Somehow, I ended up in charge. Which, generally, is all fine and dandy, but it means I get to field questions like:
Can I copy something if it's been folded once?
How do I turn up the volume on this computer?
Do you want me to continue working on the one task that you assigned me to complete that I have not yet completed? I figure since its a new day, you'll tell me to stop, despite the incomplete status of the project.
Plus I sit in the corner, facing the wall, and the way everyone gets my attention is by leaning on the back of my chair so that I almost fall out. Every time.