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PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« on: June 15, 2007, 02:18:33 PM »
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 02:19:41 PM »
its friday , only another adam will be on...
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 02:28:30 PM »
I anxiously await the Master's return.

I thought he was tethered to some sort of machine, but nevermind.

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 02:39:26 PM »
its friday , only another adam will be on...
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Chadd:
"You CAN'T outgrow whimsy!!"
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"Carla will be dead before your mom from MS.  Do you want that on your soul? "   rex.
 [quote Phrank] how scary would it be if pictures changed into mirrors when you looked at them!  [/quote]

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 02:40:32 PM »
I'm beginning to think jesuit master writes for the news, because this is just like when they say, "Something you're doing right now may kill you.  Details at 11."
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2007, 02:41:01 PM »
I'm beginning to think jesuit master writes for the news, because this is just like when they say, "Something you're doing right now may kill you.  Details at 11."
And by 11, you're dead, baby.
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2007, 02:41:34 PM »
And by 11, you're dead, baby.

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2007, 03:21:26 PM »
this fucking guy annoys me.  i now understand grivet.
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 04:08:37 PM »
I'm beginning to think jesuit master writes for the news, because this is just like when they say, "Something you're doing right now may kill you.  Details at 11."

If you could have only heard the schizophrenic's I worked with at the state hospital. 

This dude is more organized than them, which in a way is all that much more scarier.

All I can tell you guys is that he will continue to post as long is there is an audience for him to correspond with.
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 04:15:54 PM »
Hey, if anyone wants to PM their phone number to me, that's cool, and stuff.
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2007, 04:23:59 PM »
Hey, if anyone wants to PM their phone number to me, that's cool, and stuff.

Oh, so THIS is why you want everyone to play DS online with you.  You have one of those mic things, don't you?

"Hey, Adam, how come you never rotate your tetris pieces?"
"Shut up."
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2007, 04:24:51 PM »
Oh, so THIS is why you want everyone to play DS online with you.  You have one of those mic things, don't you?

"Hey, Adam, how come you never rotate your tetris pieces?"
"Shut up."
You can't talk to each other on Tetris, Jenna.
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2007, 09:00:18 PM »
I anxiously await the Master's return.

I thought he was tethered to some sort of machine, but nevermind.

My moement is restricted but I can get out. I have to bE careful.

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 09:01:52 PM »
I'm beginning to think jesuit master writes for the news, because this is just like when they say, "Something you're doing right now may kill you.  Details at 11."

I do appologize for the drama it wont happen again

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2007, 09:21:17 PM »
If you could have only heard the schizophrenic's I worked with at the state hospital. 

This dude is more organized than them, which in a way is all that much more scarier.

All I can tell you guys is that he will continue to post as long is there is an audience for him to correspond with.

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Doesn't sound like you were there to help...more like a prison guard I should think.

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2007, 09:41:37 PM »
OH WELL...Let's do PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS
Next we will do how to capitalize and get rich off the homeless...really rich.
Ot maybe I will show you how to defend your children from predators.

PHONE SEX!

I was in Dallas on seminar. The show was over and while relaxing in the bar after I picked up this classy schoolmarm type call girl. Then, back in the room, off in our own little stoned/drug world, emersed in sexual fullfilment....PHONE RINGS.

Nobody knows where I Am.  I'm doing my manhunter thing....PHONE RINGS!
Sasha (the hooker) answers without missing a stroke...laughs a minute later..."Why yes, dear...you father is right here...did you want to talk to him?"

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2007, 10:01:40 PM »
Sunny can sense (Sunny Summer Breez...adopted daughter...19...very hot....trouble i sa for a spy) that something is going on in the room with someone besides her mother.

"are you having sex with her?"
"I want to know what she is doing right now?'
""put her on the phone...I want to talk to her."
I had raised Sunny from about 8...we were very close frinds as adults...BUT!
Sunny wanted to talk to us both until we reached orgasm...she was on an emotional rush.
She was experiencing the high energy of intimate sexual relations between a woman and her surrogate father...
AND...she was safe a thousand miles away to masterbate to her fantasy naked on her dorm bed while the spy fucked the hooker.

Turns out she preferred girls and it was Sasha screaming her lust that was tripping her trigger.

Without going into all the "schizophrenic details" here is how this game works.
IT IS GOING TO BE FUN

"I get it...CLEAN KINKY"
Rick Kirkham - Producer - Inside Edition - 1991
These are exerpts from "SEX ON THE EDGE"

Kids these days...soooo advanced and curious LOL

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2007, 10:14:38 PM »
Sunny can sense (Sunny Summer Breez...adopted daughter...19...very hot....trouble i sa for a spy) that something is going on in the room with someone besides her mother.

"are you having sex with her?"
"I want to know what she is doing right now?'
""put her on the phone...I want to talk to her."
I had raised Sunny from about 8...we were very close frinds as adults...BUT!
Sunny wanted to talk to us both until we reached orgasm...she was on an emotional rush.
She was experiencing the high energy of intimate sexual relations between a woman and her surrogate father...
AND...she was safe a thousand miles away to masterbate to her fantasy naked on her dorm bed while the spy fucked the hooker.

Turns out she preferred girls and it was Sasha screaming her lust that was tripping her trigger.

Without going into all the "schizophrenic details" here is how this game works.
IT IS GOING TO BE FUN

"I get it...CLEAN KINKY"
Rick Kirkham - Producer - Inside Edition - 1991
These are exerpts from "SEX ON THE EDGE"

Kids these days...soooo advanced and curious LOL

Is Rick Kirkham that guy who was addicted to crack and did the documentary for HBO?

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2007, 12:45:29 AM »
I have confidence you will be able to figure it out.

I have enjoyed the time together.

Now I must tend to my garden.

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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2007, 12:58:50 AM »

All I can tell you guys is that he will continue to post as long is there is an audience for him to correspond with.


yet, this has not stopped me!  ha!
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Re: PHONE SEX WITH FRIENDS...Chapter 23
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2007, 01:10:22 AM »
haha i like jesuit master when he's saying funny things like going to the garden or taking mrs jesuit master out to dinner.