Houseboat - The Thorns Of Life LP/CD...yep

[melvinscam]

needs more "go fuck yourself"

[doctoracula]

needs more "go fuck yourself"

eh, it's implied by how badly they halfassed the whole thing

[random prick]

Houseboat should call their next release "go fuck yourself"



it'd be funny!

[moe]

Even though this isn't my favorite record from 2011, it's still the one I listen to most frequently. A lot of the lyrics remind me of my own life for the past half year. It's also nice to hear a band making fun of the whole "my life is pathetic" shtick that's so rampant in modern pop punk.

P.S. Grath, I just recently found out a girl I made out with is now fucking my English professor from last semester. Fuck all the Carrie Goldbergs of this world!

[Marc]

It's also nice to hear a band making fun of the whole "my life is pathetic" shtick that's so rampant in modern pop punk.

uuugh, who is gonna tell moe the truth here?

[moe]

uuugh, who is gonna tell moe the truth here?

Ha, I just meant most of the newer bands with lyrics like this seem to take themselves too seriously, while the songs on here are on the same subject but still humorous at the same time.

[sarpedon]

Yay, finally got my LP

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...because Grath gave it to me at the Don Giovanni show.  Thanks Grath!

[steveisjewish]

got mine - thanks Grath!

[David Dead]

Got a note from the post office in my mail today. Turns out my record was addressed to the wrong address, again. Luckily I have forwarding since I just moved. So they were able to forward a note letting me know that I can go pick my record up at the post office in Queen Anne for $3 since there is postage due.

Yay.

[ChristCrusher]

Got a note from the post office in my mail today. Turns out my record was addressed to the wrong address, again. Luckily I have forwarding since I just moved. So they were able to forward a note letting me know that I can go pick my record up at the post office in Queen Anne for $3 since there is postage due.

Yay.

Day Late and a Dollar Short.

[adambibber]

yay!! KOD is finally shipping this to me with some extras.  cant wait to get this.

[Tom Lowell]

I STILL don't have it!  Hahahaha oh well.

[adambibber]

I STILL don't have it!  Hahahaha oh well.

youre not alone.  preordered mine in fucking august!

[KissOfDeathRecords]

one more time, if you did not get an order:  that is because it was not in the order files that same gave me.  i am still fielding emails and filling orders from this whole fiasco. 

email me @ mailorderofdeath@gmail.com and i will get a package out to you.  there is only so much i can do with what i was handed over to us.   

missing items can be replaced with whatever you want from the store.

 i have a few small shirts and a few large.  i think the printer messed up the order and made to many of some sizes and not enough of others.  if you were supposed to get a shirt, pick something from the store you would like and i will send it to you.