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[Mrs. Alive]

Actually this rag is rated as critics choice as the most reliable news source in the world.
Yes...this also suprised me. But it is a fact. Huge reputations and massive ego's own and protect this source.
It is pure journalism, sourced and factual.

Mel will agree ...I hope  LOL...thought he would be taller.

Appropriate use of apostrophes could also be added to the lesson plan, I suppose.

[jesuit master]

Perhaps you should divert this valuable time to writing your next science fiction masterpiece.  Or, perhaps, learning to spell various words and proper use of "your" and "you're."

I QUIT! You win. Have a great life. Your hopeless and not much fun....SIGH...GIRLS...WHAT PLANET ARE THEY FROM

[captainatheism]

My favorite pickup line is "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Works every time!

or

'get into my fucking car or i'll blow your brains out'

[Mel Gibson]

Dear all,

Wow.

It would appear that my timing is quite terrible.  I just logged in to see if anyone could recommend some ideas for new movies for me to make, and I see that jesuit master has quit.  I figured we could have come up with something pretty clever together; maybe something about Vatican exorcists, or something.

Ah, well.

Sincerely,

Mel

[Mrs. Alive]

Dear all,

Wow.

It would appear that my timing is quite terrible.  I just logged in to see if anyone could recommend some ideas for new movies for me to make, and I see that jesuit master has quit.  I figured we could have come up with something pretty clever together; maybe something about Vatican exorcists, or something.

Ah, well.

Sincerely,

Mel

Mel, if he creates a new name to respond to this, I'm holding you personally responsible.

[Another Adam]

Mel, if he creates a new name to respond to this, I'm holding you personall responsible.

SECONDED.