Author Topic: worksomes (Read 89149 times)

SweetBox · « **Reply #5925 on:** February 04, 2012, 04:10:03 PM »

the only problem with that plan is i don't know how many people are in that room. only one person would come out to check the electricity and they always close the door behind them. i could be running into a huge trap!

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #5926 on:** February 04, 2012, 06:40:59 PM »

bitch bitch bitch

I have 155hours in this last two week payperiod. I have another day left in it. carazy.
I have never worked like this in my life

dave · « **Reply #5927 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:11:12 PM »

This job is a bigger pain than I thought it'd be. Every single thing is made in house (bread, ice cream, juices, everything) so the amount of dishes from the kitchen alone is insane. It's a small plates kinda place so if a couple comes in they're gonna have like 3 or 4 plates each. And this place is constantly packed out and the guy I work with moves way too slow and is really clumsy and inattentive. The last 2 days I came in at 3, worked non stop as quickly as possible until 7 when the other guy came in, had a pee and a smoke, and then was supposed to leave at 10 but had to stay until 11:30 working as quickly as possible non stop to help the other guy get caught up.

Wednesday · « **Reply #5928 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:30:10 PM »

i had to go in early today for absolutely no reason. im not doing anything

Johney · « **Reply #5929 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:47:53 AM »

Quote from: dave on February 05, 2012, 03:11:12 PM

This job is a bigger pain than I thought it'd be. Every single thing is made in house (bread, ice cream, juices, everything) so the amount of dishes from the kitchen alone is insane. It's a small plates kinda place so if a couple comes in they're gonna have like 3 or 4 plates each. And this place is constantly packed out and the guy I work with moves way too slow and is really clumsy and inattentive. The last 2 days I came in at 3, worked non stop as quickly as possible until 7 when the other guy came in, had a pee and a smoke, and then was supposed to leave at 10 but had to stay until 11:30 working as quickly as possible non stop to help the other guy get caught up.

Time for you to take a "fuck that other guy" kind of attitude. I'm all about helping out my coworkers, but there's always those completely useless ones who you have to give up on. If he's fucked he's fucked. I'd go home.

SweetBox · « **Reply #5930 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:11:13 PM »

less a worksome, more a work MYSTERY. i saw the girl i sit next to walk into the building a few moments before me and head to the elevator bank to go upstairs. shortly thereafter, i arrived on the 3rd floor only to find out that she hadn't signed in and wasn't at her desk. she's still not here! i wonder what happened to her. even if she only came upstairs to grab something and go home again i should have passed her at some point.

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #5931 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:26:50 PM »

"Supposably."

Fuck, SHUT UP.

Grath · « **Reply #5932 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:37:25 PM »

oh girl

SweetBox · « **Reply #5933 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:40:48 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Alive on February 06, 2012, 12:26:50 PM

"Supposably."

Fuck, SHUT UP.

haha, my sister says this or "supposavly". i try and chalk it up to her having hearing issues but she's almost 25 and i just think she gives a total of zero shits about it.

Liam · « **Reply #5934 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:43:40 PM »

Pacific instead of specific kills me.

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #5935 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:45:52 PM »

Quote from: Liam on February 06, 2012, 12:43:40 PM

Pacific instead of specific kills me.

Holy shit, that would make my head explode.

Liam · « **Reply #5936 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:46:38 PM »

My old boss used to do it every single day.

George! · « **Reply #5937 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:49:07 PM »

worksome - boss has nothing to do today, so he's been back here all day with his la-da-da-da singing and poking around to see what everyone is doing. go away!!!

Jesse · « **Reply #5938 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:53:47 PM »

What's worse, scrambled english words or made up business bullshit? I have to write ad copy and the boss keeps saying "verbage." I'm up the fucking wall.

Grath · « **Reply #5939 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:54:42 PM »

worksome: the girl who works at the moving company across the hall is kinda hot, but she also kinda looks like that ghetto mom from Todd Margaret. I mean, I'd still have sex with her, but I'm pretty sure I'd have sex with anything at this point. So, yeah, there's that.

Chris Fabulous · « **Reply #5940 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Grath on February 06, 2012, 12:54:42 PM

worksome: the girl who works at the moving company across the hall is kinda hot, but she also kinda looks like that ghetto mom from Todd Margaret. I mean, I'd still have sex with her, but I'm pretty sure I'd have sex with anything at this point. So, yeah, there's that.

If I'd never seen Tood Margaret, I'd say that lady is fuckable. Having seen it and being familiar with the character, now all I ever think of his how awful she is. I couldn't have that going through my head when I was trying to "get into" the "bone zone".

Bruisy · « **Reply #5941 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:45:56 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Alive on February 06, 2012, 12:26:50 PM

"Supposably."

Fuck, SHUT UP.

Oh, God.

This is, without any degree of hyperbole, the worst thing in the history of time and space.

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #5942 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:49:15 PM »

Quote from: Bruisy on February 06, 2012, 01:45:56 PM

Oh, God.

This is, without any degree of hyperbole, the worst thing in the history of time and space.

The thing that makes it so terrible is that, almost without exception, the person saying it is trying to sound really smart and articulate and professional when they say it. Makes me a bit stabby.

Bruisy · « **Reply #5943 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Alive on February 06, 2012, 01:49:15 PM

The thing that makes it so terrible is that, almost without exception, the person saying it is trying to sound really smart and articulate and professional when they say it. Makes me a bit stabby.

One of foremost wrestling historians in the USA says it continually. He's an enormous hick and a cop.

This one time, he recorded a wrestling podcast while busting down a crack house.

Harry Hijinks · « **Reply #5944 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:53:00 PM »

yeah, no one cares, sheldon.

Marshall · « **Reply #5945 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:55:13 PM »

i dont think ive ever heard anyone use supposably or pacific instead of specific. thank heavens

Mrs. Alive · « **Reply #5946 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:56:41 PM »

I hear supposably all the time. I've also heard supposively, like Amy, but that's more rare. When I hear either, I'm like, "Jesus Christ, read a fucking book."

Bruisy · « **Reply #5947 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Marshall on February 06, 2012, 01:55:13 PM

i dont think ive ever heard anyone use supposably or pacific instead of specific. thank heavens

"Ecksetra" is a gosh darned outrage, too.

colin · « **Reply #5948 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:59:12 PM »

expresso

for all intensive purposes

Marshall · « **Reply #5949 on:** February 06, 2012, 02:00:41 PM »

Quote from: colin on February 06, 2012, 01:59:12 PM

expresso

for all intensive purposes

thats one that i hear a lot and annoys me to no end