Author Topic: Hey, Crystal! (Read 381 times)

Phronk Mortian · « **on:** July 21, 2009, 09:06:28 AM »

Get me on a tv show, STAT

jettrocks · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:36:50 PM »

you really did a 180 on this front in 2 days.

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:37:17 PM »

Quote from: jettrocks on July 21, 2009, 12:36:50 PM

you really did a 180 on this front in 2 days.

I want a cat bed on my console!

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:01:03 PM »

how's this going?

colin · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:03:00 PM »

can i be a character?

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:03:43 PM »

Quote from: colin on July 24, 2009, 04:03:00 PM

can i be a character?

sure, we'll pretend you're my neighbor who hates the loud music! Just squat in my neighbors house for as long as it takes

jettrocks · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:04:04 PM »

i haven't done anything yet. i am waiting for someone i know to send an email or facebook blast saying they're looking for people and then i'll send your name.

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:04:36 PM »

Quote from: jettrocks on July 24, 2009, 04:04:04 PM

i haven't done anything yet. i am waiting for someone i know to send an email or facebook blast saying they're looking for people and then i'll send your name.

ok, cool.
just keepin it real for you. that's how i do

colin · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:07:45 PM »

Quote from: Phrank on July 24, 2009, 04:03:43 PM

sure, we'll pretend you're my neighbor who hates the loud music! Just squat in my neighbors house for as long as it takes

I'm already doing that anyway.

valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:08:20 PM »

sorry i said your cilantro looked like dill

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:10:01 PM »

Quote from: colin on July 24, 2009, 04:07:45 PM

I'm already doing that anyway.

dude...no way. I would love it if you guys lived next door to me.
we're have neighborly cookouts eveningly

jettrocks · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:13:07 PM »

Quote from: valentine on July 24, 2009, 04:08:20 PM

sorry i said your cilantro looked like dill

i didn't make the sandwich. i just looked up their menu and no dill is on it.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED!

adam background · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:44:42 PM »

Hey! I am the handsome one. I should be on tv.

bort · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:48:44 PM »

Quote from: adam background on July 24, 2009, 04:44:42 PM

Hey! I am the handsome one. I should be on tv.

you would be awesome as phrank's son

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Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:49:55 PM »

Quote from: bort on July 24, 2009, 04:48:44 PM

you would be awesome as phrank's son

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alternate joke includes something about Two and a Half Men

are you implying that I am so fat that I would be the two men and that adam is so small that he is equal to the size of half a man you insensitive prick?!

adam background · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:53:17 PM »

That makes no sense.

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bort · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:37:03 PM »

Quote from: Phrank on July 24, 2009, 04:49:55 PM

are you implying that I am so fat that I would be the two men and that adam is so small that he is equal to the size of half a man you insensitive prick?!

oops i didn't mean to imply that. i meant to state it outright.

valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2009, 09:50:29 AM »

have you seen that chef vs. city show that is happening on the food network?
i think me and my friend pete should be on it for minneapolis
it is like amazing race, with local foodies vs. chefs

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2009, 09:51:40 AM »

you look so different sans beard!

also: REMINDER TO CRYSTAL: ME + TV SHOW = AWESOMENESS

valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** July 27, 2009, 09:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Phrank on July 27, 2009, 09:51:40 AM

you look so different sans beard!

crystal never had a beard and i have a beard in that photo

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #20 on:** July 27, 2009, 09:54:22 AM »

Quote from: valentine on July 27, 2009, 09:53:01 AM

crystal never had a beard and i have a beard in that photo

you have scruff and not your crazy beard that I saw at the fest.

Oil and Water · « **Reply #21 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:10:48 AM »

Here's my idea I thought of for a TV show while I was tailgating at a baseball game a few weeks ago. You know the show Man vs. Food? I wanna have a show called Man vs. Booze where I'd just go around the country to different bars that have all you can drink specials and then just film myself getting wasted. Make it happen!

DaveNinja · « **Reply #22 on:** July 27, 2009, 01:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Oil and Water on July 27, 2009, 10:10:48 AM

Here's my idea I thought of for a TV show while I was tailgating at a baseball game a few weeks ago. You know the show Man vs. Food? I wanna have a show called Man vs. Booze where I'd just go around the country to different bars that have all you can drink specials and then just film myself getting wasted. Make it happen!

i'd watch it. he'd have to have his uptight coworker with his talking printer tagging along. also, his fake russian girlfriend

Phronk Mortian · « **Reply #23 on:** July 27, 2009, 01:03:36 PM »

Yo! Get your own tv show thread, assholes stop riding my coattails!

DaveNinja · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2009, 01:09:36 PM »

Quote from: Phrank on July 27, 2009, 01:03:36 PM

Yo! Get your own tv show thread, assholes stop riding my coattails!

your show would be on Logo or Oxygen. Oil and Water's would be on a real network (like Hallmark)