I Need A Recipe.

[Noah WK]

So I think I am going to try to make the mussels in Mexican beer.

Suggestions for a side dish and a dessert?

[Noah WK]

So I think I am going to try to make the mussels in Mexican beer.

Suggestions for a side dish and a dessert?

[RocRock]

Total Time 25 min
Prep
    20 min
Cook
    5 min
etc.

That is a lot of fucking ginger.

[repoman]

So I think I am going to try to make the mussels in Mexican beer.

Suggestions for a side dish and a dessert?

Make sure you have some crusty bread to sop up all the leftover broth

Also did you check to make sure she likes Mussels?  Some people find them disgusting (my wife).

Side dish - salad? fries (as mentioned earlier)? if you want to make some fries that will fit in with the Mexican theme use this as seasoning (its a recipe from one of my favorite restaurants that closed about 5 years ago)

Sol Fire Frites Seasonsing:
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 1/2 tablespoon ground coriander
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon paprika
Salt and pepper to taste

I rarely make dessert.  I just go and buy some Gelato and make it look fancy by getting those Pepperidge Farm Pirouette cookies and putting one in the dish with the gelato.

[Noah WK]

Make sure you have some crusty bread to sop up all the leftover broth

Also did you check to make sure she likes Mussels?  Some people find them disgusting (my wife).

Side dish - salad? fries (as mentioned earlier)? if you want to make some fries that will fit in with the Mexican theme use this as seasoning (its a recipe from one of my favorite restaurants that closed about 5 years ago)

Sol Fire Frites Seasonsing:
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 1/2 tablespoon ground coriander
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon paprika
Salt and pepper to taste

I rarely make dessert.  I just go and buy some Gelato and make it look fancy by getting those Pepperidge Farm Pirouette cookies and putting one in the dish with the gelato.

Thanks. Yeah, she likes mussels.

Make fries? Or buy frozen fries? I don't know how to make them even though its probably ridiculously easy. That seasoning sounds good. SO does the gelato.

[DrDoom]

Yeah.  And then you fuck her by the fire, like Rally said.

Then name your offspring "Dutch", because you're a fucking dildo.

[Harry Hijinks]

it's a radassed name.  two boys. dutch and finn.

[repoman]

Thanks. Yeah, she likes mussels.

Make fries? Or buy frozen fries? I don't know how to make them even though its probably ridiculously easy. That seasoning sounds good. SO does the gelato.

Just buy some frozen ones to make it easy.  I hear this brand is really good. http://www.alexiafoods.com/

[Noah WK]

Just buy some frozen ones to make it easy.  I hear this brand is really good. http://www.alexiafoods.com/

cool.

[JimJerseyBeat]

YOU'RE the desert, Noah.

But yeah,  use frozen french fries, follow the package directions but make them in the oven, that way they can't come out greasy and they're healthier for you.  Then just spice them up with a little seasoned salt or paprika to make them look fancier.

did anyone mention the beards?  mussells grow with this fibrous thing hanging out of the shells, it's called a beard.  you just yank it off with your fingers and then wash them in cold water.  and of course throw away any of the mussells if they're open before you cook them.  If they're just open a little, tap them once or twice and they might close back up. But otherwise it means they're dead and can make you sick.

[iron naden]

I like making homemade fries and people seem to like them.

All you do is:

preheat oven to 425

cut some russets into wedges
then soak them in water to pull out the starch

While you're soaking them:
chop up some garlic
put a thin coat of olive oil in a pan, toss in the garlic when the oil gets hot
cook them till lightly browned

drain and pat dry the potatoes
(hold back the garlic with a spatula or something of that sort so they stay in the pan)
drain the olive oil from your pan onto the potatoes
season with salt, pepper, and chopped parsley (fresh or dried)
toss to coat
put em on a baking sheet and toss them into the oven for 15 min, flip them, put them in for 15 again

when they're all browned sprinkle the garlic you cooked earlier on em
they're bad ass, I promise

[your_mother]

Thanks. Yeah, she likes mussels.

I have a muscle for her.

[jessearnaud]

wrap up tilapia or something similar with mad veggies and shit in aluminum foil, tightly. put that bag on a skillet or something, shits pretty tight. but i dunno about doing it for your girl it tastes good though. salmon is always good and not hard to make with simple spices, oregano basil etc with a good amount of lemon and shit.

[Ellie II]

Yeah.  And then you fuck her by the fire, like Rally said.

Then name your offspring "Dutch", because you're a fucking dildo.

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[Ellie II]

YOU'RE the desert, Noah.

oh, boy.

[Carla Monoxide]

oh, boy.

I don't think Noah is that dry!

[Noah WK]

I don't think Noah is that dry!

haha.

[Big Bobby]

How was?

[Noah WK]

How was?

The mussels were amazing. The sauce with the beer and jalepenos etc was great I would definitely make that again but maybe try putting some other protein in it. The seasoning for the fries was good but the recipe made way too much for the amount of fries. All in all this was a success.