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CROTCH ADJUSTMENTS - SEASON FOUR CHAMPIONS!
« on: June 12, 2009, 01:04:56 PM »
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The league office congratulates the Crotch Adjustments on their Season 4 Championship. They were the best team in the league from start to finish, cruising to a 19 and 8 regular season. This team was absolutely stocked with talent. Unlike in Season 3, the Crotches took their game up a notch with a five and one postseason record.
The Brutal Vikings stormed through the American League playoffs, and were in fact one out away from being crowned as League Champions. They fought as hard as a chicken, and they are to be commended.
The decisive Game Three of the World Series was a fitting ending for a Crotch Adjustment team that featured a long cast of heroes all season long. Down three in the bottom of the second,  Jettrocks led off with a home run, followed by SockyShinny’s game-tying  two out two run homer. This set the stage for Matt Dorsey’s dramatic series clinching walk-off dinger.
Congratulations, once again, to the Season 4 Champs...  the Crotch Adjustments.

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Re: CROTCH ADJUSTMENTS - SEASON FOUR CHAMPIONS!
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 01:08:58 PM »
 ;D
'ello, guvnor!  Care for a spot of tea, then?  Why, I'll just nip up the apples and pears for a spanner, because I'm milo10 and I'm a complete git!

Tally-ho!

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Re: CROTCH ADJUSTMENTS - SEASON FOUR CHAMPIONS!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 01:20:38 PM »
Congrats, Crotches.

Hearing the robot read "They fought as hard as chickens" made me laugh.

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Re: CROTCH ADJUSTMENTS - SEASON FOUR CHAMPIONS!
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 09:42:41 PM »
Woot!

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Re: CROTCH ADJUSTMENTS - SEASON FOUR CHAMPIONS!
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 10:19:58 PM »
Championship banner forthcoming. It shouldn't be too hard, since this is your second.

Congrats gang!

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Re: CROTCH ADJUSTMENTS - SEASON FOUR CHAMPIONS!
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2009, 09:24:34 AM »

haha I love that pause before the final "the crotch adjustments".
Kjell was a simple old man that could skate 3 miles per hour and poke check you off the puck from 25 feet away with his gobbley arms.