Author Topic: URGENT FUCKING NEWS FOR MEN. (Read 809 times)

Dave29 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:40:21 PM »

I use just baby powder. Put it around the chode region, asscrack and cocknballs.

Works great for a while. When I did construction I took it work with me. It also helps you from getting hemoroids from your asscheeks/hole getting all sweaty and rubbing and shit.

Great fucking advice DrDoom

Thank you

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:41:16 PM »

Yeah toothpaste on the cock is AWFUL, so I'm guessing I probably wouldn't like this.

In any event, thanks for providing this potentially helpful tip at the END OF SUMMER!!!

Dave29 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:43:00 PM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2008, 09:41:16 PM

Yeah toothpaste on the cock is AWFUL, so I'm guessing I probably wouldn't like this.

In any event, thanks for providing this potentially helpful tip at the END OF SUMMER!!!

Why would you put toothpaste on the cock?

While getting your dick sucked? Or just for the hell of it?

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:44:52 PM »

I've never intentionally put toothpaste on my cock. It's sort of weird that you'd assume that's what I meant.

Halloween_House · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:45:44 PM »

Quote from: Dave29 on September 15, 2008, 09:43:00 PM

Why would you put toothpaste on the cock?

While getting your dick sucked? Or just for the hell of it?

Refer to the story on the bottom of page 1

Dave29 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:57:42 PM »

Quote from: Halloween_House on September 15, 2008, 09:45:44 PM

Refer to the story on the bottom of page 1

Thank you

and sorry for falsely accusing you of putting toothpaste on your dick ChaddDerkins.

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #31 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:08:13 PM »

My reputation may never recover!

In the interest of fill disclosure, I will say that I've taken lately to brushing my teeth in the shower in the morning. So, accidents have happened.

DanBress · « **Reply #32 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:08:45 PM »

Quote from: DrDoom on September 15, 2008, 08:24:36 PM

Right now. Listen to me. Pay attention. Shits important, yo?

Go to the local drug store. Buy some Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder in the blue container. GO home. Put a little water on your balls, and cock. Apply a liberal amount of powder. Sit back. Fucking Enjoy.

This is the best thing ever. My balls feel like they are 30 degrees colder than the rest of my body. My balls feel like there is someone chewing peppermint gum, and sucking on my balls.

Ladies, you shouldn't have opened this thread to begin with. Stop being disgusted.

The only thing that comes close to this is Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap (Shotzi). I love today. Go Eagles.

i love dr bronners

DrDoom · « **Reply #33 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:09:48 PM »

i've been going back to the well over the course of the evening. This is the best. I'm totally gonna take ANOTHER shower before i go to bed, so I can Dr. Bronner my balls up. Fuckin A. Best day of my life.

Shotzi · « **Reply #34 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:10:32 PM »

Don't forget to get some in your urethra.

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #35 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:11:10 PM »

Has anybody ever put toothpaste on their cock while getting a blowjob? That's a crazy idea, dude. Don't ever do that.

Rudy · « **Reply #36 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:14:08 PM »

I'm feeling a little adventurous. I'll try this!

DrDoom · « **Reply #37 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Shotzi on September 15, 2008, 10:10:32 PM

Don't forget to get some in your urethra.

already thought of it. I put a penny in my urethra so i can avoid such trauma.

timbo · « **Reply #38 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:15:28 PM »

Quote from: DrDoom on September 15, 2008, 10:09:48 PM

i've been going back to the well over the course of the evening. This is the best. I'm totally gonna take ANOTHER shower before i go to bed, so I can Dr. Bronner my balls up. Fuckin A. Best day of my life.

Doom's best post of the year. Clip and save.

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Eric Ridgemont · « **Reply #39 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:47:50 PM »

In high school some kid told me to do this. He said it was the most amazing thing in the world. well 10 years later and people still claim it to be amazing. I guess I should of tried it.

BigTasty · « **Reply #40 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:15:52 PM »

I can't believe so many people have never done this. We did this in basic training because it was fucking hot. This was also good in the desert.

Chris_Imperfekt · « **Reply #41 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:18:44 PM »

Gold Bond is great. The only way to get rid of swamp ass. The only draw back is that talc in the cornhole/peehole has been linked cancer.

quint · « **Reply #42 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:29:05 PM »

Quote from: TonySacc on September 15, 2008, 08:44:14 PM

I've used baby powder for years, it does the trick... you gotta be careful with that medicated shit though, some with sensitive skin might get a rash. and nothing is worse than a rash on or around your balls.

i knew someone i know would comment on this!

CapnHawk · « **Reply #43 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:29:18 PM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2008, 09:41:16 PM

In any event, thanks for providing this potentially helpful tip at the END OF SUMMER!!!

The summer begins here soon, it's spring at the moment and hotter than hell.

I usually talc up my sack and gooch before work in the summer but i'm gonna try some of this shit out.

Pomme de terre · « **Reply #44 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:30:36 AM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2008, 09:44:52 PM

I've never intentionally put toothpaste on my cock. It's sort of weird that you'd assume that's what I meant.

I think it's sort of weird that so many people have managed to get toothpaste on their cocks accidentally.

petsounds01 · « **Reply #45 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:01:25 AM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2008, 09:41:16 PM

Yeah toothpaste on the cock is AWFUL, so I'm guessing I probably wouldn't like this.

In any event, thanks for providing this potentially helpful tip at the END OF SUMMER!!!

I don't think this has anything to do with summer; I suspect loneliness.

Rev. Stonie Slagg · « **Reply #46 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:21:40 AM »

Gold Bond =

blackandgold · « **Reply #47 on:** September 16, 2008, 03:07:22 AM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2008, 10:08:13 PM

My reputation may never recover!

In the interest of fill disclosure, I will say that I've taken lately to brushing my teeth in the shower in the morning. So, accidents have happened.

Yeah, it's wierd that somebody would post about getting toothpaste on their balls without posting a disclaimer that it was an accident.

rex · « **Reply #48 on:** September 16, 2008, 05:01:57 AM »

Quote from: DrDoom on September 15, 2008, 08:40:20 PM

i did a lot of sweating yesterday and didn't shower last night. then i woke up late this morning for work, and had to do a bunch of manual labor. my ass was doing what an ass does, and got a little chaffed. So i put some gold bond on my buttcheeks. Then i got the wild idea of putting some on my balls/dong. Now I can't stop.

I think the real question here, Moe, is why haven't you put foot powder on your cock and balls? get there. do it. make your bag proud.

Doom, we were doing this in the hotel room right next to you at the Fest. Loads of Gold Bond we stole, all over our junk, since we were so sweaty, chaffed, and unshowered. If only you had joined us then. You would have known the love of Gold Bond sooner.

rex.

DrDoom · « **Reply #49 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:24:56 AM »

Quote from: rex on September 16, 2008, 05:01:57 AM

Doom, we were doing this in the hotel room right next to you at the Fest. Loads of Gold Bond we stole, all over our junk, since we were so sweaty, chaffed, and unshowered. If only you had joined us then. You would have known the love of Gold Bond sooner.

rex.

I will never travel without this magical powder again. I'm also kind of excited to shove a bunch of this into my urethra later tonight and expedite that whole "cancer" thing. I fucking play for keeps.