The best recent Philly Boy call was during the Freddie Danielson bachelor party. Roy was telling Freddie he should have gone to some specific strip club in Philly.
It went something like this:
Roy: Yeah, Roy Jr. and I went down there a few weeks ago.
Tom: Wait, isn't Roy Jr. like 15? You took him to a strip club?
Roy: No, he took me! I'd never even heard of it before! The girls there were smoking!
Tom: Really, you liked them then?
Roy: No, literally, they were smoking. One of them burned me.
Tom: They were smoking cigarettes while they stripped?
Roy: It was a cigar.