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Re: Dreams
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2010, 04:52:56 PM »
I have this weird dream to tell about later!

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2010, 03:29:26 PM »
To yesteday I dreamt that I sat in a weird basement watching a documentary on prostitution and a prostitute from my city talked about how prostitution was in the 40's and what awful things alot of costumers did to her. Suddently she was outside the window and I was like "holy shit" and she was like 80 now and i woke up screaming.

Till today I dreamt of donating to the bored and ended up with an extra 0 and sent them before a noticed.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2010, 07:05:10 PM »
Ny nightmare last night was almost too awful.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2010, 05:31:42 AM »
Yesterday was a great dream night. It was a cool adventure and I woke up and googled the term halfpint to see if it had any specific meaning in kiwi slang. I was super bummed that it didn't. The crummy part is I can't rember what it meant in the dream. When I wake up it's like my cool dream is locked behind a foggy window.  I can kinda see what's in there but I'm not sure. A whoa oh oh

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2010, 06:35:48 AM »
It started of normal. I woke up in my hotelroom in London knowing there was a punkrock show with Mad Caddies and the Bouncing souls me and my parents were goint to. We paid in the door and found out are seats were at the balcony and that in the ground floor all the seats where in seating something that wasn't normal for a punk rock show. I jumped from the balcony landing on a vacant seat. After that a bouncer threw me out and when I said I was from Norway he wanted to let me in again he was norwegian too and I got to watch a great Mad caddies set before I woke up during the bouncing souls set.

I woke up in my hotel room again where I went out and suddently was back in Norway singing (paul Collins) beat songs and dancing around suddently things started to get messed up and I just could'nt control what happened I ran in to strangers and friends in oposite situations than I usually do it was filled with violence and blood. Psychadelic images and messed up shit.

I then woke up thinking "it was only a dream" and then the door came up and the pictures on the wall started moving and lots of monsters and what not arrived in my room and more shit happened, I was terrified as shit, knowing that it was just a dream yet it wouldn't end, suddently the room got lots bigger and the floor was filled wth dead bodies. I piched my hand, but nothing happened at all. I jumped out of the window and landed on the ground dead(in the dream)

I woke up in the hotelroom again not sure if it was real or a dream and I thought about inception about a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream and limbo. It felt as if I was in Limbo. I opened the door and I went out the door and there it was a party where lots of naked people were I suddently ende up on my parents lawn at home, naked and then I woke up back at the hotelroom a couple a times.

I went to the same room and jumped out of the window getting hit by cars etc loads and loads of times.

I then arrived at the party where I saw Katie Holmes. I knew it was a dream, but I knew I would not get out of it so I just thought I'd have some fun in this pshycadelic nightmare. I asked her "are you Katie Holmes?" and she said "Yes, you you wanna fuck?" I knowing that this was gonna end badly started fucking her. Then Katie Holmes came in and I asked "you're Katie Holmes I Thought I was fucking you, who am I fucking then?" she laughed and pointed at the dead in front of me. I could see her skull along with her rotting body as the bones vanished in thin air and music started playing Katie Holmes went "hahahahaah" she had tricked me in to getting the remains of a dead girl on my penis. Then more stuff happened.

I woke up in my hotelroom recognizing it had just one picture and remembering it from being awake I looked around thinkin "I am awake now" but I still wasn't sure and I was scared as fuck and it was 4 am in the morning and I thought I would not sleep again that night since in my sleep I had twisted the human imagination so much that nothing in real life could be worse than the dream.

I felt like falling asleep multiple times, but I snapped out of it to get out of getting sucked in again. My ears went to sleep before my eyes and I could hear the awful things that would happen if I didn't get my mind straight and awake. My eys closed for some seconds lots of times I dreamt about lots of shit only for a second, one of them being a world champion in a sport and one being abducted by aliens.

