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Ellie II

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« on: January 30, 2012, 08:03:17 AM »
Lobster dinners! this guy has completely lost it. I love it.

Gingrich orders students to get part-time jobs - apparently unlike himself

STUART, Fla. — Newt Gingrich thinks today’s youths have it way too easy. Then again, there was a day when some people thought that about young Newt himself.

The former House speaker has already generated some controversy — and praise — with his suggestion that poor kids have no work habits and his idea that they should be put to work in janitorial jobs.

In a speech to local Republicans on Saturday, he suggested that they are not the only ones who should learn the value of sweat.

Asked about the high cost of college, Gingrich said that today’s students are being coddled, with luxury dorms and lavish extras, such as lobster nights in their dining halls. And he praised institutions such as the University of the Ozarks that incorporate work into their financial aid programs.

“Students take fewer classes per semester. They take more years to get through. Why? Because they have free money,” Gingrich said. “I would tell students: ‘Get through as quick as you can. Borrow as little as you can. Have a part-time job.’ But that’s very different from the culture that has grown up in the last 20 years.”

Or maybe it is not so very different.

In a 1995 profile for Vanity Fair, author Gail Sheehy discovered that Gingrich financed his own education largely via the hard work of this then-wife. When things got tight, finding a job was not high on his to-do list. Sheehy wrote that Gingrich turned first to his adoptive father for help, and then to his biological one:

“Newt, who avoided Vietnam with student and marriage deferments, resisted taking a job. During his college years, Newt called up his father and stepmother to ask for financial help. His stepmother, Marcella McPherson, can still hear his exact words: ‘I do not want to go to work. I want all my time for my studies. . . . Bob Gingrich told me he will not help me one bit. So I wondered, would you people help me?’ Big Newt began sending him monthly checks.

“Dolores Adamson, Gingrich’s district administrator from 1978 to 1983, remembers, ‘Jackie put him all the way through school. All the way through the PhD. . . . He didn’t work.’ ”

The Gingrich campaign did not respond to a request for comment.
I wouldn't go as far as calling them a "gang" (more like fucking morons), but Juggalos, far and away, are the people who cause the most problems in our library.

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 08:13:36 AM »
ha a! what a ball bag.

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 05:11:03 PM »
Gingrich is like Obama in that he's never really made an honest living in his life.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 05:12:39 PM »
i could be wrong but wasn't obama a lawyer and then a law teacher? sounds pretty honest.

newt is a fat fuck
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 05:13:55 PM »
A vote for Newt is a vote against all you can eat lobster nights.

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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 05:14:17 PM »
i could be wrong but wasn't obama a lawyer and then a law teacher? sounds pretty honest.

newt is a fat fuck
Lawyers and politicans are never honest, they seem perfect for the job!

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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 05:14:55 PM »
i can't believe i actually responded to something b&g said . im a moron
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
Gingrich is like Obama in that he's never really made an honest living in his life.
Yeah that constitutional lawyer is exactly like rich white asshole #17

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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 05:17:21 PM »
i don't know about lobster but the taco bell at my school is pretty awesome
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 05:18:24 PM »
You didn't get invited to champagne fountain lobster dinner cash giveaway night? It was awesome!

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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 05:23:18 PM »
while i agree that newt has totally gone pants shitting mad, he's right on with the fact that lobster dinners in dining halls exist.  my undergrad used to run a lobster dinner night in the week leading up to parents weekend in a misguided attempt to make it look like we ate anything other than cheeseburgers and salad for the rest of the academic year.

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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 05:24:45 PM »
I hope they at least used the lobsters to dig drainage ditches alongside the roads before boiling them up for non-educational purposes.

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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2012, 05:31:13 PM »
close. they loaded in all the new dorm furniture, got to hang out for a few weeks and audit some classes, then were steamed so us privileged folk could cram them in our gullets.

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2012, 05:46:12 PM »
I am pretty sure Obama also wrote a book that made a few million dollars.
I wouldn't go as far as calling them a "gang" (more like fucking morons), but Juggalos, far and away, are the people who cause the most problems in our library.

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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2012, 05:52:27 PM »
I am pretty sure Obama also wrote a book that made a few million dollars.

Now if only he'd done something respectable, like drive a pizza truck.
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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2012, 05:52:52 PM »
My school sucked so bad we only had crabs!

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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2012, 05:53:57 PM »
My school sucked so bad we only had crabs!

It was the whole school that had crabs?  Not just you?
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2012, 05:57:17 PM »
It was the whole school that had crabs?  Not just you?

Stop shooting holes in his cover story.

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2012, 05:58:10 PM »
uh, the highlight of our week was when we got grilled cheese with tomato.

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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2012, 05:58:51 PM »
I ate pizza and salad every night for two semesters

The exceptions were weekends when they did burgers

And the occasional bowl of captain crunch

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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2012, 06:01:40 PM »
i remember my roommates and i would walk over to the cafeteria, eat, and then race back to our room to shit. they put something funky in their food
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2012, 06:08:17 PM »
It was the whole school that had crabs?  Not just you?

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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 06:10:46 PM »
Every college I ever went to, it was cheaper to go a couple blocks away to get any food than to eat in the cafeteria.
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2012, 06:11:51 PM »
Dorms were for nerds and dorks!

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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2012, 11:14:48 PM »
i remember my roommates and i would walk over to the cafeteria, eat, and then race back to our room to shit. they put something funky in their food

For some reason I always did this the first day back from a break.  Like, it was definitely close to a sprint after that first meal.  Then I adjusted fairly well until the next break.