Author Topic: Hypothetical question.... (Read 699 times)

Alex-F-Word · « **on:** October 15, 2003, 09:22:46 PM »

So say you are a reasonably unnatractive young man and you have a very very very attractive lady friend, and there is a mutual interest (for some reason she finds your ugly ass very attractive.) And homecoming is on Saturday, and she wants you to come over to watch movies at her house on Saturday (instead of homecoming.) And you are going to dress up like homecoming (because dressing up is the only good thing about dances) and hang out all night (you are the first guy her mom has ever allowed out in her room above the garage way aways from the house, and also invited to spend the night in one of the spare rooms.)

What movies do you watch?

rex · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2003, 09:33:59 PM »

Quentin Tarantino movies.

And don't fuck around with those Cohen faggots cuz their movies suck a big fat dick.

rex.

PS. Really, I'd watch something fun and lighthearted, like an Adam Sandler movie or something. They suck, so you don't have to jerk around with her watching the movie and not focusing on you PLUS girls find Adam Sandler cute and unthreatening. Of course, I would bring Return of the Living Dead, Audition, and Halloween, but I'm fucking stupid and already have a sexy lady. WHOO HOOOOOOOOOO.

Alex-F-Word · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:07:23 PM »

actually! We already decided we were watching The Wedding Singer! She also wanted to see Pulp Fiction (which I had no idea was Tarantino till like 2 minutes ago because I know nothing about movies.)

So far so good!

(I get done with PSATS at 12:30 and then go to her house at 1:00, I'm gonna be there for at least 12 hours, that only accounts for 2 hours! HELP!)

ChristCrusher · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:52:37 PM »

Dude!
Go get some! and yeah, Say Anything...that movie kills the ladies. And don't worry about why she likes you.....questioning the actions of your enemy will get you KILLED in war! just get in there, have a good time...and don't be afraid to make a move just because you're ugly and she's hot!

jenn cant dance · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:58:20 PM »

As a lady, I must agree with Say Anything...or anything with John Cusack, really. High Fidelity would be really good as well, maybe even better.

And Chasing Amy. Personally, I think it's a dreadful movie, but it could easily spark some sex-talk? And lots of people like it...especially girlpeople.

Alex-F-Word · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2003, 11:00:55 PM »

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As a lady, I must agree with Say Anything...or anything with John Cusack, really. High Fidelity would be really good as well, maybe even better.

And Chasing Amy. Personally, I think it's a dreadful movie, but it could easily spark some sex-talk? And lots of people like it...especially girlpeople.

We've both seen High Fidelity, but it was an option. I saw Chasing Amy and hated it with all my heart. And if you are actually looking to spark sex talk the best movie (as we should all know) is Don Juan DeMarco. Which we've already watched twice

p.s. this isn't a desprate ass getting attempt really, because if she's interested she'll let me know, and if she isn't she won't have any of this foolishness (not implying this goes for all the ladies but she is the kind of girl that will grab your package if she wants you and kick you to the curb if you get fresh and she isn't hip to that)

ChristCrusher · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2003, 11:01:04 PM »

Yeah, John Cusak!!! Even shitty movies hes in like Serendipity work! oh yeah, I've never seen Amelie with a girl without getting some action! try that one!

Johnny_Misfit · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2003, 11:18:24 PM »

heres what you do friend,
pop in rushmore, we all love it and its a good start to making out, why cuz we all seen it 1000 times and its got that underlying lover story childish thing going on.
then you watch the goonies, weve all seen it 1000 times, its old and slow and childish, thats when you make the move, when it gets boring you go for what ever you feel like doing.
dont eat popcorn as it will get stuck in your teeth, and dont drink soda, the sugar makes your breath smell since it rots your mouth from the inside out.
anymore question, email me.
peas, and good luck.

johnny 'rushmore' misfit

lucas · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2003, 01:42:04 AM »

say anything is totally the correct answer... good work, whoever said that...

kelly lynn · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2003, 06:52:00 AM »

and if all those heart-wrenching, feel-sorry-for-john-cusack movies don't work, having her bury her face in your chest during a horror movie might not be a bad idea.

Pop_Sounds · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:14:55 AM »

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this isn't a desprate ass getting attempt really, because if she's interested she'll let me know

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

we're talking about girls right?

freecable · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:26:16 AM »

any horror-sci-fi movie. I recommend aliens.

don't watch a john cusack movie cause hes surely funnier than you are and makes you look dimwitted. and hi-fidelity has jack black so you're fucked twice.

