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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #350 on: January 27, 2012, 07:29:04 PM »
i wanna up my cardio so i was thinking of maybe getting into some jiu-jitsu or kickboxing classes.  i think i'm a glutton for punishment.

down 14.5 lbs since Jan 2! 
Like, the male animals should be made to wear skirts and wigs and stuff, and the females should go past a line of builders who make cat-calls at them and whistle loudly in their direction.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #351 on: January 28, 2012, 04:29:21 PM »
i'm gonna give it a shot and see how i end up after a week.  my sleep schedule is so fucked as it is, but i'd rather not go during the "9-5'ers on their way home from work" hours.  i did that at the last gym i was at and it was just the worst.

It helped me get my sleep schedule back on track.
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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #352 on: January 28, 2012, 06:08:51 PM »
I just ordered some gloves/wraps...I'm gonna be sooooo rrrrrrrrrriiiiipppppedddddd!
I don't there's anyone else on the planet who would or could write a love song about ocelots except for Christy Brigitte Darlington.
Dude's totally unappreciated.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #353 on: February 02, 2012, 02:19:04 PM »
The gloves/wraps came yesterday, I just did my first workout on the heavy bag...holy shit is that fun!!
I don't there's anyone else on the planet who would or could write a love song about ocelots except for Christy Brigitte Darlington.
Dude's totally unappreciated.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #354 on: February 02, 2012, 02:22:01 PM »
Awesome! Is it an 80 pound bag?

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #355 on: February 02, 2012, 02:25:57 PM »
It's a 100 pounder, I think.
I don't there's anyone else on the planet who would or could write a love song about ocelots except for Christy Brigitte Darlington.
Dude's totally unappreciated.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #356 on: February 02, 2012, 02:27:12 PM »
I'm in the gym six nights a week.  I've been eating more protein daily than I probably have in all my life.  I can't wait to look like the Body Ric Martel.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #357 on: February 02, 2012, 02:27:36 PM »
I meant the Model.  The Model Ric Martel. 

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #358 on: February 02, 2012, 02:27:49 PM »
It's a 100 pounder, I think.

Rad. I have. 40 for the kids. They used it as a swing in the basement and fucked up the swivel.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #359 on: February 02, 2012, 02:29:01 PM »


THat's me last night.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #360 on: February 02, 2012, 02:29:57 PM »
Nice balls, bro!

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #361 on: February 02, 2012, 02:30:51 PM »
Thanks!  The andro really makes them pop! 

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #362 on: February 02, 2012, 02:51:00 PM »
Rex, you should probably start carrying the Arrogance spray can with you.  you won't be able to handle the stench of normies anymore.
Like, the male animals should be made to wear skirts and wigs and stuff, and the females should go past a line of builders who make cat-calls at them and whistle loudly in their direction.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #363 on: March 05, 2012, 09:34:06 AM »
I guess I'm gonna start going to the gym today after work.  Is it weird that I'm kind of nervous?

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #364 on: March 05, 2012, 09:53:54 AM »
Not really.  You are a nerd.  A warm, welcoming, energizing place full of vibrant, helpful people and dynamic personalities looking to interact with you on a social level would be rather agonizing, I am sure.  I personally wouldn't know, as I am one of the others, as you nerds often refer to us. 

It will be a great experience.  The gym is a wonderful place.  You will have a blast.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #365 on: March 05, 2012, 10:00:30 AM »
YOU ARE SUPER HILARIOUS, REX.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #366 on: March 05, 2012, 10:07:09 AM »
I was serious at the end!  The gym is a wonderful place full of kind, welcoming, helpful people.  You will feel silly later for being apprehensive.

Of course, I am basing this on the Midwest, a place that is already wonderful and full of kind, welcoming, helpful people.  I have no reason to believe New York gyms will be anything like this.  I am picturing weights crafted out of piles of trash, and Guido mouthbreathers cat calling everyone.

EY TOOTS, I GOTS SUMTING YOU CAN LIFT RIGHT HEEYAH

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #367 on: March 05, 2012, 10:11:46 AM »
I know!  If I was really mad or whatever, I would have thrown in a few of these  >:( >:( >:(

It's just been a long time since I've gone to the gym - when I dropped off my new member paperwork all of the people there were super nice and helpful!  I just don't want to eat it on the treadmill or accidentally go in the boys locker room or something.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #368 on: March 05, 2012, 10:12:26 AM »
I guess I'm gonna start going to the gym today after work.  Is it weird that I'm kind of nervous?

It can be intimidating when you haven't been in forever. You'd be surprised how willing people are to be helpful. Also, you're never the only n00b.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #369 on: March 05, 2012, 10:13:05 AM »
AY SUGA TITS, I GOTS SUMTIN YOU CAN EAT OVA HEAYAH!
I wouldn't go as far as calling them a "gang" (more like fucking morons), but Juggalos, far and away, are the people who cause the most problems in our library.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #370 on: March 05, 2012, 10:13:35 AM »
First day, just roll up to the biggest mofo there and sock 'em one right in the eye. That's how you earn respect in the gym!
I don't there's anyone else on the planet who would or could write a love song about ocelots except for Christy Brigitte Darlington.
Dude's totally unappreciated.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #371 on: March 05, 2012, 10:13:40 AM »
It can be intimidating when you haven't been in forever. You'd be surprised how willing people are to be helpful. Also, you're never the only n00b.

he's been there. he's sensitive.
I wouldn't go as far as calling them a "gang" (more like fucking morons), but Juggalos, far and away, are the people who cause the most problems in our library.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #372 on: March 05, 2012, 10:18:31 AM »
AY SUGA TITS, I GOTS SUMTIN YOU CAN EAT OVA HEAYAH!

why would anyone be eating in the gym?  i wouldn't accept a snack on the circuit!  this hypothetical guy sounds like he's less informed about how to work out than i am.

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #373 on: March 05, 2012, 10:19:15 AM »
AYA YO, I'LL SPOT YA (PANTIES), OOOHHH!

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Re: Lose some weight Fatzo! (2012 edition)
« Reply #374 on: March 05, 2012, 10:19:48 AM »
he's been there. he's sensitive.

i get where you're coming from. it's ok to lash out. i know you don't mean it.