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Brutal Vikings at Crotch Adjustments


Brutal Vikings

Pitching: M Welch

Batting:
moultar
ryan
mrs. waves
pshaw!

Bench:
packagethief
jenna
maverage

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Crotch Adjustments

Pitching: Chadd

Batting:
Matt
Milo
Steve
Jettrocks

Bench:
Aggro
Sockhop
Jonas

Out:
Wiggy


Welcome to game 3 of the LastFM World Series between the Crotch Adjustments and Brutal Vikings.  The series is tied at 1-1. Tonight's game is the big show, the big finale... for season four and possibly LFMBB.  These teams have proven their mettle. Their players are fierce, their managers wise. Playing to a sold out Crotchdome, one wonders if the home team advantage will be enough for the Adjustments to half the Vikes momentum from game 2. We'll find out around 6pm eastern time.

Manager, please post changes in the thread and attempt to call time quickly.
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Brutal Vikings. I'm calling it.

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Lets show 'em what we're made of!
'ello, guvnor!  Care for a spot of tea, then?  Why, I'll just nip up the apples and pears for a spanner, because I'm milo10 and I'm a complete git!

Tally-ho!

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Who's managing this game for the Vikes?

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i am i suppose.  if im around.
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I wish we could do this shit now!  It's on mofo!

(in all seriousness, the earlier the better, due to having to go to band practice later on)

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i might not be able to be around until 7:30-8. sorry matt.
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vikes!
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Have I pitched at all this season?  If this is my first time at the mound all year, talk about pressure.
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gonna grab a quick smoke. first pitch should be around 6:15

i've already ranked quite a few pitches (in my notebook, i'm old school and go by hand at first). just need to get everything typed in.
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I am prepared to be here until about 7:45 -- I'll be back again around 9:15.  Woo!

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hooray! i'll have to check this shit out while my wife makes dinner. this marriage shit is pretty good. people make food for you! for free!
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I am prepared to be here until about 7:45 -- I'll be back again around 9:15.  Woo!

I am around if you need someone to manage in between.
'ello, guvnor!  Care for a spot of tea, then?  Why, I'll just nip up the apples and pears for a spanner, because I'm milo10 and I'm a complete git!

Tally-ho!

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Brutal Vikings at Crotch Adjustments

Top 1
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0 out
0 on

Pitching:
Chad

Batting:
moultar
ryan
mrs. waves
pshaw!

The Pitch - Chad
The banans- Miracle Cure - First time i've heard the bananas. read some mixed reviews. this is a pretty solid song. reminds me a lot of carrie nations. Not enough for a K but still a really tight song. 7/10

The Swing – Moultar
The Zatopeks - Only the Grim Reaper - I like zatopeks a lot, but this song is kind of average. doesn't wow me, but it's a decent track. slightly better than average. 6/10

Chad winds up an delivers a wicked slider. Moultar is slightly tripped and grounds out between first and second. D-bress pulls a little soccer move and uses his cleat to pop it over to first. 1 out!
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Let's blow the roof off of the Crotchdome, Vikes!

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I am around if you need someone to manage in between.

Excellent!  Thanks, Milo.

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I expect Chad to have success on the mound.  I've been saving him for this moment all year.

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Brutal Vikings at Crotch Adjustments

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Pitching:
Chad

Batting:
moultar
ryan
mrs. waves
pshaw!

The Pitch - Chad
Jay Reatard - Not a Substitute: blood visions is such a great record. totally rocking. some parts are a little too abrasive, but this song incorporates the best parts of blood visions...raw garage punk and pop sensibilities. yep, that's a K. 8/10

The Swing – Ryan
Silly ryan, this isn't tee ball. when the pitcher pitches, you swing!

Chad looked Ryan in the eye, told him there's no such thing as Santa or the Easter Bunny and delivered three high heaters. Ryan looked bewildered and began crying. Get over it Ryan and sit the eff down.
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per the package, she will ph for mrs. waves
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Brutal Vikings at Crotch Adjustments

Top 1
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Pitching:
Chad

Batting:
moultar
ryan
mrs. waves
pshaw!

The Pitch - Chad
Lemuria - Hawaiian T-Shirt: I really love this record, but this song is probably one of my least favorites. the female vocals are great, but the dude's totally miss the mark. i dunno what it is, but it just doesn't have the punch that most of the record has. 6/10

The Swing – Packagethief
All Girl Summer Fun Band - Grizzly Bear: awesome bass riff at the beginning. i'm a little unsure about this band. wait internet problems. okay it's back. this is a lot better than most agsfb stuff i've heard. i really enjoy this. 7/10

the package called up UPS and said "yo fuckers, deliver me over the short stops head!" they happily obliged
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It's a shame Mrs Waves never got a chance to swing this season.

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Nice single, Package.  Now let's get this last out.

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Brutal Vikings at Crotch Adjustments

Top 1
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2 out
0 on

Pitching:
Chad

Batting:
moultar
ryan
mrs. waves
pshaw!

The Pitch - Chad
Scared of Chaka - Straight to the Office: HELL FUCKING YEAH! Great rocker. 9/10

The Swing – Pshaw!
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT of the batters box and sit the fuck down.

Chad gears up and throws some serious heat. the first pitch almost took off pshaw!'s ear. pshaw! was looking for the gas, but look at that, chad threw knuckle curve and Pshaw! got twisted up like a pretzel. to the bottom of the first we go!
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I was planning on grilling some steaks for dinner, but we've got some nasty storms coming through the area.  I'm debating cooking them on the stove top instead.

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GTFO, Pshaw.

Also, GNOC.