Author Topic: Should I ask this girl to lunch after class? (Read 941 times)

RyanBonehead · « **on:** January 30, 2012, 10:22:59 AM »

She's totally been texting me and stuff. And maybe she forgot what I look like or who I am or has gone temporarily insane. Either way, I think it's time to move. Or just run home and masturbate.

Read hard · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:23:59 AM »

Tell her that she doesn't really need lunch.

Wednesday · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:25:04 AM »

do it.

bort · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:26:04 AM »

why not do both?

but yes, ask her you idiot. worst she will do is say no.

Capnplank · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:27:00 AM »

Nobody ever texts anybody without intending to do them and vote how they want.

rex · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:37:37 AM »

Jesus christ, you've posted a lot today. Nobody gives a shit about any of this stuff, you fucking fail.

rex.

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:39:04 AM »

Quote from: Capnplank on January 30, 2012, 10:27:00 AM

Nobody ever texts anybody without intending to do them and vote how they want.

See that's just common sense!

Im losing my nerve as class goes on. Uhwoahoh

cyndipop · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2012, 12:46:28 PM »

This is super cute and you should do it.

last · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2012, 01:35:17 PM »

yes, but just so you know, it's possible to have lunch with someone, without being attracted to them.

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2012, 01:40:19 PM »

I didn't do it. Cause I suck. There's always tomorrow. And the reset of the semester.

Chris Fabulous · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2012, 01:44:29 PM »

Holy shit you are the worst.

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2012, 01:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Chris Fabulous on January 30, 2012, 01:44:29 PM

Holy shit you are the worst.

This is the kind of positive reinforcement I need!

David73.12930 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2012, 02:29:26 PM »

Do you want to be a fat pathetic loser for the rest of your life, or do you want to accomplish things?

David73.12930 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2012, 02:35:54 PM »

YOU CAN SWEAT ON THE MATS OR BLEED ON THE STREETS!

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2012, 02:37:12 PM »

Quote from: David73.12930 on January 30, 2012, 02:29:26 PM

Do you want to be a fat pathetic loser for the rest of your life, or do you want to accomplish things?

IS there a third option?

David73.12930 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2012, 02:39:21 PM »

Quote from: RyanBonehead on January 30, 2012, 02:37:12 PM

IS there a third option?

Quote from: David73.12930 on January 30, 2012, 02:35:54 PM

SWEAT ON THE MATS OR BLEED ON THE STREETS!

Read hard · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2012, 04:48:29 PM »

Just some good ol' duvine intervention from Read hard, tell her you wrote this!

I wanna invite you to lunch
They're having a cheese bagel deal
let's make a fuzz
about the two of us
I'll show you the way I feel
I could write you a sonnett
or maybe praise your name in hymn
I was eating spagheti
while you were hot and sweaty
when I watched you in the gym

I wanna watch you eat pizza
I wanna watch you eat burgers
salted fries and waffles too
I wanna watch you eat hot dogs
I wanna watch you eat lambchops
baby, I'd eat anything with you

I'll even pay for it
even though I don't have a lot
you're family is wealthy
and you look so healthy
while I sit in my room smoking pot
My zipper was halfway open
a thousand stains on my pants
you asked me where the cum is
and I said "it's ice cream, I promise"
oh shit, there's no way I have a chance

I wanna watch you eat nachos
I wanna watch you eat pasta
steak and nuggets too
I wanna watch you drink milkshakes
I wanna watch you drink soda
baby, I will drink anything with you

baby, I would eat anything for you

open your mouth and let me kiss you
you know that I'm sincere
and please don't say "you need a tissue"
this sauce is ours and we can share

baby, I will do anything for you
whoah oh oh oh oh

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Read hard on January 30, 2012, 04:48:29 PM

I'll even pay for it
even though I don't have a lot
you're family is wealthy
and you look so healthy
while I sit in my room smoking pot
My zipper was halfway open
a thousand stains on my pants
you asked me where the cum is
and I said "it's ice cream, I promise"
oh shit, there's no way I have a chance

That was awesome

KingCross · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:34:45 PM »

Holy fuck dude. If you have to ask a message board if you should ask out a girl or not, maybe it's time to just start fucking dudes...give your creepy uncle a call instead.

your_mother · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:37:29 PM »

Post pics.

llivermore · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:59:55 PM »

Quote from: your_mother on January 30, 2012, 07:37:29 PM

Post pics.

Here you go, Rich.

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2012, 08:02:06 PM »

Quote from: KingCross on January 30, 2012, 07:34:45 PM

Holy fuck dude. If you have to ask a message board if you should ask out a girl or not, maybe it's time to just start fucking dudes...give your creepy uncle a call instead.

I really took the advice to heart, clearly!

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2012, 08:03:58 PM »

Quote from: llivermore on January 30, 2012, 07:59:55 PM

Here you go, Rich.

markust · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2012, 08:05:53 PM »

Pussy.

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2012, 08:07:59 PM »

Quote from: markust on January 30, 2012, 08:05:53 PM

Pussy.

I ain't got no