Author Topic: Carrot Top has arm implants! (Read 645 times)

Carla Monoxide · « **on:** January 31, 2012, 11:44:51 AM »

I watch a lot of Gene Simmons Family Jewels and Carrot top has been on a bunch of times. I was looking at his arms and noticed how fucking weird and disproportional they were.

How fucking gross is that? the face lift is gross too but look at that arm!

angry ryan · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:46:01 AM »

He's the oddest looking guy of all time. When he was a guest on WTF he kept talking about how good he looks.

colin · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:46:38 AM »

Quote from: angry ryan on January 31, 2012, 11:46:01 AM

He's the oddest looking guy of all time. When he was a guest on WTF he kept talking about how good he looks.

His hanger-on was the creepiest part of that interview

Chris Fabulous · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:46:53 AM »

Quote from: angry ryan on January 31, 2012, 11:46:01 AM

He's the oddest looking guy of all time. When he was a guest on WTF he kept talking about how good he looks.

And how ridiculous the idea of him having work done was.

Capnplank · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:47:31 AM »

The girl from Annie was an inspired choice for the new Elephant Man remake.

Wednesday · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:48:25 AM »

hes come along way since chairman of the board

Carla Monoxide · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:48:46 AM »

His body is nice though sans the gross ass implants. I don't get why he would do that?

colin · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:51:00 AM »

Quote from: Carla Monoxide on January 31, 2012, 11:48:46 AM

His body is nice though sans the gross ass implants. I don't get why he would do that?

He lives in a world where no one will tell him no.

Carla Monoxide · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:53:42 AM »

Quote from: colin on January 31, 2012, 11:51:00 AM

He lives in a world where no one will tell him no.

I highly doubt that, he's too ugly to get that treatment. I think it's more he lives in a world where he doesn't know what "no" means.

bradleyadita · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:54:47 AM »

what a loaf!

angry ryan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:56:49 AM »

Quote from: Carla Monoxide on January 31, 2012, 11:53:42 AM

I highly doubt that, he's too ugly to get that treatment. I think it's more he lives in a world where he doesn't know what "no" means.

Nah, that hanger on guy Colin mentioned a few posts ago feeds Carrot Top's ego to no end. Plus he's crazy rich and lives in Vegas. All those people are weird.

Chris Fabulous · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:57:50 AM »

Quote from: Carla Monoxide on January 31, 2012, 11:53:42 AM

I highly doubt that, he's too ugly to get that treatment.

Doesn't matter. He's rich as shit.

colin · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:58:43 AM »

Quote from: Carla Monoxide on January 31, 2012, 11:53:42 AM

I highly doubt that, he's too ugly to get that treatment. I think it's more he lives in a world where he doesn't know what "no" means.

he's loaded, his life consists of performing at a casino surrounded by handlers and going back to his mansion full of yes men and chicks that want to have sex with him (::shudder:

. reality is not a part of his daily routine.

angry ryan · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:59:38 AM »

Isn't he married? So there's at least one woman who wants to have sex with him.

BenTM · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:00:53 PM »

Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason.

Marshall · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:08:38 PM »

i used to see him around all the time

petsounds01 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:10:10 PM »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-evolution-of-carrot-tops-face-and-body

Carla Monoxide · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:11:43 PM »

Quote from: petsounds01 on January 31, 2012, 12:10:10 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-evolution-of-carrot-tops-face-and-body

I just lost it when I got to the end, hahahaha

Carla Monoxide · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:12:25 PM »

He does have very healthy hair though, I'll give him that.

BenTM · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Carla Monoxide on January 31, 2012, 12:11:43 PM

I just lost it when I got to the end, hahahaha

Yeah, the payoff was worth the wait.

angry ryan · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:15:55 PM »

Man I totally saw that coming.

Chris Dickhead · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2012, 01:55:10 PM »

Heh. I grew up in the town next to Hopkins.

RocRock · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:00:59 PM »

I mean, it's not like Carrot Top was ever normal looking. Or funny.

unlovablefrank · « **Reply #23 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:04:17 PM »

That WTF episode was amazing. Right from the build up when Marc was kinda nervous going to meet his yes man. The two of them outlining all of their new material they were working out was douche chill inducing.

RyanBonehead · « **Reply #24 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:23:16 PM »

Quote from: colin on January 31, 2012, 11:51:00 AM

He lives in a world where no one will tell him no.

He is an ugly hack comic. I'm pretty sure he hears "No" a lot.