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a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« on: June 01, 2007, 03:17:52 PM »
You know when Ralph Wiggum says "Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a viking"

I think I've been misinterpreted that joke for my whole life.  Here was my interpretation:  I assumed that "viking" was a figure of speech I'd never heard, that was synonymous with "pioneer" or "groundbreaker".  So I always thought the joke was that Ralph was basically saying "Sleep is an area in which I excel".  I never thought much of the joke, mostly because (I thought) it was based on a figure of speech I wasn't familiar with.

But I was just thinking about this joke, and I realized he probably meant that he has dreams about being a viking (in a literal sense), and he can't wait to go to sleep so he can be a viking again.  That's way funnier.  I am retarded.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 03:18:43 PM »
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 03:20:37 PM »
You know when Ralph Wiggum says "Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a viking"

I think I've been misinterpreted that joke for my whole life.  Here was my interpretation:  I assumed that "viking" was a figure of speech I'd never heard, that was synonymous with "pioneer" or "groundbreaker".  So I always thought the joke was that Ralph was basically saying "Sleep is an area in which I excel".  I never thought much of the joke, mostly because (I thought) it was based on a figure of speech I wasn't familiar with.

But I was just thinking about this joke, and I realized he probably meant that he has dreams about being a viking (in a literal sense), and he can't wait to go to sleep so he can be a viking again.  That's way funnier.  I am retarded.

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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 03:22:09 PM »
hahaha, I'm still having trouble wrapping my mind around the "new" point of the joke.  I thought the other thing for SO long.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 03:22:16 PM »
You know when Ralph Wiggum says "Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a viking"

I think I've been misinterpreted that joke for my whole life.  Here was my interpretation:  I assumed that "viking" was a figure of speech I'd never heard, that was synonymous with "pioneer" or "groundbreaker".  So I always thought the joke was that Ralph was basically saying "Sleep is an area in which I excel".  I never thought much of the joke, mostly because (I thought) it was based on a figure of speech I wasn't familiar with.

But I was just thinking about this joke, and I realized he probably meant that he has dreams about being a viking (in a literal sense), and he can't wait to go to sleep so he can be a viking again.  That's way funnier.  I am retarded.




hahahahahaha.....you're still wrong.

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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 03:23:20 PM »
my favorite part is that your mind was thoroughly blown by RALPH WIGGUM
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 03:23:29 PM »



hahahahahaha.....you're still wrong.

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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 03:23:41 PM »
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 03:24:39 PM »
um, are you sure you're right now? 
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 03:25:38 PM »
um, are you sure you're right now? 

As soon as it occured to me, I was almost immediately sure that the "new" interpretation is correct.  Right, guys?
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2007, 03:26:15 PM »
Understanding jokes is obviously not an area in which Chadd is a viking.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2007, 03:27:01 PM »
Understanding jokes is obviously not an area in which Chadd is a viking.

hahaha, oh man now I'm so confused.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 03:28:26 PM »
Chris, sometimes life is easy.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 03:29:25 PM »
Ralph Wiggum once said "My cat's breath smells like cat food." For years I thought he was saying "My cat's breath smells like cat, food" thereby implying that the cat's breath smells like the cat itself and addressing the person he was talking to as "food." Not all that funny. But now, this thread is making me reconsider.


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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 03:29:38 PM »
i misunderstood the "i have a drinking problem" joke in airplane for WAY too long. i kept thinking... i just don't get it, he's drinking water!

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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 03:30:23 PM »
As soon as it occured to me, I was almost immediately sure that the "new" interpretation is correct.  Right, guys?

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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 03:30:47 PM »
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 03:33:18 PM »
i misunderstood the "i have a drinking problem" joke in airplane for WAY too long. i kept thinking... i just don't get it, he's drinking water!


wow. we might need to compile a jokepedia for all you poor souls.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2007, 03:33:52 PM »
You know when Ralph Wiggum says "Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a viking"

I think I've been misinterpreted that joke for my whole life.  Here was my interpretation:  I assumed that "viking" was a figure of speech I'd never heard, that was synonymous with "pioneer" or "groundbreaker".  So I always thought the joke was that Ralph was basically saying "Sleep is an area in which I excel".  I never thought much of the joke, mostly because (I thought) it was based on a figure of speech I wasn't familiar with.

But I was just thinking about this joke, and I realized he probably meant that he has dreams about being a viking (in a literal sense), and he can't wait to go to sleep so he can be a viking again.  That's way funnier.  I am retarded.
reading this again , is so crazy .. Chadd you're nuts.
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Re: a Simpsons joke I have misunderstood for like 10 years
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2007, 03:34:39 PM »

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