Several points quickly, in order of importance.
1. I did the same thing one summer, Phrank. Let's party.
2. I wear those sunglasses, fuck everyone.
3. I'm from mid west. I can see a cow from where I'm sitting right now. You know what I can't see? Any health food stores or dudes that think it's okay to stick their dick in each others faces while they're passed out. You know why? Cause it's the the mid west.