Author Topic: Secret Santa 2011! (Read 9256 times)

Adam_Alive · « **Reply #500 on:** February 02, 2012, 01:19:01 AM »

Wow! Look at this happy horseshit!

Undeliverable as Addressed, January 28, 2012, 9:27 am, CHICAGO, IL 60647
Processed through USPS Sort Facility, January 28, 2012, 3:10 am, CHICAGO, IL 60701
Processed through USPS Sort Facility, January 27, 2012, 1:11 am, CHICAGO, IL 60701
Addressee Unknown, January 26, 2012, 6:33 am, CHICAGO, IL
Processed through USPS Sort Facility, January 26, 2012, 2:28 am, CHICAGO, IL 60701
Processed through USPS Sort Facility, January 25, 2012, 8:48 pm, ELK GROVE VILLAGE, IL 60007
Undeliverable as Addressed, January 23, 2012, 10:41 am, CHICAGO, IL 60647
Out for Delivery, January 23, 2012, 9:26 am, CHICAGO, IL 60647
Sorting Complete, January 23, 2012, 9:16 am, CHICAGO, IL 60647
Arrival at Post Office, January 23, 2012, 6:45 am, CHICAGO, IL 60647

33rpms, check your PMs!!

ger. · « **Reply #501 on:** February 02, 2012, 07:41:31 AM »

Though that looks convincing, I don't think it's convincing enough.

I think it's time to say goodbye, Adam.

codename_shithead · « **Reply #502 on:** February 02, 2012, 07:44:38 AM »

Quote from: ger. on February 02, 2012, 07:41:31 AM

Though that looks convincing, I don't think it's convincing enough.

I think it's time to say goodbye, Adam.

Mahahahaha!

Liam · « **Reply #503 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:03:40 AM »

Can I find out who my Santa was now?

DrDoom · « **Reply #504 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:16:26 AM »

I'll miss Adam. I mean... not like I miss Scoops Baxter. More like I miss CoatJones. That fucking stoogeturd.

33_RPM · « **Reply #505 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:19:20 AM »

No, I totally buy it. Chicago's postal service is horrible.

DrDoom · « **Reply #506 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:20:26 AM »

Quote from: 33_RPM on February 02, 2012, 08:19:20 AM

No, I totally buy it. Chicago's postal service is horrible.

Fucking sucker.

Marc · « **Reply #507 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:34:40 AM »

God fucking dammit!

My package got back today! They say it was over the weight limit and I have to send it again with more postage. Are you fucking kidding me?! This has never happened to me before, ever. FUCK.

I'm sorry Santa, Ill throw in something extra, now that I pay for the overweight anyway.

Liam · « **Reply #508 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:45:42 AM »

Are you mine? I hope you're mine.

DrDoom · « **Reply #509 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:05:35 AM »

Hahahaha...

What a fucking disaster this was.

ger. · « **Reply #510 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:14:34 AM »

If Adam and Marc and their lame excuses don't get banned, I for one, will be OUTRAGED.

Marc · « **Reply #511 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:18:35 AM »

I feel like I'm turning into Doom. I fear my ears become fleshtunnels as we speak.

DrDoom · « **Reply #512 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:42:20 AM »

Quote from: Marc on February 02, 2012, 09:18:35 AM

I feel like I'm turning into Doom. I fear my ears become fleshtunnels as we speak.

I feel like I'm an overweight Nazi. It's all good.

Marc · « **Reply #513 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:43:07 AM »

BenTM · « **Reply #514 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:32:09 AM »

Quote from: ger. on February 02, 2012, 09:14:34 AM

If Adam and Marc and their lame excuses don't get DOOM banned, I for one, will be OUTRAGED.

ssmcmullan · « **Reply #515 on:** February 02, 2012, 04:26:50 PM »

Guys, do you think your fruit cakes will be OK by the time they arrive?

lushj · « **Reply #516 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:30:52 PM »

Quote from: ssmcmullan on February 02, 2012, 04:26:50 PM

Guys, do you think your fruit cakes will be OK by the time they arrive?

Fruitcakes, like roaches, will survive nuclear war. Do you think a couple months wrapped up traveling the planet will make a difference?

hasblueshoes · « **Reply #517 on:** February 02, 2012, 10:16:31 PM »

Quote from: Liam on February 02, 2012, 08:03:40 AM

Can I find out who my Santa was now?

Maybe you shouldn't live in England like an asshole. BLOODY HELL!

Veronica77 · « **Reply #518 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:12:55 PM »

My Santa got banned. Never got anything

....Sooooo, we gonna do secret Valentines next? Haha!

Adam_Alive · « **Reply #519 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:42:10 PM »

Quote from: Marc on February 02, 2012, 08:34:40 AM

God fucking dammit!

My package got back today! They say it was over the weight limit and I have to send it again with more postage. Are you fucking kidding me?! This has never happened to me before, ever. FUCK.

I'm sorry Santa, Ill throw in something extra, now that I pay for the overweight anyway.

Quote from: ger. on February 02, 2012, 07:41:31 AM

Though that looks convincing, I don't think it's convincing enough.

I think it's time to say goodbye, ~~Adam~~ Marc.

Marc · « **Reply #520 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:00:28 PM »

My shit has been repacked, relabeled, resent, with some extras.
Adam you also got something in the mail.
Another board person too.
Damn you transatlantic shipping!

Adam_Alive · « **Reply #521 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:20:40 PM »

Guess what came back to me today? Yep!! You're right, 33rpm, Chicago usps is kind of stupid. Check your pms.

Marc · « **Reply #522 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:23:20 PM »

Can we get doom banned now?

ChristCrusher · « **Reply #523 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:25:32 PM »

Quote from: Marc on February 07, 2012, 03:23:20 PM

Can we get doom banned now?

Adam too! I'm tired of his excuses!!

Adam_Alive · « **Reply #524 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:27:22 PM »

Quote from: ChristCrusher on February 07, 2012, 03:25:32 PM

Adam too! I'm tired of his excuses!!

That would be kind of monumental. I am a pretty huge deal around here.