Another edition of stupid things that bother the shit out of you.

[ScruffCardinale]

also when i'm at the supermarket and loading up on either frozen lunches or vegetables that are on sale, and they backfill lesser quantities of popular ones i like and think i'm getting a bunch of with their overstock of less popular stuff. sometimes i luck out and realize it before getting to the checkout line so i can correct the problem and also not inconvenience anybody else on line behind me, but more often than not i won't realize what happened until i'm home putting everything away and am like "fuck i thought we got 3 things of peas and 3 of broccoli, but we only got 1 peas, 1 broccoli and a bunch of inedible shit like cauliflower and lima beans". i feel like this is pretty justified and not so much a "stupid thing that bothers the shit out of me" thing, so much as just something that bothered me while grocery shopping yesterday when i had to run from the self checkout line back to the frozen section to swap something. fortunately nobody was behind us on line at the time.

[ScruffCardinale]

also horrible parody songs radio stations come up with when a local sports team is going to the championship. caught a few lines of one about the giants going to the superbowl that's a reworked version of "rockin' in the usa". but they're trying to spell "G.I.A.N.T.S." instead of "R.O.C.K. in the USA" and it does not work. this finally unseats the previous holder of the dubious title when they had reworked Khia's "My Neck My Back" to be about the NJ Nets replacing "my pussy and my crack" with "jason kidd is an acrobat".

[BenTM]

OK, I've heard "couple bucks" before, but never the others.  I don't think.  Sure people slur the of, but never really drop it.  It must be another Canadian or east coast thing you are putting on all of us.

[Marshall]

when paperclips get stuck together. that reeeeeeally bugs me for some reason

this doesnt bother anyone else?

[Marshall]

I usually just throw them away and use a non-gummed up paperclip.

i'm not talking gunk. i'm talking when they basically scissorfight

[BenTM]

I just take them apart.  What's it take, a couple seconds tops? 

Although, Dan's stupid, crazy method sounds perfectly acceptable.

[Marshall]

I just take them apart.  What's it take, a couple seconds tops? 

Although, Dan's stupid, crazy method sounds perfectly acceptable.

that's why its a stupid thing that bothers me. its not like hating people who get up on your ass and tailgate. that's a rational thing to hate

[BenTM]

I know, Marshall.

I was just posting that to type "couple seconds" so I could piss off fancyplates.

He didn't even notice.  Shows you how "mad" he really is.