Cleaning Records with Wood Glue

[iron naden]

Perhaps I'll dump a bunch of dirt on a record tonight and try this out. I'll let you guys know how it goes if I do.

[gordon brody]

Huh, at first I thought you were just giving purposeful, crazy, over the top and incorrect analogies to make a point about how dumb this is or something.  Now I'm thinking that maybe you actually don't how an analogy works.

the things alanis morrissette sang about werent actually ironic either and that song was a smash hit

[BenTM]

So, you're either "smashed" or as smart as Alanis Morissette. 

Check.

[Jon W]

Dirty records are punk! They get more distortion! I also play my records through blown speakers. I shit on my records!

[iron naden]

Once the shit dries does it come off in a sheet like the glue?

[bitethecurb]

I did this to an old Louis Armstrong record that barely played before and now it plays beautifully, minus a few scratches that are obviously permanent.

[mattmalice]

the things alanis morrissette sang about werent actually ironic either and that song was a smash hit

Your posts are always absolute smash hits.