Hypothetical question....

[Alex-F-Word]

You know, Alex, I just had a thought--
Does it really matter what movie you watch with your blow up doll?

Jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery.  

That being said, thanks! asshole...  

[Alex-F-Word]

as a girl i would agree with
Say Anything
Amelie

definatly sexellent films

you didnt like Chasing Amy?! what's going on here!
Kevin Smith = Genious
oh yeah i have PSAT's on saturday too. where are you taking them?

I hated Chasing Amy with all my heart.  I thought it was the stupidest crap I had ever seen!

I'm taking them at school...
no seriously though are you a Corvallis (that's the city I live in) kid too?!?!?  Or is saturday the nation wide PSAT day?

if you are a corvallis kid (seriously doubt it though) we need to hang sometime, cuz nobody lives here!!!

[Alex-F-Word]

Alright this is what we finally ended up watching:

Rat Race
The Wedding Singer
The Ring
Beauty and The Beast

We were gonna watch Kujo (spelling?) and Training Day too but we couldn't get them because of that bitch at the video store!  Decree #1 (for when I'm king of the world of course) there will be no movie ratings, for that is as close as you can possibly come to censoring something without actually changing the content.  i'm not implying that you should let your 6 year old watch Training Day or something, but holy jeez I was honest with the lady at the counter and told her my predicament, and she's just like that stick in the ass bank teller (I hate those people. and I'm convinced that it's only chicks that do this, they get all paranoid about loosing their job for doing the right thing.)  It's not like she was gonna go to jail for renting two Rated R movies to a 16 year old a 17 year old and an 18 year old.  In fact the only reason we had this problem was because the girls didn't have their ID.  So we had to go from my account.  Fucking bullshit video stores!

[Lady_Death]

why you unattractive?
...

get some... like... face tattoos.

[Lindsay]

damn 4 movies. but the question is: did you end up sleeping with her or not?

[Lindsay]

oh yeah and i dont live in SomeCrazyName county. i live in Dc. i guess all the PSAT's were on the same day. insanity.

[Alex-F-Word]

damn 4 movies. but the question is: did you end up sleeping with her or not?

No, I didn't really have much intent to, however it would have been swell if it happened!

And that's crazyness about the PSAT's!  How do you think you did?  I did alright, but the bitchy old lady that was administering the test was sitting right behind me having a huge fucking conversation while I was trying to take the first math section.  I wanted to shoot her, but I had to leave my gun under the desk...

[Nicole]

rat race was swell

[Alex-F-Word]

OoOoOo! Today I went to her house and we watched Newsies!  What a cool motion picture!

[davegargamel]

Jesus age christ on a crutch...just lay the girl and get it over with.  If your idea of romancin' a chick is to bury her with movies, I feel bad for you.

Slip a roofie in her drink and get it over with for the love of Pete.

[Alex-F-Word]

I can't sit through movies all the time, just the same way she has a hard time sitting through a 5 minute song.  Movies are her thing, but I get to drag her to the beanery and watch my friends when they play shows.

p.s. you are the lowest life form on the planet

[Lady_Death]

Jesus age christ on a crutch...just lay the girl and get it over with.  If your idea of romancin' a chick is to bury her with movies, I feel bad for you.

Slip a roofie in her drink and get it over with for the love of Pete.

this = funny.

maybe you should just get those face tattoos done?

you seem like a pretty cool guy, i dont know why you would need movies... shed probably like you better if you just hung out and talked... or played monopoly!!! (perhaps disregarding that last idea would be slightly more successful than taking action)

[Curticus]

Jeesh, better to ask a fatman (Curticus) how to lose weight.

You sonofabitch! I'm not fat. I'm husky.