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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #200 on: January 28, 2008, 10:15:32 AM »
I just looked, and my name is still in that same stupid blue font as all the norms.
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« Reply #201 on: January 28, 2008, 10:18:34 AM »
Adam, I remain unconvinced that you should be named the next moderator over me.

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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #202 on: January 28, 2008, 10:19:32 AM »
Adam, I remain unconvinced that you should be named the next moderator over me.
I think part of the proof lies in the hustle.  I've shown some, and you've just tried to hang on to my coattails.
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« Reply #203 on: January 28, 2008, 10:23:00 AM »
Adam, if it will make you feel better, you can be a mod at my forum.

its just like this one only there are no users.
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« Reply #204 on: January 28, 2008, 10:24:25 AM »
Adam, if it will make you feel better, you can be a mod at my forum.

its just like this one only there are no users.

You sure he can handle that much responsibility?

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« Reply #205 on: January 28, 2008, 10:25:21 AM »
Phrank should be the next candidate to moderator.
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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #206 on: January 28, 2008, 10:56:57 AM »
Notice how there are no moderators on the bored right this second?

Of course not.  I've been paying attention so you don't have to.
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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #207 on: January 28, 2008, 11:35:59 AM »
But seriously- come on.
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« Reply #208 on: January 28, 2008, 11:38:09 AM »
But seriously- come on.


Stick to what you know.....posting tremendous news articles.
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« Reply #209 on: January 28, 2008, 11:38:27 AM »
If Adam becomes moderator I'll leave the bored.
This could be seen as an endorsement, I suppose.

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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #210 on: January 28, 2008, 03:23:19 PM »
So- anyone want to be the guy that makes it 39-38 in my favor?  It'll be a good feeling, I'll bet.
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« Reply #211 on: January 28, 2008, 03:27:39 PM »
A lot of people sure don't want you to be moderator, Adam.

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« Reply #212 on: January 28, 2008, 03:28:03 PM »
no, adam.  there can only be one.  sorry.

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« Reply #213 on: January 28, 2008, 03:29:42 PM »
Listen, I just want people to think im a moderator...
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« Reply #214 on: January 28, 2008, 03:33:28 PM »
Thanks, whoever you are!






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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #215 on: January 28, 2008, 08:17:04 PM »
I just looked, and my name is still in that same stupid blue font as all the norms.

Fuckin' norms.

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« Reply #216 on: January 28, 2008, 08:18:55 PM »
Fuckin' norms.
I know, right?

But you- you're different.  I knew that the first time I laid eyes on you.
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Re: I think it's time for me to be given Moderator powers.
« Reply #217 on: January 29, 2008, 07:21:02 PM »
i have a question and i'd prefer you to answer in essay format.

why do you really want to be moderator?
Why I Really Want to be Moderator
by Another Adam

It's hard for me to make the statement "I really want to be a moderator."  My decision to seek moderator abilities has little to do with my personal desires and much to do with my feeling of personal responsibility.  This bored has been good to me, and I feel I possess unique qualifications that, coupled with moderator abilities, would allow me to make the bored a better place for our entire "family." 

My posting record is quite clear: I spend a lot of time on the bored.  I know the bored inside and out, both its geography and its inhabitants.  I've had the pleasure to get to meet many of you in person and still more of you through conversations on AIM and through personal messages.  Regardless of race, gender, or ideology, I've been able to find common ground and form unique bonds with a great many people.  I understand the importance of unity, despite the surface differences folks on the bored can bring to the table.  In short, I am a uniter of people.  I believe this skill is critical for the bored, as individuals can be divided on any old corner of the Internet-- or off the Internet entirely-- but this bored is a place where people want to come together to share their individual experiences while becoming part of a greater whole.

Some might say, "Another Adam, you've already done so much of that without having moderator abilities."  To that, I'd first say, "thank you."  I'd then add, "but, with moderator abilities I could do so much more."  For example: At times, items are placed in the Random Discussion section of the bored that would be much more suitable for the "Bands," "Shows," "Releases," or, believe it or not, "Wanted" sections.  These misplaced threads can make it difficult for people to navigate the bored efficiently.  They can lead to important information being overlooked by the exact people who would derive the most pleasure or benefit from them.  As moderator, I would be able to move these threads to their appropriate homes.  Mark, his lovely wife, and Jenna are certainly able to do this work.  But the truth is this: These people are not always here at the time this work needs to be done.  In addition, I don't feel comfortable expecting them to do all the heavy lifting around here.  I have a strong back, metaphorically speaking, and I'd like to give a little something back to this place.