Being a little safer I started looking at the picture on the wall so glad I remembered what it really looked like then it knocked on the door and a friend of mine came in and said he had travelled to London to see me and we went out for a walk and I decided that I should tell this awful tale of mine and as we were walking I told the whole dream and by the harbour in Stavanger I went on about Katie Holmes and he said "Are you are aware that this is a dream too?" and I was like fuck!and woke up lauhing.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2010, 09:21:18 AM »
Tonight I dreamt I was on the bored and made a joke about a new band and said I was singing on it and I had no idea weither it people played along on the joke but they were like "wow, you're great René!" and recordlabels I think whoah oh oh records or whatever Pmed me and asked if my new band would be interested in making a record with them and I felt the joke had gone to far, but I was too wimpy to say it was all a joke. And I was just  waiting for the actual band to show up and blow my lie.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2011, 01:06:15 PM »
Tuesday night(well night till Wednesday) I dreamt I went on a classtrip to America and went to a huge hotel. I think it was more of a reunion from other schools I've been to, but I had a single room in 10th floor. The elevator went up and down from 9th floor, turned out it was a free guns n roses show there and I couldn't get up to my floor since someone always wanted to go up or down and the elevator was messed up so I decided to take the stairs, but the stairs was on the other side of the hall and the stage where guns and roses played was in the middle and blocking the stairs. It was a pretty huge show, so I went up in the front and Axl asked for someone to get on stage and I ran up on stage and he let me sing with them and everyone in the crowd was jelous, I carried a suitcase onstage and sang a song about a frog or something and I didn't know the lyrics, and it my dream Axl was a nice dude and I felt bad for hating is bad and then he gave me a hug and I said I had to go and went across the stage and up the stairs to my hotel room.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2011, 01:34:17 PM »
haven't had that many dreams I've remembered lately, but tonight I first dreamt I was having a lecture of Nazism/fascism(which I did have the least two days) and I was creeped out because everyone (in the dream) turned out to be nazis and horrible people(and when I woke up it was strange to be in the room as I had dreamt that) later I dreamt I was out of the country at a shopping mall with a t-shirt shop and a recordshop next to each other I looked into the shirtshop and saw bunch of funny shirts and bunch of punk/rock/metal/rap t-shirts. I went around in the recordshop first and went through the punksection. After that I decided to check out the shirtshop, but I thought I should see if there was any bored bands so I decided to look for Dopamines and Off With their heads. Suddently Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons showed up in their masks and started laughing while I went through first the D-section and later the O-Section as I found out all was ice cream and I ended up eating an ice cream that started with o.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2011, 10:53:33 AM »
Night till Saturday I drank alot of soda before I went to bed and I had to pee alot. In the dream I peed 5 times one I pissed my pants! I had to check'em when I woke up! It went ok surprisingly!

Tonight I dreamt I was going to a party and they wanted a band to play and Furious napkins were asked to play. And we didn't really know what to play.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2011, 06:19:49 PM »
A few nights ago I had a strange dream about being drunk and talking to an old lady without teeth and she asked me I wanted a blow job for some cash and I declined, but continued to have a conversation with her and this creepy dude started peeking on us and it pissed me off. This lady was very nice and I was glad I could have a nice talk without actually buying any of the services she offered. After that she was leaving cause she obviously needed someone to blow. I started talking to another lady who seemed my age and seemed into me I was about to kiss her when two cops arrested me for trying to buy a prostituon services. The chick which I talked to got this angry despaired look on her face and yelled "you first tried to get a fucking hooker and then talked to me afterwards, ASSHOLE?" then I woke up.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2011, 09:39:42 AM »
You just need to let it out. And play Lego Jurassic Park.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2011, 09:49:34 AM »
Sweet. Rene's dream diary!
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2011, 10:36:49 AM »
I've been having some dreams lately that make me hate my brain.  It's pretty cool.  I'm gonna punish the shit out of it later with some beer.  Suck my dick, brain.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2011, 01:57:31 PM »
Sweet. Rene's dream diary!
I have no idea why like half of them are about me meeting women that sell their body.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #64 on: August 17, 2011, 06:57:05 AM »
Tonight I had a strange dream again.

