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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2009, 10:27:09 PM »
Exodus 4:32 "And lo it was the dinosaurs who guarded Gumdrop Mountain from the elves who would steal its wishes"

Dinosaurs are in the Bible...believers who actually read the Bible for themselves know this.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2009, 01:51:17 AM »
So, tell us about the dinosaurs in the Bible.  Tell us the TRUTHS about this, Cliffy!

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2009, 01:56:09 AM »
Dinosaurs are in the Bible...believers who actually read the Bible for themselves know this.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2009, 03:30:20 AM »
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/1999/11/05/dinosaurs-and-the-bible
wow! so this is how it all went down!



According to evolutionists, the dinosaurs “ruled the Earth” for 140 million years, dying out about 65 million years ago. However, scientists do not dig up anything labeled with those ages.

Thus, if the Bible is right (and it is!), dinosaurs must have lived within the past thousands of years.



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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2009, 04:22:36 AM »
So, tell us about the dinosaurs in the Bible.  Tell us the TRUTHS about this, Cliffy!

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The Bible was written after Young Earthers claim the dinosaurs really went extict, shortly after Noah's Flood. The oldest book according to Christians is Job. That book mentions dinosour-like creatures. That is pretty much the extent of the subject.
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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2009, 07:39:10 AM »
This place is a few miles from my house

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2009, 08:13:26 AM »
While you folks are having fun with all this you may want to stop a second and smell the proverbial roses.  If, like most folks, you ponder how we and everything around us got here then there are only a few options to consider.

We and everything around us got here because God (who exists outside of our framework of time and therefore has always been here) created us or that we all got here because two atoms (which exist solely within our framework of time and have always been here) smashed into each other.

God, a living being, created everything or two atoms smashed together and eventually life came from no life.

Believe what you want...heck, you can think up a third option and set the world afire if you'd like.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2009, 08:20:08 AM »
Don't a lot of people consider the story of creation to simply me a metaphor for evolution?
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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2009, 08:49:20 AM »
While you folks are having fun with all this you may want to stop a second and smell the proverbial roses.  If, like most folks, you ponder how we and everything around us got here then there are only a few options to consider.

We and everything around us got here because God (who exists outside of our framework of time and therefore has always been here) created us or that we all got here because two atoms (which exist solely within our framework of time and have always been here) smashed into each other.

God, a living being, created everything or two atoms smashed together and eventually life came from no life.

Believe what you want...heck, you can think up a third option and set the world afire if you'd like.
it'd suck if we had more options, thinking is boring, let's read books.

How the fuck do we have 2 option? And how can we "make up" options for how we were made? That's what those theories, Big bang is based on science, i think it's stupid, but you don't have to follow mostly moronic rules from a book to believe it.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2009, 08:51:15 AM »
Don't a lot of people consider the story of creation to simply me a metaphor for evolution?
The whole bible is a metaphor for the exploitation of the capitalism and it's actually the first communistmanifesto.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2009, 09:08:32 AM »
While you folks are having fun with all this you may want to stop a second and smell the proverbial roses.  If, like most folks, you ponder how we and everything around us got here then there are only a few options to consider.

We and everything around us got here because God (who exists outside of our framework of time and therefore has always been here) created us or that we all got here because two atoms (which exist solely within our framework of time and have always been here) smashed into each other.

God, a living being, created everything or two atoms smashed together and eventually life came from no life.

Believe what you want...heck, you can think up a third option and set the world afire if you'd like.

Ahahahahaha.  You're an adult. 

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2009, 09:10:24 AM »
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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2009, 09:41:01 AM »
Cliffenstein is so meek
theres freedom in freemarket
He always turn the other cheek
while bombing middle eastern target

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2009, 04:00:11 PM »
Cliffenstein is so meek
theres freedom in freemarket
He always turn the other cheek
while bombing middle eastern target

Yep...from the political, state, government standpoint I'm all for killing our enemies...just killing them.  I understand the nature of man and how the world works.

From a one on one, person to person standpoint...I'm all about forgiveness and decentness and things like that.  I don't get all worked up over stupid little things that don't matter, such as being ridiculed or impugned regarding my spiritual or political views or about my music or my looks or whatever.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2009, 04:00:31 PM »

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2009, 04:03:48 PM »

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2009, 04:07:41 PM »
Yep...from the political, state, government standpoint I'm all for killing our enemies...just killing them.  I understand the nature of man and how the world works.

From a one on one, person to person standpoint...I'm all about forgiveness and decentness and things like that.  I don't get all worked up over stupid little things that don't matter, such as being ridiculed or impugned regarding my spiritual or political views or about my music or my looks or whatever.
Did you like the song though?

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2009, 04:07:45 PM »
Don't a lot of people consider the story of creation to simply me a metaphor for evolution?

A lot of people consider a lot of things to be a lot of things.

Creation and evolution are two very, VERY different things.  The story of Creation has been here since the beginning of mankind passed down from generation to generation until it was written down.

The theory of evolution was something thought up in the early 1800's.  Atom smashing theory (read as Big Bang) was thought up in the early 1900's.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2009, 04:08:19 PM »
Also, Cliffy, your new avatar is a vast improvement from your old one.

You look like the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop if he were playing a tranny.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2009, 04:09:09 PM »
Thou shalt not!

Ten commandments refers to murder.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2009, 04:10:44 PM »
Ten commandments refers to murder.
it's in hebrew

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #47 on: June 03, 2009, 04:12:05 PM »
You look like the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop if he were playing a tranny.

He was way cooler in Three O'Clock High.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2009, 04:12:30 PM »
So it's not murder if you send others to do your dirty work? That's sounds like what Charles Manson has been saying all along!

Conspiracy to commit murder is 100% kosher.

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Re: you know how jesus rolled?
« Reply #49 on: June 03, 2009, 04:13:17 PM »
So it's not murder if you send others to do your dirty work? That's sounds like what Charles Manson has been saying all along!

War is not murder, abortion sure is though.

Tiller knows that very well right now (though he really knew it all along...he was just in for the millions!).