Being a moderator is about more than moving topics around.  There is also the matter of pinning (or "sticky-ing") and unpinning (unsticky-ing) threads.  Often times, the appropriateness of pinning isn't as clear as knowing where on the bored a particular thread belongs.  I've paid a lot of attention to the work our current moderators have done in this regard, and I've learned a lot of lessons that would help me to make the correct decisions regarding the pinning of threads.  I've been around enough years to know about the seasonal events that occur on the bored.  Softball, camping, and the Fest come to mind.  I have a very good sense of when it is time to pin a thread related to one of these events and when it is time for these threads to become unpinned.  At times, there can be a lot of pressure within a thread to either pin or unpin a particular thread.  The individual making these sorts of decisions needs to have a cool and impartial head, and I believe my head is as cool and impartial as they come.

In summation, this bored is very important to me, and I want to do whatever I am able to make it just as special to all the other members of the bored.  I have a strong record of working hard for the bored content-wise, and I think that now is an appropriate time for me to take my work to the next level and become a moderator.
If Adam becomes moderator I'll leave the bored.

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« Reply #218 on: January 29, 2008, 07:43:43 PM »
You make quite a convincing case there Adam but I have a few issues.

You mention speaking to people over AIM, you have never spoken to me through such a service, nor do I even know your screen name.  You are a friend of mine yet you dont even wish to speak to me.

You also mention the pinning and unpinning of threads, in the past you have complained about the amount of pinned threads and your blackberry.  Would you use this power to make browsing the net from your company blackberry easier?

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« Reply #219 on: January 29, 2008, 07:45:55 PM »
Hey Enoch , the board was down for a good 30 secs earlier.. normally I wouldn't say anything but you seem to want to know what this happpens
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« Reply #220 on: January 29, 2008, 08:07:02 PM »
You make quite a convincing case there Adam but I have a few issues.

You mention speaking to people over AIM, you have never spoken to me through such a service, nor do I even know your screen name.  You are a friend of mine yet you dont even wish to speak to me.

You also mention the pinning and unpinning of threads, in the past you have complained about the amount of pinned threads and your blackberry.  Would you use this power to make browsing the net from your company blackberry easier?
Mark: I can always be reached at "ohanotheradam."  I'm a gentleman, and I tend to never send the first message.

I'm glad that you mentioned that I have a Blackberry.  The Blackberry pretty much ensures I have access to the bored in a pinch.  Certainly, having a great deal of pinned threads makes browsing the bored on the Blackberry a bit cumbersome.  I'm not going to lie and say this isn't the case.  However, as moderator, I realize I have to put my personal preferences aside.  I would not use this power to make my personal browsing easier.  This bored is meant to reflect the desires of the many, not just individual wants.  Could I see a day where I came to the conclusion that we had too many pinned threads and they were getting in the way of Blackberry browsing?  Certainly, if a time came where a great many individuals were having their browsing experience compromised.  At this time, I would hope to confer with you, either over the phone, through PM's, or via AIM (ohanotheradam) so we could come to a workable solution.
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« Reply #221 on: January 29, 2008, 09:15:56 PM »
good essay, well written.  but i want more emotion, i want the real true reasons.  it sounds like you're saying you want to be a moderator simply because you're on the board all the time and you want the ability to move stuff when its in your way.  is that really why you want to be one?

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« Reply #222 on: January 29, 2008, 09:21:04 PM »
good essay, well written.  but i want more emotion, i want the real true reasons.  it sounds like you're saying you want to be a moderator simply because you're on the board all the time and you want the ability to move stuff when its in your way.  is that really why you want to be one?
I don't want to move anything because it's in "my way."  I want to move things that are in "our way."  I hope I can lead by example and reach a point where nothing needs to be moved at all, quite frankly.  I want to teach, and I want to lead.
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« Reply #223 on: January 29, 2008, 09:26:58 PM »
more emotion.  put your whole heart into it.

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« Reply #224 on: January 29, 2008, 09:28:28 PM »
more emotion.  put your whole heart into it.
I DON'T WANT TO MOVE ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S IN "MY WAY!"  I WANT TO MOVE THINGS THAT ARE IN "OUR WAY!"  I HOPE I CAN LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND REACH A POINT WHERE NOTHING NEEDS TO BE MOVED AT ALL, QUITE FRANKLY!  I WANT TO TEACH, AND I WANT TO LEAD!  MOTHERFUCKER!
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