I remember going to a recordstore and not findig shit until I saw behind the desk that they had the Queers summer hits album on a 10'' and another queers record behind it I think it was everythings Ok or a split. And I bought them and found out that there were more records downstairs where they had lots of cool shit and I think I got an MTX album and a Jan And Dean collection. Later I was going to a blink 182 show here and it was a really intimate show and I hadn't bought tickets yet and I met lots of friends that were surprised I didn't have tickets yet and that the show had sold out long ago so I went to the black-market and tried to find some tickets and they were 100.000 kr which is about 18.258 dollars and I've never had that much money so I realised I wasn't gonna see blink, but if I sat outside I could hear them. After that I sawa door open with no security and just snuck in and hung out at the blink show for free then I saw guards walking around checking tickets and i freaked out and just waited for the band to burst into feeling this so I at least got to see them a little before getting kicked out. After that I was suddently in a field or something with my records knowing the blink show was just a dream and that I still had my queers records! Then I woke up for real and fell asleep again and then I was going to a Dean Torrence show and after the show I went to buy merch and got Jan and Dean t-shirts and 7'' singles and found a collection that was cooler than the last one I bought and was pissed cause I couldn't get another one and I signed everything with a Jan and Dean pen and left when I was on my way home I realised it had all been a dream again and checked my pocket and found the pen!

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2011, 12:57:37 PM »
Tonight I dreamt that I met blink and they had a killer whale with them and it got angry and attacked Mark and when I saw them on youtube Mark had a black eye and they wrote a song about the killer whale. Later I hung out with some girls and this peeping Tom was sitting on a house with a binacular and staring. One of the girls I hung out with was creeped out and the other thought the creepy dude was cute and she decided to flash her boobs to him. A group of guys wanted to beat up the creepo and I felt sorry for him.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2011, 01:00:25 PM »
Just the typical sleep paralysis/astral projection.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2011, 01:03:44 PM »
I would watch a killer whale/blink-182 version of Jabberjaw.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #68 on: August 25, 2011, 03:39:52 PM »
You should post here more often. Those dream stories are awesome.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #69 on: August 25, 2011, 03:45:55 PM »
1) Work for The Nature Conservancy overseas as a firefighter, sing in a band.
2) I've had lots of lucid dreams lately.
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #70 on: August 26, 2011, 12:24:42 PM »
Tonight I dreamt I went to a reunion outdoors for some reason alot of people I had gone to school with from different schools. I talked to this couple and I think in my dream a girl I went to school with was pregnant and her boyfriend spilt out my beer and I got angry at him and told him that the beer was my baby and that if he had put his semen in my body-opening that beer would've come out after 9 months and that he had aborted my unborn baby and he told me it was the most messed up thing he had ever heard and then I woke up.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #71 on: September 07, 2011, 07:28:43 AM »
I've had lots of dreams I can't remember, but the one I had on Saturday I do.

I dreamt I went to some place I think it was a market or a county fair(inside) thing and I went around selling t-shirt and I ran into a muscled dude that wanted to fight me so I tried to run away from him. I went into a line that nasa had set up as a county fair activity to see if and how long people could he on Mars, no one were fit enough to be on Mars.....Until I tried it and I was considered the first human to be able to be on Mars and survive a long time. After I was done the guy behind me in was gonna kill me, but he was pressured to take the test. I ran away and it seemed like he had contacts on every streetcorner and I had like a hero tried to distract them and I went into the bored on the phone and the ppmb helped me out of my situation when I got home two girls were waiting to kill me and the ppmb told them that if they killed me they weren't just awful they were also slowing down the evolution because they'd kill the only guy that could go on Mars, then they didn't kill me and bought a t-shirt instead.

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Re: Dreams
« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2011, 12:31:02 PM »
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2011, 12:32:31 PM »
After watching Conan last night I had a dream about Aubrey Plaza.
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2011, 09:30:49 AM »
After watching Conan last night I had a dream about Aubrey Plaza.
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