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Re: Here's a funny story.
« Reply #50 on: June 08, 2007, 11:15:58 AM »
Oh...and they realy did prosecute him as a mass killer and a homeless man. Indiana : State V. Berlin 1991

Where's the best place to look this up? This is a neat little clue.

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« Reply #51 on: June 08, 2007, 11:22:32 AM »
Where's the best place to look this up? This is a neat little clue.

Westlaw or Lexis, which I don't have access to anymore. Anyone a current law student?  I vaguely remeber trying to look it up back when I did have them, and not finding anything really interesting...
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« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2007, 11:23:02 AM »
Wait until Jenna logs on.  She has access to that stuff, right?
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« Reply #53 on: June 08, 2007, 11:23:57 AM »
Also, i didn't know you could be prosecuted as a homeless man.

Could be shorthand for vagrancy or loitering charges.
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« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2007, 11:24:48 AM »
Could be shorthand for vagrancy or loitering charges.

"Sir you're under arrest for Mass Murder. Um, also loitering."
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« Reply #55 on: June 08, 2007, 12:36:13 PM »
"Sir you're under arrest for Mass Murder. Um, also loitering."

the loitering charge will be dropped in the plea agreement
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« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2007, 12:43:59 PM »
Westlaw or Lexis, which I don't have access to anymore. Anyone a current law student?  I vaguely remeber trying to look it up back when I did have them, and not finding anything really interesting...

Really? Is it common for law firms to not have access to that kinda stuff? seems like it would be a valuable resource.

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« Reply #57 on: June 08, 2007, 12:46:21 PM »
Really? Is it common for law firms to not have access to that kinda stuff? seems like it would be a valuable resource.

I'm sure they do have it, but they don't give it to me.

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« Reply #58 on: June 08, 2007, 12:49:14 PM »
Wait until Jenna logs on.  She has access to that stuff, right?

No, we don't use it here.  I had it while I was in school.

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« Reply #59 on: June 08, 2007, 12:56:01 PM »
I'm sure they do have it, but they don't give it to me.

seems like they don't consider YOU a valuable resource.

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« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2007, 12:56:41 PM »
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« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2007, 12:57:19 PM »
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« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2007, 12:59:04 PM »
I played around with the keywords and date range in regular Nexis to try and find a news article, but didn't have any luck. One would think a murder charge would turn up some press coverage.

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« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2007, 01:01:52 PM »
I've beeen PPMB-less for the last few weeks.  But man.. this is certainly an awesome way to be welcomed back!

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« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2007, 01:11:54 PM »
seems like they don't consider YOU a valuable resource.

Hmmm, I have no idea why they wouldn't.



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« Reply #65 on: June 08, 2007, 01:25:11 PM »
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By using his amazing telepathic abilities to help the police capture a serial killer, Danny Rollins, Rudi had put himself in great risk of spending the rest of his life in prison. As it was he served a year behind bars during which time he was beaten and set on fire by the inmates who were told by a police officer that he was a killer who stalked and murdered women.



The exact moment of Master Rudi's departure from Logansport State Mental Hospital was recorded at his insistence in the Court records at the time of his commitment. That date was February the 14th, 1993 at 12:01 A.M. (Valentines' Day); twenty years to the day that he had been ordained Exorcist to the Bishop of Rome. On that night the sky over Indiana was comprised of a configuration of stars and planets that had not made an appearance in over a thousand years. That exact configuration is in the REM poster at the top of this page.

The only way you will ever know that is by faith or by attending a planetarium and asking them to set the stars and planets to that date on the ceiling above your head; kind of like they did in the movie! Take a banana with you in case you get hungry.

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« Reply #66 on: June 08, 2007, 02:25:05 PM »
I'm always game for sound advice.

STOP GOING TO HIS WEB PAGE!

He reads minds.

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« Reply #67 on: June 08, 2007, 02:30:16 PM »
STOP GOING TO HIS WEB PAGE!

He reads minds.


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« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2007, 02:32:46 PM »

He'll kill us all.

So if a strange man materializes out of no where (probably by surfing the space-time continuum) in my room tonight while I'm sleeping I should blame you for bringing this down upon us?
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« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2007, 12:25:21 AM »
OK...yes the number of hits to my website triggered the response.

Yes...Mel Gibson will confirm his attack on Cruises claim the movie MINORITY was based on some truth.

Glad you find me entertaining. I do this as a stage production if we have any brave sponsors out there.

Yes...keep going back until you solve the puzzle.

Yes...I gave Lucas the story as a kind of Zen Joke. More of a computer program that I knew he would inject into the consciousness of man and by his doubts he would create a phenomena...how am I doing so far?

Yes...I am dying and have been given 6 months to a year and then you will no longer be assaulted by the CIA-STARGATE site. In fact...it will be as if I never existed. No web sites; No court records...not even a birth certificate ( seems the Queen Of Angels hospital where I was born to a runaway teenager burnt to the ground)

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« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2007, 12:42:16 AM »
OK...yes the number of hits to my website triggered the response.

Yes...Mel Gibson will confirm his attack on Cruises claim the movie MINORITY was based on some truth.

Glad you find me entertaining. I do this as a stage production if we have any brave sponsors out there.

Yes...keep going back until you solve the puzzle.

Yes...I gave Lucas the story as a kind of Zen Joke. More of a computer program that I knew he would inject into the consciousness of man and by his doubts he would create a phenomena...how am I doing so far?

Yes...I am dying and have been given 6 months to a year and then you will no longer be assaulted by the CIA-STARGATE site. In fact...it will be as if I never existed. No web sites; No court records...not even a birth certificate ( seems the Queen Of Angels hospital where I was born to a runaway teenager burnt to the ground)

ASll I really have to say in passing is




Have you heard of this Fest we are having?  I think we could find you a time slot.

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« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2007, 03:40:44 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2007, 12:21:43 AM »
This just keeps getting better and better!
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« Reply #73 on: June 10, 2007, 12:24:24 AM »
"So Long and thanks for all the fish!"

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« Reply #74 on: June 10, 2007, 12:33:19 AM »
"So Long and thanks for all the fish!"


I call the little circle the butt hole.  That's where the poop comes out.