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what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« on: February 01, 2012, 05:03:44 PM »
Like, would you casually walk up to her and take a picture? Or play pocket pool from a distant as you imagine plowing her/him? Have any of you guys met any porn stars?

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 05:04:22 PM »
who the fuck has a favotite porn star?  how boring.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 05:05:59 PM »
I agree. having a favotit porn star is bonetally whoring.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:05 PM »
silly.  go say hi!  You might get lucky!
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:20 PM »
I'd probably just get my picture taken and then post it on facebook.
But I don't have a favorite, just a few I'd might recognize in person.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:27 PM »
I know what Tahoe, Rudy and BillyMtx did...
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:38 PM »
if you cant wqhatadilly whackadoo to pics of cheeseclotyh, then like what the fuckinoid, fiero?

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:51 PM »
I agree. having a favotit porn star is bonetally whoring.

titally boreing?
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:56 PM »
I would ask his handler if I could sit on him for a picture and post it on my food blog.

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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2012, 05:21:53 PM »
I did a zine back in college and right after graduation my buddy was moving to Las Vegas because that's where his parents moved after high school so I drove out there with him and stayed for a week, which also coincided with the Adult Entertainment Expo. I somehow used my zine to get a press pass for the convention and met a ton of porn stars and it ruled. It was a pretty sweet first trip to Vegas. Some porn star even gave me passes to some private party, but it was happening the night after I was leaving so I gave them to two random dudes from Colorado. They were psyched.

I also had Larry Flint sign a copy of Hustler for me.

Oh yeah, and I had some gay porn star sign an autographed picture for my buddy and since he was staying with his parents out there I guess he accidentally left the picture laying next to his bed and his mom found it and freaked out.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 05:29:35 PM »
I don't have a favorite porn star, but I'd probably just walk up to her and start a conversation.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2012, 05:58:26 PM »
ask for a date
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2012, 06:00:40 PM »
i'd pull a bangbros, ask her if she wanted to come back to my apartment model casually for some cash and turn it into a full ass to mouth session.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2012, 06:00:53 PM »
Who doesn't have a favourite?!

Kacey is mine. The brunette.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2012, 06:02:36 PM »
i'd pull a bangbros, ask her if she wanted to come back to my apartment model casually for some cash and turn it into a full ass to mouth session.

fart hammer?
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2012, 06:18:34 PM »
haha fart hammer works. oh and lisa ann is definitely my favorite pornstar.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2012, 06:21:16 PM »
bibi jones has become a favorite due to her interviews on howard and her ridiculous conversation on the nick and artie show the other day.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2012, 06:26:19 PM »
i worked on a pro wrestling show that Jasmin St. Claire was managing another wrestler on.  i didn't say anything to her though.  she was gross.

i should mention i don't really have a favorite porn star, but she certainly would fall well beneath any sort of that title.
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2012, 06:29:11 PM »
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2012, 06:31:04 PM »
I would probably just walk up to Sasha Grey and talk to her.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2012, 06:31:25 PM »
noah, how's the nick and artie show? and where can i listen to it?

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2012, 06:32:07 PM »
haha fart hammer works. oh and lisa ann is definitely my favorite pornstar.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2012, 06:36:32 PM »
I know what Tahoe, Rudy and BillyMtx did...
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2012, 06:59:20 PM »
I'd buy him a beer.
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