Author Topic: Dreams (Read 1381 times)

Read hard · « **Reply #100 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:16:24 PM »

Tonight I dreamt I was in England with my parents and we went to an amusement park and there was a huge record store outside the park. I met a british girl that asked me if I had been to the recordstore and I told her I might have been there last time I was at the amusement park, but I didn't remember it. We decided to go there together. My parents were taking rides on carousels and rollercoasters while me and the british girl were having lunch and talking about stuff! We were totally in love!

Carla Monoxide · « **Reply #101 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:34:36 PM »

Hockey Dream.
Getzlaf got traded to the Habs.

Noah WK · « **Reply #102 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Carla Monoxide on January 15, 2012, 05:34:36 PM

Hockey Dream.
Getzlaf got traded to the Habs.

As long as he doesn't play tonight.

Read hard · « **Reply #103 on:** January 16, 2012, 04:38:59 PM »

Tonight I just dreamt that I got a haircut without wanting to and that my hair looked like shit! I got pretty relieved once I realised it was just a dream!

Read hard · « **Reply #104 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:40:48 PM »

I dreamt that I found a blink bootleg called "first date" in a record store.

Noah WK · « **Reply #105 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:24:01 PM »

i had a dream that i was in a school and some girl was calling me a faggot because I wouldn't fuck her in front of the class because I have a girlfriend. She was good looking I think I cried.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #106 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:27:20 AM »

my dream last night was so weird i worry about myself.

Read hard · « **Reply #107 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:07:54 AM »

Quote from: Harry Hijinks on January 25, 2012, 09:27:20 AM

my dream last night was so weird i worry about myself.

do tell!

Read hard · « **Reply #108 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:30:39 AM »

Night till yesterday I dreamt I went to a Frank Turner show and he did a cover of "there is power in a union" and I stage dived and crowd surfed. Later, I went to pee and the girls toilet was down so every one used the mens room and the girls used cups to pee in the urinal and I got a boner and the girl next to me touched it and said "if I had a dick I would get a boner, not because of you though" that pretty much hurt

Read hard · « **Reply #109 on:** February 04, 2012, 10:10:05 AM »

The new thread has as many pages as this one now $:-\$

I dreamt that my dad caught me jerking off and I was like "Hey" and he was like "Hey, what's up?" and then there was a bit more embarrasment, embarrasing dreams are the best and then it sucks to know it was only a dream oh $:-\$

Read hard · « **Reply #110 on:** February 13, 2012, 10:30:28 AM »

On night till Saturday I dreamt I was at a bar I've never been to and I fell asleep and everyone but me were dancing and I was alone!

I had a dream I was at this party where I met these girls and stuff with lots of cleavage and some of them wore bikinis and after that I took a shower and one of the girls were in the shower and I wanted to jerk off, don't remember if I did though.

Read hard · « **Reply #111 on:** February 23, 2012, 04:57:47 PM »

I dreamt it was NYE and I played football and pissed on a hot girls dog

Read hard · « **Reply #112 on:** March 03, 2012, 10:39:13 AM »

I dreamt that I said something about either the Iranian president or a famous radical islamist leader and tried to make a point about islam and how I'm fine with the religion, but that guy is a dick and I got death threats from Al Quida and they said it on tv that I was about to get killed by Al quida and no one wanted to hang out with me in fear of getting killed.

ScruffCardinale · « **Reply #113 on:** March 05, 2012, 03:42:45 PM »

friday night into saturday morning i had a dream that my cousin/best friend wasn't dead and moved into an apartment with an attractive asian girl he was apparently in some sort of relationship with. they needed a roommate and he was trying to convince me why i should move in with them. i kept explaining that my wife, our pets and i were all very happy at the apartment i currently lived in. but he would keep on trying to persuade me that i should continue letting them be happy there, but that i should live with him and his lady. the only selling point i remembered after waking up was him saying "dude she walks around naked a lot. it's pretty awesome" and showing me a couple of pictures. i woke up laughing because if he were still on this plain of existence and had gotten his shit together enough to move out of my grandpa's house it's the sort of conversation we probably would have had. i'm still very much a devout agnostic (if you can be such a thing), but it's nice to think that this is perhaps his way of letting me know he's shacking up with some sort of nudist asian broad in the afterlife which is probably very close to what he'd describe paradise as if you'd asked him when he was still alive.

