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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #41075 on: January 09, 2012, 12:42:53 PM »
now now colin, that's not fair.  most of sports night involved dan and casey sitting perfectly still behind newsdesks while having rapid fire dialog as hair and make up flitted about.  that is WAAAAAAY different than walking down hallways.

I'm sorry. As someone who just watched all 45 episodes in the last two days, that show is ALL about walking and talking. And I happen to like it. And nobody is fucking asking for opinions on the West Wing. I just happened to want to watch it and my DVD set is mysteriously missing. Missing in a similar way that my unopened bag of cheese sticks was opened and halfway gone after I left for band practice last week.

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« Reply #41076 on: January 09, 2012, 01:48:19 PM »
How can anyone hate on CSI? It's pretty amazing...in ridiculous sorta way.
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« Reply #41077 on: January 09, 2012, 01:53:32 PM »
How can anyone hate on CSI? It's pretty amazing...in ridiculous sorta way.

I find that the people who have a problem with it think it's supposed to be realistic. NO, YOU CAN'T ZOOM THAT FAR IN TO A LOW RESOLUTION SECURITY CAMERA VIDEO, etc. I just treat it like an action movie.

I'm sure Rally has some different reason for disliking it that is way beyond any of our cognitive abilities, though. That man is a deep thinker.
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« Reply #41078 on: January 09, 2012, 01:57:56 PM »
i was kind of surprised to find out ncis has been the best ranked drama the last three or four years or something. that show is fine and all, but couldn't believe it was ranked that high.
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« Reply #41079 on: January 09, 2012, 02:06:46 PM »
to me all that CSI, NCIS and even Law and Order all kind of seem the same. I can watch them and be entertained but i never go out of my way to watch them
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« Reply #41080 on: January 09, 2012, 02:12:37 PM »
csi and ncis i can see. law & order(s) are fairly different from those two though
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« Reply #41081 on: January 09, 2012, 02:15:02 PM »
Law & Order doesn't use the forensics/computer magic plot device, but otherwise the writing isn't far off. It's sad. It was so much better when Jerry Orbach was still alive.
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« Reply #41082 on: January 09, 2012, 02:17:25 PM »
i love that the original law & order instead of just svu is on netflix now.
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« Reply #41083 on: January 09, 2012, 02:18:43 PM »
Crime shows just don't appeal to me. Therefore it baffles me that they are so popular.
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« Reply #41084 on: January 09, 2012, 02:26:30 PM »
Crime shows just don't appeal to me. Therefore it baffles me that they are so popular.
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« Reply #41085 on: January 09, 2012, 02:27:00 PM »
Crime shows just don't appeal to me. Therefore it baffles me that they are so popular.

Me either. Not even a little.

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« Reply #41086 on: January 09, 2012, 02:30:23 PM »


I gave up on CSI when Grissom left. It had gotten pretty silly so it seemed as good a time as any to bail.

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« Reply #41087 on: January 09, 2012, 03:59:40 PM »
the only crime show i watch is SVU when USA is showing all-day marathons.  can't get into the other ones.
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« Reply #41088 on: January 09, 2012, 04:02:33 PM »
Crime shows just don't appeal to me. Therefore it baffles me that they are so popular.

NYPD Blue.

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« Reply #41089 on: January 09, 2012, 04:10:36 PM »
When crime drama meant Law & Order or NYPD Blue, I was more than happy to watch.  Now it just means fake "computer" nonsense and stupid punchlines.  Like every character on every show spends an hour trying to out do the other characters on the other shows.  No thanks.
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« Reply #41090 on: January 09, 2012, 06:15:08 PM »
How can anyone hate on CSI? It's pretty amazing...in ridiculous sorta way.

this x100000000. i particularly love csi miami for its high rate of everything fucking exploding.
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« Reply #41091 on: January 09, 2012, 07:13:34 PM »
Crime shows just don't appeal to me. Therefore it baffles me that they are so popular.

this. also nicoles comment about people walking down corridors and taking turns talking made me LOL

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« Reply #41092 on: January 09, 2012, 07:29:01 PM »
i totally hate aaron sorkin but apparently he's doing a show on broadway about houdini starring hugh jackman.  it's like he's trying to break me down!
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« Reply #41093 on: January 10, 2012, 02:35:30 AM »
this x100000000. i particularly love csi miami for its high rate of everything fucking exploding.

Yeah. Bruckheimer, yo.
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« Reply #41094 on: January 10, 2012, 02:45:31 AM »
NYPD Blue.

Sipowicz.

Sipowicz's ass in the shower.

It changes minds.

Sounds like it did yours!
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« Reply #41095 on: January 10, 2012, 09:29:20 AM »
agreed! for some reason I like Magnum Pi though.

higgins, magnum, tc, helicopters. he's a hawaii living  james bond.  its more fantastic than the fake science shows where they have some current topic murder, the guy makes a snarky comment or pun, the let the who rip, then they solve the case in the same boring way.

boring.
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« Reply #41096 on: January 10, 2012, 09:37:12 AM »
When crime drama meant Law & Order or NYPD Blue, I was more than happy to watch.  Now it just means fake "computer" nonsense and stupid punchlines.  Like every character on every show spends an hour trying to out do the other characters on the other shows.  No thanks.

NYawnPD blue was terrible.  So was Hill Street Snooze and Law & Cured my sleep disOrder. That stuff is so dull..total Snoozapalooza!

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« Reply #41097 on: January 10, 2012, 09:39:56 AM »
Homeland however, is a great show.  Showtime had a free view over the weekend and I marathoned that stuff. Claire Danes? She's perfect as the genius nutjob!  Now I need to get Showtime.

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« Reply #41098 on: January 10, 2012, 09:42:28 AM »
higgins, magnum, tc, helicopters. he's a hawaii living  james bond.  its more fantastic than the fake science shows where they have some current topic murder, the guy makes a snarky comment or pun, the let the who rip, then they solve the case in the same boring way.

boring.
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Re: Clam Jam Alley (For Ladies, Women and Girls)
« Reply #41099 on: January 10, 2012, 09:44:43 AM »
if people only knew, rene... how strange it all is!  and yes, we agree!