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lets post more awful band publicity photos
« on: January 27, 2009, 07:14:59 PM »


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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 07:16:35 PM »
sex sells.


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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 07:17:01 PM »
i'd hit it.

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 07:25:51 PM »
Oh man... This band had a picture in a punknews.org article:

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 07:28:18 PM »
Oh man... This band had a picture in a punknews.org article:

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Is that a guy or girl on the far right?

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 07:32:23 PM »
I dunno, but s/he appears to be in the middle of making armpit fart noises for the photographer.
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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 07:45:07 PM »
i don't see what the big deal is, as far as i'm concerned i'm the greatest guy ever.

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2009, 07:53:57 PM »



I can't see anything ever topping this.  I mean, the kid with the writing on his jeans and the belt buckle guy are hilarious, but then you notice the greasy-haired nerd standing in the back...  too much.

This has got to be from a TV show, or something.

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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2009, 08:02:03 PM »

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2009, 08:03:58 PM »
he reminds me of the kid from America Dad's friend. the one that sounds like Booger from revenge of the nerds.
i don't see what the big deal is, as far as i'm concerned i'm the greatest guy ever.

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2009, 08:10:28 PM »
I like how belt buckle guy appears to have twisted his belt to get more of the buckle into the picture.
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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2009, 08:11:59 PM »
that's gotta be made up, right?
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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 08:18:00 PM »
I'm pretty sure the internet was created for the times you're not banging two women at the same time... because the internet is boring and that is not.

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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2009, 08:18:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure the internet was created for the times you're not banging two women at the same time... because the internet is boring and that is not.

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2009, 08:30:04 PM »
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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2009, 08:31:24 PM »
Take your sanitized leftish politics, nice rock clubs and cleanly demarcated subgenres here please; http://www.fatwreck.com

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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 08:35:40 PM »
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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2009, 08:44:02 PM »
soooooo awesome.

"Kill Your Mother Silently" might be my favorite part of the image, but there's just so much to take in. It's like an Eye Spy book for hilarity.

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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2009, 08:54:41 PM »

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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2009, 09:03:36 PM »


that has to be edgar winter's kid right?
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Re: lets post more awful band publicity photos
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2009, 09:07:38 PM »



See, this is why I don't like bands. They always put the good looking blonde guy out in the front and let the other guys just sort of hang out in the background. Hey, goldielocks, you're eating all the pussy and your band is STARVING TO DEATH.
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