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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #50 on: December 27, 2011, 07:58:49 PM »
I adore this thread.

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2011, 10:19:14 PM »
Awesome, Harry! This shit's funny. But apparently I fucked up the lyrics. Jenna said it was "goodest" and not "bestest." My bad! Sorry to make you have to rewrite the entire thing. I am sure that will take, like, a really, really long time  ;D

Here are some fresh, new lyrics. Super short and to the point, but pretty sweet:


Cookie Bakers
Cookie Bakers
Makin' up the bestest goodest cookies

(REPEAT)

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2011, 11:43:39 PM »
Awesome, Harry! This shit's funny. But apparently I fucked up the lyrics. Jenna said it was "goodest" and not "bestest." My bad! Sorry to make you have to rewrite the entire thing. I am sure that will take, like, a really, really long time  ;D
I'll get 'er done.

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2011, 10:19:04 PM »
Mama's booibies are drums
And I love to drum
And drum and drum
And drum and drum

I love mama's boobies
And I love mama's belly
And I love to drum
And that's all the words

And the song goes
La la la la la

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #54 on: December 29, 2011, 10:28:56 PM »
Mama's booibies are drums
And I love to drum
And drum and drum
And drum and drum

I love mama's boobies
And I love mama's belly
And I love to drum
And that's all the words

And the song goes
La la la la la

It's like she was channeling Rene!
I call the little circle the butt hole.  That's where the poop comes out.

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2011, 10:41:29 PM »
This is my favorite thread of the year.
But really, how respectable or legit can anything be without blowjobs?

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2011, 11:43:08 PM »
Mama's booibies are drums
And I love to drum
And drum and drum
And drum and drum

I love mama's boobies
And I love mama's belly
And I love to drum
And that's all the words

And the song goes
La la la la la

paging harry jerkface...

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2011, 12:12:28 AM »
I believe he's got a show tonight.  Maybe he'll drunkenly do it after!

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #58 on: December 30, 2011, 12:14:31 AM »
I believe he's got a show tonight.  Maybe he'll drunkenly do it after!

maybe he'll play it during!

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #59 on: December 30, 2011, 12:31:24 AM »
this is wonderful
HOW DARE YOU!!  I WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE A PRINCESS

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2011, 05:40:18 AM »
Booyah.

Olive's 3rd Hit Single - "Mama's Boobies Are Drums"

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #61 on: December 30, 2011, 09:31:18 AM »
Has Olive seen those vids?
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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2011, 09:45:44 AM »
This thread is excellent.
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I CONSTANTLY BLOW DUDES.

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2011, 09:54:15 AM »
I wanna hear these songs done by a band.
i got a meat slice yesterday. so fucking thick

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2011, 10:44:59 AM »
i think this newest song is my favorite.

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2011, 11:02:06 AM »
YES!

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #66 on: December 30, 2011, 11:36:23 AM »
I just had a vision in my head of Harry having a nervous breakdown one night because Olives lyrics are too trite and all his songs are starting to sound the same.  It made me laugh.
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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #67 on: December 30, 2011, 02:38:50 PM »
I just had a vision in my head of Harry having a nervous breakdown one night because Olives lyrics are too trite and all his songs are starting to sound the same.  It made me laugh.

Oh man.

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2011, 02:43:17 PM »
Has Olive seen those vids?

I just recorded her listening to this latest one. She digs it. I'll have to get that video up in here soon.


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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2011, 04:28:46 AM »
I just recorded her listening to this latest one. She digs it. I'll have to get that video up in here soon.

YES.

Please do.

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2011, 12:03:06 PM »


Hahaha, oh my.

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Re: Olive Alive writes songs!
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2011, 12:05:23 PM »
I just recorded her listening to this latest one. She digs it. I'll have to get that video up in here soon.

O RLY?
I call the little circle the butt hole.  That's where the poop comes out.

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2012, 11:45:02 PM »
HOW DARE YOU!!  I WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE A PRINCESS

"Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way."

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Re: Olive Alive wrote a song...
« Reply #74 on: January 02, 2012, 02:42:28 AM »
that should be the title of the next new tv show thread

hahahha