Judy_Relapse · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:20:19 AM »

Porn.

xoxo,
Judy

Alex-F-Word · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:27:54 AM »

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

we're talking about girls right?

Need I clarify this more? She is one of those real popular trendy girls, and she's super confident (because she knows she can have any guy she wants to) and she is super obvious when she wants somebody.

Besides if this was an ass getting attempt I certainly wouldn't drag my friend into this, cuz that could only complicate our friendship and we don't want any of that. Anyways ass getting is not an issue for me, I had a girl tell me the other day she was going to forcibly give me head (if I didn't just give up and let her have me

), because she enjoyed giving it more than the guys like recieving it. And have this bi chick and her girlfriend have been hitting on me supremely for a week and they actually just flat out told me they wanted me come over, smoke some bowls, and mess around.

But those girls are worthless to me and I told them all what's up with this one girl and they all got off my case. Because they may be fleabags, but they understand what it's like to really dig someone, especially a girl like this. And besides the "head" girl has a really bad track record, her whole family has gotten pregnant at (or before) age 16 (well except for the ones with penises.)

Also I don't do scary movies, and she really digs them, I think she was planning on us watching one so that I could burry my face in HER chest

Whoa_Oh · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:54:09 AM »

The Princess Bride

or just put on the Godfather parts 1-3 (even though 3 sucked) that will kill the entire 12 hours right there.

Marty_McFly · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2003, 09:13:46 AM »

After you are done watching the sappy date movies make sure you have classics such as Romancing the Bone, On Golden Blonde and Thighs Wide Open available.

Kamarta_the_Ugand · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2003, 09:16:44 AM »

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Porn.

xoxo,
Judy

You read my mind.

Make sure it's one of those films directed by a woman, though.

Alex-F-Word · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2003, 04:36:46 PM »

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The Princess Bride

or just put on the Godfather parts 1-3 (even though 3 sucked) that will kill the entire 12 hours right there.

I thought about the Godfather (only because she hasn't seen any of those movies, but I'm pretty sure that would bore her to death though.)

Lindsay · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:33:11 PM »

as a girl i would agree with
Say Anything
Amelie

definatly sexellent films

you didnt like Chasing Amy?! what's going on here!
Kevin Smith = Genious
oh yeah i have PSAT's on saturday too. where are you taking them?

Matt · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:13:01 PM »

If you're trying to sex this girl up, I'd recommend watching Wild Things.

Also -- 12 hours? Dude. That's a little much... I'd also recommend keeping the date a little on the shorter and sweeter side.

Brendan · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:50:38 PM »

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davegargamel · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2003, 11:03:26 PM »

Ok, just to clarify--you're asking a group of losers that spend waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on the internet for advice and how to swoon the ladies?

Jeesh, better to ask a fatman (Curticus) how to lose weight.

*sidenote*
This group of losers includes myself, so please don't start puffin' up and talking about how cool you really are.

rex · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2003, 12:21:57 AM »

Dude, I gave good, sound advice, as opposed to these fucking morons that keep using the joke of "porn" over and over. Guess what, dudes...it wasn't funny the first time and it isn't funny now. Give up living, shitbags.

As for me, I scored a very sexy, intelligent, amazing lady, so I gotta have SOME good advice, right? RIGHT?

Okay, I don't....

Girls, as a fact, HATE Kevin Smith films. The only girls that enjoy them are gross and manly. Don't go with Kevin Smith. Well, unless this girl is gross, manly, and loves comic books. In that case, kill yourself immediately and avoid this embarassment.

Instead, get yourself a little movie called Foot Loose and watch the love roooooll in. Or, if that's too GAY for your tastes (and it easily COULD be), go with a different musical...perhaps "Chicago" as a more modern one, or my choice, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everyone loves Rocky!

rex.

davegargamel · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2003, 12:26:13 AM »

You know, Alex, I just had a thought--
Does it really matter what movie you watch with your blow up doll?

Marty_McFly · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2003, 09:35:36 AM »

All of the above answers are incorrect.

Dirty Dancing is the movie you should be watching.

Author Topic: Hypothetical question.... (Read 699 times)

Alex-F-Word

Alex-F-Word

Alex-F-Word

Pop_Sounds

Alex-F-Word

Marty_McFly

Kamarta_the_Ugand

Alex-F-Word

Lindsay

Brendan

Marty_McFly