrack

colin · « **Reply #61 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:30:37 PM »

Quote from: Harry Hijinks on July 14, 2011, 12:29:08 PM

I'm saying HS sports for 99% of players don't really matter. yes, i said that. this is about cheer leading friday's nights game. she wants a spot on the track and her spirit known, its all she has to give.

who cares about cheerleading? you were talking about soccer.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #62 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:30:53 PM »

Quote from: Bruisy on July 14, 2011, 12:27:51 PM

Like I said, I see no problem with her cheering. They could load her chair with fireworks.

lasers and a fog machine and shit.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #63 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:32:18 PM »

Quote from: colin on July 14, 2011, 12:30:37 PM

who cares about cheerleading? you were talking about soccer.

this kid cares. it's what's being discussed. she just want a chance to be mocked on her own terms. i get that, i released a challenged record.

Capnplank · « **Reply #64 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:32:47 PM »

Why wouldn't a school let her do this? I can't imagine anything more distracting for the opposing team.

colin · « **Reply #65 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Harry Hijinks on July 14, 2011, 12:32:18 PM

this kid cares. it's what's being discussed. she just want a chance to be mocked on her own terms. i get that, i released a challenged record.

you're braver than the rest.

Bruisy · « **Reply #66 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:33:35 PM »

Quote from: Capnplank on July 14, 2011, 12:32:47 PM

Why wouldn't a school let her do this? I can't imagine anything more distracting for the opposing team.

How about if every member of the team played with no shorts or underwear on? Or with raging boners?

ddhex27 · « **Reply #67 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:34:41 PM »

Quote from: Capnplank on July 14, 2011, 12:32:47 PM

Why wouldn't a school let her do this? I can't imagine anything more distracting for the opposing team.

Pretty soon all the high school teams would have disabled people covering the sidelines wearing flashing christmas lights and shit.

colin · « **Reply #68 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:35:49 PM »

Quote from: ddhex27 on July 14, 2011, 12:34:41 PM

Pretty soon all the high school teams would have disabled people covering the sidelines wearing flashing christmas lights and shit.

Like a paraplegic Sub-Zero from the Running Man. An army of them.

I think we're onto something here.

Bruisy · « **Reply #69 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:36:26 PM »

Quote from: colin on July 14, 2011, 12:35:49 PM

Like a paraplegic Sub-Zero from the Running Man. An army of them.

I think we're onto something here.

I still prefer boners.

colin · « **Reply #70 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:36:44 PM »

Quote from: Bruisy on July 14, 2011, 12:36:26 PM

I still prefer boners.

I know you do.

ddhex27 · « **Reply #71 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:38:09 PM »

Pink font would've helped me realize this half a page ago.

Bruisy · « **Reply #72 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:38:49 PM »

BONERS

ddhex27 · « **Reply #73 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:39:49 PM »

You are braver than most.

Capnplank · « **Reply #74 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:41:43 PM »

Quote from: ddhex27 on July 14, 2011, 12:34:41 PM

Pretty soon all the high school teams would have disabled people covering the sidelines wearing flashing christmas lights and shit.

I am excited for high school sports for the first time in my life.

Quote from: Bruisy on July 14, 2011, 12:36:26 PM

I still prefer boners.

Someday, when we reach perfection, the sidelines will be full of flopping Tron trunks with erections.