Author Topic: best names i've filed today (Read 7701 times)

Grath · « **on:** September 15, 2005, 12:55:53 PM »

Jackie Innocent and Ki Bang. At least I know what to name my daughters now.

Michael_Anthony · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2005, 01:00:38 PM »

So you wanna Bang your daughter. THAT'S HAWT!

hasblueshoes · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2005, 01:04:11 PM »

Quote from: Storm_Davis on September 15, 2005, 12:55:53 PM

Ki Bang. At least I know what to name my daughters now.

Only if you change your last name to Yoo.

girl · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2005, 01:22:46 PM »

i entered an evaluation from a doctor biggerstaff.

Melodramamuze · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:44:25 PM »

I met a guy the other day named

Austin Coxfield...tee hee

Marty_McFly · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:55:43 PM »

We had a customer the other day sign up for service whose name was Ufuk.

adam_background · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:58:29 PM »

The best name I've come across lately is Dr. Young-Hyman

NO JOKE

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:58:56 PM »

My ex's name was "D.P. Biglay."

Lies, all around.

Joseph_T._Ergs · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:59:36 PM »

Quote from: richG on September 15, 2005, 02:55:43 PM

We had a customer the other day sign up for service whose name was Ufuk.

I had a professor by this name.

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2005, 03:02:58 PM »

There's a judge we deal with a lot that goes by the name of Pusey.

Marty_McFly · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2005, 03:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Joseph T. Ergs on September 15, 2005, 02:59:36 PM

I had a professor by this name.

Was his last name Hu? Because that would have been great.

Ufuk Hu?

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2005, 03:39:11 PM »

Is it pronounced "You fuck" or "Uh Fuck"?

Marty_McFly · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2005, 03:41:17 PM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2005, 03:39:11 PM

Is it pronounced "You fuck" or "Uh Fuck"?

Because we are immature here, we pronounced it You Fuck. Since none of us spoke with him, I don't know.

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2005, 03:47:59 PM »

"Uh Fuck" (or "A Fuck") is almost better. "That guy? Yeah, he's a fuck".

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2005, 04:29:50 PM »

I had a doctor named Ivuck Little-Chillen
he was russian

Michael_Anthony · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2005, 04:35:17 PM »

Quote from: Joseph T. Ergs on September 15, 2005, 02:59:36 PM

I had a professor by this name.

I had a professor named Bong Shin.

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2005, 05:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Michael_Anthony on September 15, 2005, 04:35:17 PM

I had a professor named Bong Shin.

I took a book (that the library was throwing away) about a military hero named Dick Bong.

ChaddDerkins · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2005, 05:01:39 PM »

Grath, keep these coming. I expect a daily (or at least weekly) report of funny names.

Marty_McFly · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2005, 05:02:07 PM »

A guy I used to work with knew a woman named "Urine", but pronounced "ureeene"

Jessa_Cryptic · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2005, 05:03:48 PM »

There's a real estate professional in Dallas named Dick People. His office sent our office an appraisal order once, and I posted it on my bulletin board because I thought it was a joke.

Kate79 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2005, 10:49:50 PM »

At one of my old jobs, we had a customer named Priscilla Chincilla.
Not dirty or anything, but I always thought it sounded like a cute cartoon character

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2005, 01:19:30 AM »

Quote from: Kate79 on September 15, 2005, 10:49:50 PM

At one of my old jobs, we had a customer named Priscilla Chincilla.
Not dirty or anything, but I always thought it sounded like a cute cartoon character

Oddly enough, my best friend has a chinchilla named Appollonia.

Grath · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2005, 03:26:17 PM »

Quote from: ChaddDerkins on September 15, 2005, 05:01:39 PM

Grath, keep these coming. I expect a daily (or at least weekly) report of funny names.

Monday: LisaGay Hamilton

Another Adam · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2005, 04:12:12 PM »

Had a doctor named "Grossweiner."

Pronounced it like "whiner."

Riiiiiight.

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2005, 04:46:17 PM »

We had a counselor at my high school named Dick Ensch. (Even HE admitted that it was pronouced just like "inch" though.) That was unfortunate for him.

Quote from: Another Adam on September 19, 2005, 04:12:12 PM

Had a doctor named "Grossweiner."

Pronounced it like "whiner."

Riiiiiight.

Yeah, I say the same thing when a dude named "Harry Weiner" calls our office.

Alright Harold Whiner or whoever you claim to be!

Author Topic: best names i've filed today (Read 7701 times)

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