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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2009, 11:48:49 AM »
Quote from: essjaye on June 05, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
the only guys that hit on me are unavailable, gay, or old men at the nursing home where I work.
it's fantastic!

Have you met my friend, Rene?
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I call the little circle the butt hole.  That's where the poop comes out.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2009, 11:49:17 AM »
Quote from: pizzafan on June 05, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
I think we should have a battle of the alleys.
Or an alley battle.
A boner in the clam alley?

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2009, 11:49:29 AM »
Quote from: TahoeJeff on June 05, 2009, 11:48:49 AM
Have you met my friend, Rene?

is he an unavailable gay old man?
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2009, 11:49:34 AM »
hot dude!

Cupcakes

I should have made these for chadd on his b-day
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Quote from: Grath on April 23, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
But, yeah, the main thing I'm learning is that Toni is a dirty racist.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2009, 11:49:55 AM »
Quote from: essjaye on June 05, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
the only guys that hit on me are unavailable, gay, or old men at the nursing home where I work.
it's fantastic!




if they're hitting on you, they can't be that gay.

i made up a nickname for my gal when we go to the beach...Sandy Clams
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Quote from: Pomme de terre on November 12, 2009, 12:16:38 PM
can't find a woman hot unless she's exposing her balloon knot.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2009, 11:50:48 AM »
Quote from: TahoeJeff on June 05, 2009, 11:48:49 AM
Have you met my friend, Rene?
Am I your fucking friend?


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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2009, 11:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Marshall on June 05, 2009, 11:49:55 AM

if they're hitting on you, they can't be that gay.

i made up a nickname for my gal when we go to the beach...Sandy Clams
that's gross.
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2009, 11:52:41 AM »
70% of Clam alley are male!
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2009, 11:53:10 AM »


My cat got fixed yesterday. They shaved his tummy

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2009, 11:53:34 AM »
I will hit on any woman.
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Quote from: Chris_Grivet on October 30, 2009, 04:51:48 PM
Unfortunately, I'm not interested in having a good time.
Quote from: blackandgold on May 09, 2012, 10:31:31 PM
How is that wierd. Plenty of women just move on from rapes.[/quote

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2009, 11:54:17 AM »
Quote from: boobiedewton on June 05, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
hot dude!



I wanna see Away We Go just so I can stare at him with that beard for two hours.  I've never liked him more.


Boys suck because when you want to kiss them, they never want to kiss you and instead have "band practice" all the time.  Whatever.  (dear ppmb boys, lets make out, thanks.)
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Quote from: m.quixote on August 06, 2009, 10:11:29 PM
Wow.  I would not fuck with you.  You went for the total castration.  Points.

God I wish I could punch people in the face through the internet - Chadd.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2009, 11:54:29 AM »
does women like being hit on?
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2009, 11:54:38 AM »
Quote from: boobiedewton on June 05, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Cupcakes

I should have made these for chadd on his b-day


speaking of, www.cakewrecks.com

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2009, 11:56:13 AM »
Quote from: Read hard on June 05, 2009, 11:54:29 AM
does women like being hit on?

not really, but then again, the unavailable or at least professed to be gay sort of makes the hitting on a waste of time, don't you think?
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2009, 11:57:23 AM »
Quote from: essjaye on June 05, 2009, 11:49:29 AM
is he an unavailable gay old man?

SOme people do think that he's actually Rally.
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Quote from: Olive Alive on September 14, 2011, 04:11:13 PM
I call the little circle the butt hole.  That's where the poop comes out.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2009, 11:58:08 AM »
John K. WITH GLASSES AND A BEARD!?
My life has reached its pinnacle.
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Quote from: Jenny Incompetence on Yesterday at 08:02:47 PM
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2009, 12:08:41 PM »
That guy's the worst part of the office. The only time he made me laugh was when he realized  he was on course to turn into Michael.
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Quote from: ChaddDerkins on June 04, 2010, 06:07:09 PM
The song Star Jammin' is an ode to the Clash song Car Jammin, except I am jamming to the stars in a young lady's eyes, which I call twinkles.  Oreo cookies are a popular sandwich cookie from Nabisco.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2009, 12:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Tonygotmoxie on June 05, 2009, 12:08:41 PM
That guy's the worst part of the office. The only time he made me laugh was when he realized  he was on course to turn into Michael.
we are talking about how hott he is.
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Quote from: Grath on April 23, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
But, yeah, the main thing I'm learning is that Toni is a dirty racist.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2009, 12:13:08 PM »
Quote from: boobiedewton on June 05, 2009, 12:10:58 PM
we are talking about how hott he is.


So he's the male Jessica Simpson?
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Quote from: ChaddDerkins on June 04, 2010, 06:07:09 PM
The song Star Jammin' is an ode to the Clash song Car Jammin, except I am jamming to the stars in a young lady's eyes, which I call twinkles.  Oreo cookies are a popular sandwich cookie from Nabisco.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2009, 12:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Read hard on June 05, 2009, 11:39:36 AM
men are so gonna ruin this for the gals. That sucks, this thread should be used for ppmb females to discuss my awesomeness.

sorry rene, i made some perception ralities in a thread about time and space and i made a comment on a comment and used some perception and i may have cause some comments that cand be precieved as a perception that is diffivult.
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2009, 12:17:22 PM »
Wow two pages and no photos of male genitals.  You chicks will never top Boner Alley.
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Dude, you were just schooled by repoman, who has a sticked thread in his honor at Weasel Acres for being the most colossal dunce we've ever had sully our doorstep.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2009, 12:18:06 PM »
I know this thread just started ...but I'm kinda bummed there isn't any good pics up yet.
I want tattooed half naked men please
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2009, 12:20:22 PM »
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Quote from: Grath on April 23, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
But, yeah, the main thing I'm learning is that Toni is a dirty racist.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2009, 12:22:50 PM »
I'll get this started


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Quote from: ChaddDerkins on June 04, 2010, 06:07:09 PM
The song Star Jammin' is an ode to the Clash song Car Jammin, except I am jamming to the stars in a young lady's eyes, which I call twinkles.  Oreo cookies are a popular sandwich cookie from Nabisco.

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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2009, 12:24:22 PM »
so who's goiung to make nme a cheese sandwich?
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