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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2012, 07:16:36 PM »
I'd go straight for the genitals.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2012, 09:28:44 PM »
noah, how's the nick and artie show? and where can i listen to it?


Its great, I've been listening to it since it began. It is loosely a sports show but it is way more comedy. You can subscribe through iTunes. WWW.NICKANDARTIE.COM

Also, if you are going to start listening I'd recommend starting next week since this week they are doing live shows in Indianapolis for the Super Bowl and it isn't as great.

Artie is playing Carolines on the 18th and 19th would you be interested in going to one of those?
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2012, 09:33:57 PM »
Whenever I listened, it was really sports heavy.
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2012, 09:39:52 PM »
Whenever I listened, it was really sports heavy.

Nick gets carried away with his college football. Artie just makes obscure baseball references from the 80s. I can't wait until all this football nonsense is over and they start talking about baseball full time.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2012, 09:42:54 PM »
I doubt I'll ever listen to that show. I'm just glad Artie isn't dead.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2012, 09:44:22 PM »
Nick gets carried away with his college football. Artie just makes obscure baseball references from the 80s. I can't wait until all this football nonsense is over and they start talking about baseball full time.

I enjoy Artie making obscure references, cause I know I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.

It'd be awesome if they ever talked about hockey.  Ever.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2012, 09:46:36 PM »
I for one am glad that Artie's not dead

But I won't be surprised is his obit reads "Massive amounts of cocaine"

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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2012, 09:52:42 PM »
I enjoy Artie making obscure references, cause I know I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.

It'd be awesome if they ever talked about hockey.  Ever.

Have you not heard Artie's Don Cherry impersonation? I cry every time he does it. They say they are going to go to a Devils / Bruins game at some point this season.
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2012, 09:55:53 PM »
Have you not heard Artie's Don Cherry impersonation? I cry every time he does it. They say they are going to go to a Devils / Bruins game at some point this season.

Haven't heard it.  Have to.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2012, 10:03:11 PM »
I'd apologize for running into them and if I knocked them over I'd help pick them up.

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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2012, 10:04:57 PM »
I'd apologize for running into them and if I knocked them over I'd help pick them up.

correct answer was "back up and run into them again".
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2012, 10:25:22 PM »
Its great, I've been listening to it since it began. It is loosely a sports show but it is way more comedy. You can subscribe through iTunes. WWW.NICKANDARTIE.COM

Also, if you are going to start listening I'd recommend starting next week since this week they are doing live shows in Indianapolis for the Super Bowl and it isn't as great.

Artie is playing Carolines on the 18th and 19th would you be interested in going to one of those?


nice i'l check it out and i'd be into going on the 18th. i could see it being sold out though.

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« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2012, 10:28:01 PM »
nice i'l check it out and i'd be into going on the 18th. i could see it being sold out though.

doubt it'll sell out, he is doing two shows each night.
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2012, 03:25:42 AM »
the best porn stars are the ones that get naked.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2012, 02:24:54 PM »
The same thing I do when I see people in bands that I like: probably nothing. I expect I'd have even less in common with a porn star than I would someone in one of my favorite bands, so that adds to it. I've heard that Lexi Belle (not sure if that's the right spelling - not gonna Google her at work) likes punk rock, though, so...

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2012, 03:08:47 PM »
tell them i'm a fan and see if i could get a hug or at least a handshake out of it and probably leave it at that. it's not like when you run into a musician or author or athlete you admire and rant about a favorite work of theirs. telling somebody "this album/series of albums of yours changed my life. this lyric in particular" is very different than telling somebody "umm thanks for letting somebody record and distribute footage of you getting your boobs ejaculated on. i enjoy watching it".
and it feels like punishment, but i don't know what for.

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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2012, 03:09:21 PM »
correct answer was "back up and run into them again, and again, and again..."
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Re: what would you do if you ran into your favorite porn star?
« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2012, 06:22:05 AM »
The same thing I do when I see people in bands that I like: probably nothing. I expect I'd have even less in common with a porn star than I would someone in one of my favorite bands, so that adds to it. I've heard that Lexi Belle (not sure if that's the right spelling - not gonna Google her at work) likes punk rock, though, so...
She does? oh man!