Read hard · « **Reply #114 on:** March 06, 2012, 05:21:03 PM »

I dreamt that my parents were divorced and didn't tell me about it! I heard it at a family dinner when my uncle asked "how does it feel when your parents are divorced, tell me if you need someone to talk to" and I surprisingly yelled "My parents are divorced?" "whoops!" and I started singing a song! I had a red mohawk and was yelling out "It doesn't make it all right, it's the worst excuse in the world!" and then when I woke up I was like "holy shit, that was a dream, my parents are on vacation!" and got up to take a shower.

Read hard · « **Reply #115 on:** March 12, 2012, 08:56:32 AM »

I dreamt that I was in some strange city and ended up in a recordshop and I was just stoked to look at records though I didn't find any and then I fudge that tasted horrible.

Read hard · « **Reply #116 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:53:31 AM »

I dreamt that I was on a trip and was staying at a hotel that was on the airport the day I was going home(I was on a trip with bunch of random people I know, we were there as a group, but few had relations to each other except that they know me) I found out I had lost my planeticket and went outside the airport to find it, I had already checked out of my hotelroom so when I went back to the hotel they wouldn't let me in as I had no ticket so this guy helped me get in cause he had a ticket and I asked the receptonist if I could just get the room-key to see if I could find my ticket and the room-key was covered in chocolate so I had to eat the chocolate to get to the key. Then I got more help finding the hotel room as it was hard to find(I had already struggled the first time as it was marked with the wrong number) when I got in there it was covered in chocolate and when the ticket was found it was a key as well and someone had eaten the chocolate off of it so I got a litter bitter, but just stole all the chocolate from the room with me.

Read hard · « **Reply #117 on:** March 27, 2012, 08:29:03 AM »

I dreamt night till Monday that I went to England to see the queers again where I met two lesbians and the hotel looked like my parents house and the room was like my room and I had forgotten something in the room and found the way back from the city to the hotel because it looked like home just british and then I woke up!

Read hard · « **Reply #118 on:** April 02, 2012, 01:37:27 PM »

I remember this south park episode on tv I had never seen before and it was about air at the time I fell asleep so I think I dreamt one instead.

Read hard · « **Reply #119 on:** April 05, 2012, 06:00:05 PM »

Night till Wednesday I dreamt I was at a show and the opening band was a band playing queers covers and I sang along to "kicked out of the weebelos"

Night till today I dreamt I was at a party and this girl was sitting on my lap and I got a boner and she was like "eh, I guess I'll take that as a compliment" and there was a lot happening in this dream, but that's all that I can remember clearly.

Read hard · « **Reply #120 on:** April 14, 2012, 01:10:10 PM »

I dreamt that I was home alone and my parents were at a party and I invited someone to come over, suddently most people I knew were there and people brought drinks and drugs and whatever. People started dancing to technomusic and the floor tore up and someone started a fight then my parents got home and got mad. Then two people who I didn't know took up their guns and started shooting and we had to call the cops the cops were called and the ones with the guns escaped. Later this guy I haven't talked to in a while came to the house and started shooting at the house like he was a friend of them looking for revenge. Brutal dream!

Read hard · « **Reply #121 on:** April 19, 2012, 04:53:19 PM »

A few nights ago I dreamt I was going to a show and had forgotten that I already had tickets to see Blink 182 in Oslo and Alkaline trio somewhere else in Norway and I was like "shit, I got to see Alkaline trio" and then found out I had to take the train to see Blink and that I had double-booked myself and was about to triple book! Suddently I was in Oslo and ended up in a hotel room that was in the courthouse where the Breivik trial was and the blink show was canceled as they had to witness against Breivik as he had put them on his witness list and I didn't get to see blink live, but I got to see them witness in a trial!

Marty McFly · « **Reply #122 on:** April 19, 2012, 05:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Read hard on November 07, 2008, 10:56:28 AM

1 i want to make music that is 100 Percent perfect. And gijves people orgasms

Can I just say that I share this dream

Read hard · « **Reply #123 on:** April 26, 2012, 08:16:40 AM »

A few days ago I dreamt that I was drunk and talked to a girl, her name was Elenor and she laughed at my jokes and I got into a van with her and her friend and we talked more and I put my hand around her shoulder and she didn't seem to mind. I decided to dye my hair pink or red for her. I told her friends that and they said "she really likes you, it seems, she hates when dudes dye their hair crazy colors you might ruin this" "but she might be the love of my life, if she is she's got to appreciate crazy haircolors!" then I woke up

Stoked Kid · « **Reply #124 on:** April 26, 2012, 05:30:47 PM »

lately i've been having these reoccuring nightmares/sex dreams where im like getting tortured by a she devil. and it hurts like hell, feels like my stomach is caving in on itself, then just when i think i cant take it any more she turns all wicked hot and we bone. its pretty awful/rad.