What's for lunch?

[The Jerk]

My uncle is taking me somewhere today.  This is good because I don't have to pay.  However, this is bad because I'll miss a pickup soccer game.  On the upside, the guys playing don't seem to be very good, so I might not miss out on much.

What are you having?

[DrDoom]

either Ham and Cheese sandwich, toasted, with spicy mustard, or Turkey and Cheese.  Maybe I'll do the Pig/Bird combo sandwich.  Who knows?  I'm a fucking daredevil.

[Capnplank]

Probably something I put in the freezer at work last week. It won't be enough.

[valentine]

turkey, swiss, "beer 'n brat mustard" on health nut bread, baby carrots, and sadness

[The Jerk]

either Ham and Cheese sandwich, toasted, with spicy mustard, or Turkey and Cheese.  Maybe I'll do the Pig/Bird combo sandwich.  Who knows?  I'm a fucking daredevil.

WHAT KIND OF CHEESE?  This is important.  If you say American, I'll hate you.

[DrDoom]

WHAT KIND OF CHEESE?  This is important.  If you say American, I'll hate you.

Swiss.  Cock.

[The Jerk]

Probably something I put in the freezer at work last week. It won't be enough.

That mom's missing baby probably isn't very big.

[The Jerk]

Swiss.  Cock.

Never heard of that variety.

[The Jerk]

turkey, swiss, "beer 'n brat mustard" on health nut bread, baby carrots, and sadness

I prefer a sadness quiche.

I'm lying, I never prefer a quiche.

[DrDoom]

Never heard of that variety.

the holes are a little bit bigger, and have balls.

[The Jerk]

the holes are a little bit bigger, and have balls.

Sounds like a bad post-op tranny.

[Mrs. Alive]

Well, I'm just now polishing off breakfast, which was sliced apples and blueberries, but for lunch I think I'm having a Stouffer's French Bread Pizza.

[The Jerk]

Well, I'm just now polishing off breakfast, which was sliced apples and blueberries, but for lunch I think I'm having a Stouffer's French Bread Pizza.

Sounds liek a great breakfast.

I have to go get lunch now!  FOOOD!  I'll report back, so don't fret!

[colin]

I am sick and tired of the anti-american cheese sentiment!

its a good cheese, elitists!

[Phronk Mortian]

turkey sandwich on rye with lettuce tomato and mustard.
I will also be engaging in a lunch debate between my mouth and a jalapeno meat stick from the deli.
I think we'll both win!

[Mrs. Alive]

Sounds liek a great breakfast.

I have to go get lunch now!  FOOOD!  I'll report back, so don't fret!

Yeah, but I'll be hungry again in an hour, I'm sure.  Stupid healthy food not sitting in my cut like a slab of grease.

I am sick and tired of the anti-american cheese sentiment!

its a good cheese, elitists!

I like it on my burgers, and when I make grilled cheese sandwiches!

[valentine]

what would you rather have for lunch? would be a better question

i would rather have cheesy gordita crunches from taco bell
or an al pastor burrito from pineda taco #3

[NotAMongoAnymore27]

There's an unopened box of Lucky Charms in the cabinet, but we're out of milk. This is torture.

[DrDoom]

There's an unopened box of Lucky Charms in the cabinet, but we're out of milk. This is torture.

at least you're not in Australia.  They don't even have Lucky Charms, and the only beer they can get if Fosters in 6 oz. pony bottles.  What a bunch of queers.

[valentine]

i need a bit of help.  i have 4 pieces of bread left for today and tomorrow, two of the pieces being the butt end.  do i make a delicious sandwich today, and then suck it up and eat the butts tomorrow? eat one butt piece and one good piece for both days? or get the butt pieces over with today and have a good one tomorrow?

[DrDoom]

i need a bit of help.  i have 4 pieces of bread left for today and tomorrow, two of the pieces being the butt end.  do i make a delicious sandwich today, and then suck it up and eat the butts tomorrow? eat one butt piece and one good piece for both days? or get the butt pieces over with today and have a good one tomorrow?

eat both sandwiched today and have taco bell tomorrow.

[DrDoom]

SANDWICHED!!!!

[JohnnyB]

Yeah, but I'll be hungry again in an hour, I'm sure.  Stupid healthy food not sitting in my cut like a slab of grease.

What the hell's a cut? Is that where the food goes after it enters your food hole?

I haven't decided yet. Probably going to the deli for a sandwich, but I really want a cheeseburger big bite.
I'm waiting to get lunch until 2 or so because I'm here until 7:40.

[NotAMongoAnymore27]

No eggs for an omelet. No roast beef for a sandwich. Some asshole left two fucking Pizza Rolls in the box. This is getting ridiculous.

[pdowd]

Decided not to make soup and made a turkey and swiss sandwich.

Oh and fuck American, I used to put it on everything now if you replace it with real cheese anywhere it tastes better.
Grilled Cheese with Porvolone? EXCELLENT
A burger with pepperjack? AMAZING