Little kids' letters to celebrities - the greatest thread of all time

[SweetBox]

i've long since given up on the idea of being president cuz i couldn't handle not living in jersey fulltime for 8 years (or even 4 if for some baffling reason i wasn't re-elected), but i would totally try to make sure my schedule allowed for me taking up kids on something like that once a month or so. small stuff like that sticks with kids. one time when the mtv beach house was in seaside prior to the whole current jersey shore thing carson daly took a copy of the casette of my then crappy high school band was handing out and went inside saying "i'll go check it out" then walked back out. we figured he just chucked it in a waste basket or something, but then it proceeded to come blaring out of the house's pa speakers. it was one of the greatest moments of our 15 year old lives and about 15 years later i'm still ranting about it telling people how cool he was cuz of it.

it would have been too cool if clinton just rolled up to my grandma's house all "sup, tillie?  i heard you make the best pasta sauce in the world."

that carson daly bit is fucking awesome.

[iron naden]

that carson daly bit is fucking awesome.

[zack]

We get it, Chadd, kids are fucking stupid.

[Harry Hijinks]

You and me both, Todd.

Two peas in a pod.

this is like the grossest pea ever. like a poo pea

[kelly lynn]

These have to be really, really young kids. Either that, or their handwriting, spelling, and spacing is like three years behind where it should be.

Also, somebody is going to have to tell that poor girl that most of the Beatles are dead. But yes, that whole part where she says "even my dad likes your music!" is really funny.

[jettrocks]

I wrote Jerry Rice when I was a kid. I was sent back an awesome autographed picture.

i went to elementary school with a kid named xavier who wore bow ties and had a sweet afro.  the sporty kids were talking about how much they loved jerry rice one day (and i believe one had written him a letter). 

xavier, who these kids bullied, hilariously piped up that jerry rice was his uncle.  they all made fun of him.

for show and tell he brought a family photo with Jerry Rice in it and then all those kids tried to be his best friend.  He had none of it.  he ruled.

[hasblueshoes]

These have to be really, really young kids. Either that, or their handwriting, spelling, and spacing is like three years behind where it should be.

Also, somebody is going to have to tell that poor girl that most of the Beatles are dead. But yes, that whole part where she says "even my dad likes your music!" is really funny.

Someone will have to tell her.  Preferably after most of the Beatles are dead.  Right now, most are neither dead nor alive.  They are dead in equal amounts to alive!  Pretty much anyway you slice it.

[Chris Fabulous]

Someone will have to tell her.  Preferably after most of the Beatles are dead.  Right now, most are neither dead nor alive.  They are dead in equal amounts to alive!  Pretty much anyway you slice it.

Ringo is more dead than alive at this point.

Ringo Starr: No more fan mail

[Halloween_House]

I like the idea of these being letters written by 7th graders and the future of America is fucked.

[hasblueshoes]

Wait, maybe Kelly is a believer in the whole "Faul" conspiracy.