Author Topic: Burying Billy in a pizza eating contest,warming up for the fest. (Read 268 times)

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:33:17 PM »

Quote from: Chris_Grivet on May 01, 2006, 03:31:29 PM

Eh?

The contest would be over when you finish the pie first.

Oh, I missed that part. What if it's a tie?

m welch · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Pete_Repellent on May 01, 2006, 03:33:17 PM

Oh, I missed that part. What if it's a tie?

It's keep eating until someone gives in and quits. That's the rules.

m welch

billy · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:36:18 PM »

Quote from: Pete_Repellent on May 01, 2006, 03:30:08 PM

I want there to be a time frame involved as well. If we were just given a certain amount of pizza to eat,I would be calling in to work the next day,because I would just keep eating.

Dude, you are such a lying sack of shit. You know that your only chance is to limit the overall quantity with your BS "time limit" to ensure that you have SOME chance of not being totally destroyed.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:36:21 PM »

Quote from: mwelch on May 01, 2006, 03:33:54 PM

It's keep eating until someone gives in and quits. That's the rules.

m welch

Them maybe I better get 4 pizza's. I have a feeling this is going to go into overtime. Will I get disqualified if I punch Billy in the nuts halfway through?

billy · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:37:16 PM »

Quote from: mwelch on May 01, 2006, 03:33:54 PM

It's keep eating until someone gives in and quits. That's the rules.

m welch

I agree - it's gotta be eat until you can't eat no mo, yo?

4 pizzas is a good idea.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:37:50 PM »

Quote from: billy on May 01, 2006, 03:36:18 PM

Dude, you are such a lying sack of shit. You know that your only chance is to limit the overall quantity with your BS "time limit" to ensure that you have SOME chance of not being totally destroyed.

First one to finish their pizza win's. How do you like that BITCH!!!!! We should change the rule's too. How about you have to do a jagerbomb after every slice? Let's get EXTREME, hahahahahahahahaha.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:38:28 PM »

Quote from: billy on May 01, 2006, 03:37:16 PM

I agree - it's gotta be eat until you can't eat no mo, yo?

4 pizzas is a good idea.

Just remember, I will cheat my ass off. I am a lying,cheating,stealing son of a bitch. I need to go buy some syrup of Ipecac.

billy · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Pete_Repellent on May 01, 2006, 03:38:28 PM

Just remember, I will cheat my ass off. I am a lying,cheating,stealing son of a bitch.

In that case, I'd like to propose a "any slice of pizza that touches someone's genitals must be eaten by the owner of said genitals" rule.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:42:47 PM »

Quote from: billy on May 01, 2006, 03:41:03 PM

In that case, I'd like to propose a "any slice of pizza that touches someone's genitals must be eaten by the owner of said genitals" rule.

You need to prove it. The burns on my balls from rubbing the pizza all over them are not admissable as evidence.

PatTermite · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2006, 04:04:58 PM »

I can eat about 14-16 slices of pizza, but I would have to starve myself all day and the contest would have to be in the evening.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #35 on:** August 31, 2007, 09:56:50 AM »

Damn. I remember smoking you in this,but we forgot to post the results.

billy · « **Reply #36 on:** August 31, 2007, 09:58:07 AM »

Quote from: Pete_Repellent on August 31, 2007, 09:56:50 AM

Damn. I remember smoking you in this,but we forgot to post the results.

LIES! You totally bitched out, remember?!?

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #37 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:00:33 AM »

Quote from: billy on August 31, 2007, 09:58:07 AM

LIES! You totally bitched out, remember?!?

I don't remember this at all. I remember having the contest,and after about 6 slices of pizza,you went to the bathroom. I went to check on you,and you were wailing in there. I felt bad,so I called off the contest.

billy · « **Reply #38 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:02:42 AM »

Quote from: Pete_Repellent on August 31, 2007, 10:00:33 AM

I don't remember this at all. I remember having the contest,and after about 6 slices of pizza,you went to the bathroom. I went to check on you,and you were wailing in there. I felt bad,so I called off the contest.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are so full of shit, dude.

JimJerseyBeat · « **Reply #39 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:05:25 AM »

I had pizza on Bleecker St. last night. It was very expensive and not very good.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #40 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:09:09 AM »

Quote from: billy on August 31, 2007, 10:02:42 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are so full of shit, dude.

Well maybe not wailing. More like blubbering.

Pete_Repellent · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:10:31 AM »

Quote from: JimJerseyBeat on August 31, 2007, 10:05:25 AM

I had pizza on Bleecker St. last night. It was very expensive and not very good.

I had Pepe's last night. We had a coupon for $10 off. The lady said it was dine in only. It didn't say that on the coupon. Simple81 went in there and they gave us the 10 bucks off.

BenTM · « **Reply #42 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Pete_Repellent on August 31, 2007, 10:10:31 AM

I had Pepe's last night. We had a coupon for $10 off. The lady said it was dine in only. It didn't say that on the coupon. Simple81 went in there and they gave us the 10 bucks off.

Bitch slap?