Oh man, what a lunch! I went to this place called Harbor Inn. They gave me a huge plate full of deep fried awesomeness! It was a mound of french fries, hush puppies, fried shrimp and fried white fish. The fish was on top and it was hard to eat because it was about to topple off of the food-mound, but don't worry, after splashing it with some nice individually packaged malt vinegar, I ate the hell out of that fish. And don't even ask about those little shrimps. I ate every last one of them. AND the batter nuggets that contained no shrimp at all.
I got my greens from a thimble of cole slaw.
All for $4.95! What a deal.
Bonus: the waitress told me about her son that needed a job. I'm sorry lady, I wish I could hire him to do mine so I can stay at home, but I can't.