Author Topic: Star Wars Burger! (Read 427 times)

Chris_Imperfekt · « **on:** January 05, 2012, 03:03:46 PM »

Black bun?

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/fast-food-chain-serves-black-burgers-star-wars-170400919.html

Sifl · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:14:11 PM »

Dark Vador?

Marshall · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:18:17 PM »

saw this on facebook. bizarre

is there a new star wars coming out or something?

adam background · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:19:11 PM »

Episode 1 is being re-released on February 10th or something, in EYE POPPING 3D.

I will be there at midnight with this guy.

edgar! · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2012, 04:01:13 PM »

intriguing. i wonder what ewok meat tastes like?

DaveNinja · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2012, 05:10:54 PM »

Star Bun Wars! - Celebrity Suelth

Harry Jerkface · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:59:37 AM »

If this is around when I'm in France or Belgium, I am eating one.

random prick · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2012, 04:07:20 AM »

jar jar binks in 3d? ack shoot me now.

wait, that whole phantom menace movie pretty much sucked, save for natalie portman....

rex · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2012, 08:22:38 AM »

Natalie Portman was far and away the worst actor in that entire series of films. Sure, she wasn't as bad as Jar Jar Binks, but she was the worst actual human in any of those movies by a million miles, just like she is in every single movie she stars in. She was basically a robot in all of those movies who made C3P0 and R2D2 seem like human beings. She's the fucking worst.

rex.

adam background · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2012, 08:38:01 AM »

I'm torn. I mean, Natlalie Portman is so bad, but Hayden Christiansen is also SO BAD. Its tough.

Chris Fabulous · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2012, 08:57:33 AM »

Quote from: adam background on January 06, 2012, 08:38:01 AM

I'm torn. I mean, Natlalie Portman is so bad, but Hayden Christiansen is also SO BAD. Its tough.

What about Jake Lloyd, the little boy Anakin? He's a little kid, but he still really sucked.

rex · « **Reply #11 on:** January 06, 2012, 08:58:38 AM »

Quote from: adam background on January 06, 2012, 08:38:01 AM

I'm torn. I mean, Natlalie Portman is so bad, but Hayden Christiansen is also SO BAD. Its tough.

Hayden Christiansen is terrible, but at least he seems like a sentient human being.

rex.

Marshall · « **Reply #12 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:31:50 AM »

Quote from: rex on January 06, 2012, 08:22:38 AM

Natalie Portman was far and away the worst actor in that entire series of films. Sure, she wasn't as bad as Jar Jar Binks, but she was the worst actual human in any of those movies by a million miles, just like she is in every single movie she stars in. She was basically a robot in all of those movies who made C3P0 and R2D2 seem like human beings. She's the fucking worst.

rex.

the professional was great and she was good in it, too

rex · « **Reply #13 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:57:07 AM »

Nope. She is the worst person who has ever acted in any format in the history of all time.

rex

Marshall · « **Reply #14 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:59:49 AM »

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #15 on:** January 06, 2012, 10:04:07 AM »

that burger looks pretty cool

badmoon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2012, 12:05:51 PM »

Quote from: rex on January 06, 2012, 08:58:38 AM

Hayden Christiansen is terrible, but at least he seems like a sentient human being.

rex.

Natalie Portman was pretty bad but I can't get past Christiansen's performances. "You're with HIM!"

DaveNobody · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:07:07 PM »

I hope they offer some kind of jar jar side dish.

ihatesocks · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:14:41 PM »

the combo comes with your choice of jar jar drinks, duh.

random prick · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2012, 05:11:42 AM »

well if you want to critique "good" acting and your referring to anyone in a star wars movie, your concept of a good actor is probably going to be skewed... if i wanted to waste time and find examples of a good actor/actress in general, I would NOT be looking in a star wars movie (well voice acting, only for Darth vader) i would not consider any of the actors in the franchise particularly "good"

IveGotAFang · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2012, 07:49:06 AM »

Quote from: random prick on February 04, 2012, 05:11:42 AM

well if you want to critique "good" acting and your referring to anyone in a star wars movie, your concept of a good actor is probably going to be skewed... if i wanted to waste time and find examples of a good actor/actress in general, I would NOT be looking in a star wars movie (well voice acting, only for Darth vader) i would not consider any of the actors in the franchise particularly "good"

Harrison Ford?

bitethecurb · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2012, 07:58:02 AM »

Quote from: IveGotAFang on February 04, 2012, 07:49:06 AM

Harrison Ford?

Sir Alec Guinness? Peter Cushing?

Marc · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2012, 08:22:54 AM »

R2D2?

Chris_Imperfekt · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2012, 11:55:02 AM »

Are you proposing that they make Natalie Portman burgers? Gross. 1. Humans taste terrible; 2. You need have at least a 1/2 pound of chuck to have a serviceable burger. Poor Natalie would be too stringy w/ not enough fat to get a perfect 80/20 grind.

mattmattmatt · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2012, 01:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Chris_Imperfekt on February 04, 2012, 11:55:02 AM

Are you proposing that they make Natalie Portman burgers? Gross. 1. Humans taste terrible; 2. You need have at least a 1/2 pound of chuck to have a serviceable burger. Poor Natalie would be too stringy w/ not enough fat to get a perfect 80/20 grind.

Humans don't taste terrible, it's just more of an acquired taste.