Only on a Punk Bored could I get away with this.
It's OK, Mel...I'm just communicating.
You will need A LARGE CUCUMBER (something challenging).
A stick of butter, a spoon and a MICROWAVE oven.
Cut the end off the CUKE and hollow it out with the spoon.
Stick the CUKE in a microwave for 90 seconds.
Stick the butter in a body cavity. (preferably your partners)
Stick the CUKE on the end of a penis. (be careful or you will parbroil your nuts)
Insert hot CUKE on a shaft into buttered vagina (or whatever)
HANG ON...it is going to be an experience.
Every woman becomes a virgin again and every man is hung like the total stud.
Solves FATTY sex problems as well.
The CUKE suctions to a penis when you heat it.
This is hysterical..once you have gone CUKE you will never go back and your friends will always eye their salads with suspicion when you invite them over to dinner.
Go to
www.cia-stargate.org and click on College Campus Tour for more.
Sincerely...Jesuit Master
PS...don't tell Mel about this...he has plenty on his plate withoput the salad LOL
